Does Licking a Stamp really burn 10 Calories?

[Paulos]

I was thinking if licking a stamp burns 10 calories, if I were to lick 30 stamps a minute I would burn 300 Calories each minute. If I could then continue this throughout the entire 1440 minutes in a day I would have a caloric expenditure of 432,000 Calories, which is approximately 123 pounds of weight loss.

Why do people even use DNP or Thermogenics when there are stamps?

 

[HighIntensity]

FONZ burns 20 cals licking a stamp

 

[casavant]

I don't know.

Go back to the chalk thread and answer my stat question.

 

[PinK233]

That's what my Snapple top said....


here's another one

a goldfish's attention span is three seconds....

that one isnt as fun

 

[JohnyJuice]

FONZ burns 20 cals licking a stamp

Man, that guy is taking a pounding. I dont know him, but i feel bad for him.

 

[Paulos]

Maybe that is why they die so damn quickly, their attention span is so short that nothing is of interest and they die of boredom.

It could be that or the fact that I would feed them like a tablespoon of food a day.

 

[Nathan]

That's what my Snapple top said....


here's another one

a goldfish's attention span is three seconds....

that one isnt as fun

Whatever. I got that beat by like at least a couple seconds. Maybe even three or four seconds. Fucking right.

 

[Lao Tzu]

i call hardline bullshit. Riding a stationary bike at moderately high pace burns 600 an hour. Licking 1 stamp a minute isn't the same as riding a bike for 60 minutes.

 

[HighIntensity]

Man, that guy is taking a pounding. I dont know him, but i feel bad for him.

all in good fun, I don't have any ill will against FONZ...

but he made his bed, so he gets a little roast

 

[Warik]

I thought that the energy we actually measure as in calories in food or calories burned riding the bike are actually KILO-calories, i.e. 1,000 real calories for every "calorie" we burn.

So... it is feasible that licking 1 stamp really does burn 10 REAL calories... so you could burn 1 "calorie" licking 100 stamps, and thus do the work of riding the stationary bike for an hour just by licking 60,000 stamps.

I think a good cock-sucking will be a nice equivalent. You can start with your avatar... get to it Paulos. =)

-Warik

 

[JohnyJuice]

I thought that the energy we actually measure as in calories in food or calories burned riding the bike are actually KILO-calories, i.e. 1,000 real calories for every "calorie" we burn.

So... it is feasible that licking 1 stamp really does burn 10 REAL calories... so you could burn 1 "calorie" licking 100 stamps, and thus do the work of riding the stationary bike for an hour just by licking 60,000 stamps.

I think a good cock-sucking will be a nice equivalent. You can start with your avatar... get to it Paulos. =)

-Warik

Glad you put that explanation up there. I thought that was the case too, but i am feeling the effects of the G i took a little bit ago and didnt feel like typing it out. thanks.

 

[PinK233]

I never thought I would hear the term "a good cock sucking" out of Warik...good job

 

[Paulos]

I thought that the energy we actually measure as in calories in food or calories burned riding the bike are actually KILO-calories, i.e. 1,000 real calories for every "calorie" we burn.

So... it is feasible that licking 1 stamp really does burn 10 REAL calories... so you could burn 1 "calorie" licking 100 stamps, and thus do the work of riding the stationary bike for an hour just by licking 60,000 stamps.

I think a good cock-sucking will be a nice equivalent. You can start with your avatar... get to it Paulos. =)

-Warik

Thanks for the nutrition lesson sparky, Who uses kcal as a measurement anyways? Oh that's right, no one.

If they did we would have to say that Warik burned 400,000 calories masturbating to a picture of He-man yesterday instead of simplifying things and saying you burned 400.

I'm not sure how much it burns honestly, but 10 kcal is way too much and 10 cal is way too little.

 

[Warik]

I never thought I would hear the term "a good cock sucking" out of Warik...good job

Did I say a good cock-sucking? I meant, umm... a satisfactorily performed act of fellatio. Yeah - that's it.

-Warik

 

[JohnyJuice]

I heart fellatio.