does coffee make anyone else instantly incontinent??

[redsamurai]

Jesus christ, I'd always heard it did that to some people but it never did to me. Couple months back I decided to completely detox and stimulants like coffee had to go. Now that I can drink a little bit again, fuck.......it's like instantaneous bowl motion. I have like no urge to shit and than, I joke not here, after "JUST ONE LITTLE SIP" of coffee, my asshole is puckering trying to pinch off the loaf. What exactly is it in this stuff that does this?

 

[calveless wonder]

all stimulants do that bro.

 

[chris302001]

when i drink a whole pot it does

 

[Smurfy]

caffeine is a stimulant and it stimulates the bowels.

 

[redsamurai]

all stimulants do that bro.

They do? why? and after just a little fucking sip?

 

[canadianhitman]

Could be that you associate coffee with taking your morning dump, so the taste and smell of coffee are now a trigger that tells your body it's time to shit.

 

[heavy_duty]

they say tea stimulates.... but coffee irritates the bowel.

 

[binö]

i think it's a good feeling
helps clean out the pipes in the AM