does anyone elses mom drive them crazy???

[SoKlueles]

Im staying with my mom and dad till i find a place...and my mother is like Hitler.....wanting to know everything I do.......and being sooooooooo nosey...any advice? short of strangling her

 

[Fragadelic]

Tell her that you are bisexual and addicted to heroin - that should keep her quiet for a while.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

Talk to her about being a little over bearing. Or she may be doing that to encourage you to leave the nest as to not have to deal with her antics.

 

[the nature boy]

sometimes that's what mom's do. think of it as giving your dad a break for a little while.

 

[bdog527]

It's actually the opposite for me. My mom's pretty cool but my old man drives me crazy.

 

[SoKlueles]

Lol.....ok im 33 and she tries to tellme what i can and CANNOT wear...if a shirt shows too much or shorts are short......dang drives me soooo crazy....i hope to move out in 3 weeks so maybe i can handle her

 

[CipherLock]

My mother drives my wife crazy, does that count?

 

[TheProject]

I wonder how From Zero feels about his mom.

 

[corythosaurus]

Move out. Plain and simple. She misses being the "mom" and you moving back in gave her the opening, right or wrong, to mother you.

Don't confront her, don't speak your mind, don't start anything that will linger for a long time, just move out as soon as you reasonably can.

And, thank her for her hospitality when you vacate!

For your own sanity, do it soon!

 

[the nature boy]

I wonder how From Zero feels about his mom.

LOL. poor Sub Zero.

 

[from zero]

I wonder how From Zero feels about his mom.

lol, dick

 

[Becoming]

Tell her that you are bisexual and addicted to heroin - that should keep her quiet for a while.

Yeah but during the conversation you ahve to shoot up in front of her and then start touching yourself and ask her to make out with after you got your fix....

 

[WODIN]

Get a big purple double headed dildo and when she starts asking questions pull it out and wave it around while answering her.

 

[SoKlueles]

um no drugs or the bisexual thing....but if i did want to go out on a date....id have to lie to her...shes SOOOO oldfashioned

 

[hamstershaver]

damn she sounds like my ex!!!!!

 

[hamstershaver]

Get a big purple double headed dildo and when she starts asking questions pull it out and wave it around while answering her.

im gonna have to agree with wodin on this one, get out that new dildo that you keep bragging about in BTS and use it while you got your bedroom door open

 

[SoKlueles]

DANG i dotn wanna use it till i can christen my new place....and do what i want instead of biting a pillow....
dang get back to my problem......and ur ex was old fashioned hamster? the way u used to talk she was pretty nice


HEYYYYYY WOODIE

 

[hamstershaver]

your gonna christen your new place by breaking out your brand new dildo?? now thats classy, post pics please

 

[SoKlueles]

nah i hope to christen it with a date......without batteries....but well see which happens.....prob the batteries

 

[hamstershaver]

my money is on the batteries

 

[OptimusCrime]

She drives me crazy all year round. She is always hitting on my friends and driving my pops crazy too.

 

[SoKlueles]

probably

 

[jerkbox]

i can only handle small doses of my mom, every few months.....

 

[SoKlueles]

iwant to live 20 mins away from her.....close enough if i need her and far enough away for my privacy.

 

[WODIN]

nah i hope to christen it with a date......without batteries....but well see which happens.....prob the batteries

If I have my way it'll be with batteries, whip cream and silk ropes.

Hey hey... LOL!!!

 

[SoKlueles]

well u can have ur way.......git to knoxville buddy