Does every town have a crazy cat lady ?

[chazk]

Awhile back a lady was removed from her home , they cops and animal control raided her house and found over 80 cats living inside.
The lady was missing teeth and had nasty clothes on ,she was crying as the police removed her from the house she yelled " I need my babies my babies , who will feed the babies"
The cops found her entire house was transformed into a giant cat house.
the back porch had over 50 large mailboxes for the cats to sleep in and each had names of the cat on them. They didnt really find any sighns of abuse
but they took the cats reguardless

I hear about this kinda shit all the time.
Anyone else have crazy cat ladies in their area?
http://www.daddyzero.com/action-figure-crazy-cat-lady-p-31.html
they even sell crazy cat lady action figures online

 

[puddlemonkey]

blueta in 3... 2...

 

[PICK3]

When a cat gets sick indoors it's pretty rough

just sayin'

 

[needtogetaas]

blueta in 3... 2...

lmao crazy old cottage cheese ass.

 

[stilleto]

we have a barn cat that came with the house. She's the sweetest thing ever, but i was feeling really bad over the winter . I called a bunch of shelters to see if they would take her and if they were "no kill". the only place I found was one shelter told me about a woman in this county who will take in any cat... she has over 100 though and although she takes decent care of them, many of them live in her barn and house.

i couldn't do it. we still have the cat. (she comes in our garage, but it's not heated. I put out a heated cat bed and food and water and do whatever I can to keep her warm and healthy).

 

[Powerbuilder333]

If I wasn't allergic I'd prolly be the crazy cat dude.
I bring food, water, and turkey franks for the stray cats at work. I've named several of the regulars.
Very sad to see homeless animals. I figure if I can bring a little comfort to their lives then that's what I ought to do. Costs me less than $15 a month to help out 5 to 15 strays. I only work 4 days a week, so some other co workers will pick up some of the slack on my days off.
Truthfully the kitty's bring me great joy. They recognize my work van and chase after me at the end of my shift.
BTW: Costco sells a 25 lb bag of dry cat food for $15 - for those interested.

 

[hardrock]

Wouldn't any woman with a cat be considered the crazy cat lady? Just saying.

 

[pin]

I don't really like cats.

 

[pin]

I like other peoples cats. But I don't think I'd own one. My mom has out door cats that can come and go through a cat door. So there is no litter box. I hate nasty ass litter boxes. But I have lots of cool birds that come into my yard and I don't want cats to kill em. I shoot the neighbor cats with flat head pellets when they come into my yard. It don't kill them or hurt them bad. But I know it stings cause they never come back.

 

[Mr. dB]

There's no shortage of birds, and cats will only weed out the weak ones anyway. Predation is good for the birds' gene pool.

 

[pin]

There's no shortage of birds, and cats will only weed out the weak ones anyway. Predation is good for the birds' gene pool.

What about squirrles. The squirrles around my crib will almost eat out of our hands. I don't want the cats to kill our squirrles.

 

[needtogetaas]

lets eat critters,

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

What about squirrles. The squirrles around my crib will almost eat out of our hands. I don't want the cats to kill our squirrles.

kats will eat anything, if you have a good recipe you can eat both!

 

[Mr. dB]

Squirrels are nasty, fucking tree rats. The only reason people think they're cute is 'cause of they bushy tails. They are pests.

 

[EnderJE]

I like cats. I'm trying to turn a friend of mine into the crazy cat lady.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Squirrels are nasty, fucking tree rats. The only reason people think they're cute is 'cause of they bushy tails. They are pests.

If ya catch em on your lawn then you can make their tails into cute hats

 

[JayC9]

I have a crazy rabbit guy living nearby, there must be at least a hundred hopping about his garden. His rabbits are always getting out, usually eating, digging and shitting in my garden, attempted to explain to him several times already how this can be remedied quickly and cheaply with a roll of chicken wire but oh no, he knows best.

The other morning I opened the back door to witness the neighbours cat ripping the head off one of his rabbits, the rest of it was scattered about the garden. I shovelled the bits up and placed them in a plastic bag, and not with a little smugness, dumped the body bag on his driveway.

No questions, no apology, no thanks, but of course he assumes I slaughtered his rabbit, and informs all the neighbours warning them to lock up their pets at night...and they actually believe him.

Not my cat, not my rabbit but I get to clear up the mess, give this guy his dead pet back and now I’m labelled as the crazy neighbourhood animal hater? Whatever, cats went up in my estimation.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

I have a crazy rabbit guy living nearby, there must be at least a hundred hopping about his garden. His rabbits are always getting out, usually eating, digging and shitting in my garden, attempted to explain to him several times already how this can be remedied quickly and cheaply with a roll of chicken wire but oh no, he knows best.

The other morning I opened the back door to witness the neighbours cat ripping the head off one of his rabbits, the rest of it was scattered about the garden. I shovelled the bits up and placed them in a plastic bag, and not with a little smugness, dumped the body bag on his driveway.

No questions, no apology, no thanks, but of course he assumes I slaughtered his rabbit, and informs all the neighbours warning them to lock up their pets at night...and they actually believe him.

Not my cat, not my rabbit but I get to clear up the mess, give this guy his dead pet back and now I’m labelled as the crazy neighbourhood animal hater? Whatever, cats went up in my estimation.

Kats have a place in the killing field. I actually liked the bunny and the kat we ate.

 

[all the whey]

Kats have a place in the killing field. I actually liked the bunny and the kat we ate.

Holy shit you are fucking hilarious. 50 jokes about eating cats.

Look out Dave Chappelle.

 

[Mr. dB]

I have a crazy rabbit guy living nearby, there must be at least a hundred hopping about his garden. His rabbits are always getting out, usually eating, digging and shitting in my garden, attempted to explain to him several times already how this can be remedied quickly and cheaply with a roll of chicken wire but oh no, he knows best.

The other morning I opened the back door to witness the neighbours cat ripping the head off one of his rabbits, the rest of it was scattered about the garden. I shovelled the bits up and placed them in a plastic bag, and not with a little smugness, dumped the body bag on his driveway.

No questions, no apology, no thanks, but of course he assumes I slaughtered his rabbit, and informs all the neighbours warning them to lock up their pets at night...and they actually believe him.

Not my cat, not my rabbit but I get to clear up the mess, give this guy his dead pet back and now I’m labelled as the crazy neighbourhood animal hater? Whatever, cats went up in my estimation.

Oh man, what a fruitcake, and now you're stuck doing damage control lest people think you're a budding serial killer. Maybe a slander suit will shut him up?

 

[calveless wonder]

Holy shit you are fucking hilarious. 50 jokes about eating cats.

Look out Dave Chappelle.

 

[blueta2]

How did I miss this thread. Maybe cause it was tainted?!

I'm not a crazy cat lady, but there are a few on my street.
I rescue them, keep some and find others homes. I would do this for any animals,
The only reason I have cats is b/c my ex came into the relationship with 4 cats.

My neighbor will not put in her a/c's b/c then her cats would not have the windows to sit in. She feeds them all at different times and she will get food from all different stores to appease her cats, bring them to the vet if they sneeze.....that is crazy!
I save them, love them and feed them......period!

ATW.....funny!

 

[Johnny Cakes]

If I went that way, I'd be wild about pussy!

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

If I went that way, I'd be wild about pussy!

Me too! If I did that is. damn I cooked some bad chicken last night, had to throw the whole batch in the trash.

 

[Johnny Cakes]

Me too! If I did that is. damn I cooked some bad chicken last night, had to throw the whole batch in the trash.

I bet there is some trashy pussy out there too that is bad.

 

[binö]

why is it that all the crazy cat ladies have seemingly congregated at EF??

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

I bet there is some trashy pussy out there too that is bad.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Bino

why is it that all the crazy cat ladies have seemingly congregated at EF??

I'm thinking.

 

[blueta2]

why is it that all the crazy cat ladies have seemingly congregated at EF??

same reason all the dweebs who never get laid congregate here

 

[binö]

same reason all the dweebs who never get laid congregate here

lol i've been hooking up a with older broad
48 to be exact, big fat fake tits
i feel kinda dirty, though not directly my superior, she has rank and can tell me what to do

 

[blueta2]

lol i've been hooking up a with older broad
48 to be exact, big fat fake tits
i feel kinda dirty, though not directly my superior, she has rank and can tell me what to do

owned by a crusty old lady

haha

pics?

 

[binö]

owned by a crusty old lady

haha

pics?

see what i can do here
trying to keep it a secret from my co-workers so they don't rag the fuck outta me

 

[blueta2]

see what i can do here
trying to keep it a secret from my co-workers so they don't rag the fuck outta me

yeah, but now we're going to rag on you ;-)

Older women do give better head, so YAY Bino