Dog Boners

[gstacker]

Red rocket AKA lipstick.

 

[jnevin]

what's with chix bein into that shit!?!?!?! i met this girl who right off the bat told me in detail what a dog dick looks like. and she's always sending me fucked up beastiality gifs on my cell. like chix with horses or dogs humping and throwing up etc. i overheard a conversation about it another time with 3 chicks sitting in front of me at a bar. all 4 chix were to cute to be talking/into that shit.

Sounds like a keeper.

 

[mustang_00]

Sounds like a keeper.

i don't think i'm ready sexually/mentally for shit like that yet. i saw a drunk chick jerk one off at a party before. VERY strange!!!

 

[jnevin]

The fuck kinda parties are you going to? And do you need a wingman?

 

[miplank]

lolz

 

[mustang_00]

The fuck kinda parties are you going to? And do you need a wingman?

long story short i showed up at the wrong house party (didn't know anyone) but they were cool as shit. i saw a bunch of guys/chix circling a kitchen table and there was a drunk chick laying on it giving a "show" they were handing her shit to use. vegetables, wine bottles, beer bottles. then out of no where someone said "jerk the dog off" so she literally fell off the table and went to town. i left before anything else happened. to fucking weird.

you'd have to fancy yourself up with one of scotsman fancy shirts before you can be my wingman!!

 

[jnevin]

That would be quite a situation to walk in on.

 

[mustang_00]

That would be quite a situation to walk in on.

yep definitely knew i was at the wrong party when saw that shit