Does anyone else think she's Hot?

[*The_West*]

My buddy has a cabin in Tahoe and we decided to go for a weekend. They had this club and we decided to go that night. When we where at the bar hanging out I felt a little tug on my pants leg. And heard a little voice say hey cutie pie. I look down and there she was ,the cutest little thing I had ever seen in my life. She had to be at least 3 feet tall. She looked like a bite sized Britney Spears with a big old butt. Why do little people always have big butts? It sort of caught me off guard so I screamed like a Prince song with joy and picked her up like I was holding my own daughter "and said Oh my goodness YOU ARE ADORABLE. My boys were laughing there asses off. She had some Apple bottom jeans, little heals, little tank top showing her little stomach off, she even had her belly button pieced , a tattoo and french tips nails. I never seen anything like it. I put her on a stool and said what can do for you sweet hearts. She said well you can buy me a drink and come dance with me. I'm thinking to myself buy you a drink? A t-spoon of alcohol might kill her so I said what can I get you a coke, some cran berry juice, some orange juice she said sure you can buy cranberry juice just make sure you add some vodka and don't give me no shot glass either. I'm a grown ass woman so I want a grown ass glass. I heard that and fell out with laughter. So I ended up getting her the drink and she downed it like it was water. Me and my friends jaw dropped. Then she said you ready to shake your tail feather big boy? I said ok lets do it .

did you do it??? we must know! lmao x10

 

[Beachboy6294]

did you do it??? we must know! lmao x10

Well the club was about to close and she wanted to hang out after . I was like cool you can come hang out with us. We ended up at are cabin playing drinking games. And I have admit she drunk most of us under the table. My friends ended up going to bed and I stayed up with her and watched tv. I figured she was way to drunk to go home and I was way to drunk to drive so I made her a little bed on the couch. As we were sitting there laughing and having a good time in mid conversation she said. Why can't I sleep in your bed? Stunned I jokingly said well I sleep wild and I don't want to roll over and crush you. She responded what if I want you to crush me. Then she said have you ever been with a little person? I was like uh no. She said well there's a first time for anything and she stood up on the couch and started kissing me. While she's kissing me I'm trying to convince myself that there's nothing wrong with this situation , she's an adult, you only live once and I can always blame it on the alcohal. So I tried to get into it and I started rubbing on her little butt. Have you ever seen a dog kick his leg when your rubbing there belly. Well her little leg started to kick . And it freaked me out so I stopped. I told I couldn't do it. I'm thinking she would ok with my decision but she was pissed. She said " What fuck do you mean you can't do it , how are you gonna get me all hot and heated and not follow through, what a fucking dick tease why don't you just go to bed pussy". With my tail between my legs I started walking towards my room and I tripped over my friends. They were hiding behind the couch the whole time laughing at my dumb ass whispering "I'm telling everybody when we get back home, my other friend whispered you are going to hell she's a little girl". I replied she's 33 she's older then all of us.

 

[*The_West*]

LMAO that is some story lol. some people will rip you for not following through and doing it, most people would have ripped you if you did, its a bit of a catch 22, isnt it?

 

[Beachboy6294]

LMAO that is some story lol. some people will rip you for not following through and doing it, most people would have ripped you if you did, its a bit of a catch 22, isnt it?

The night wasn't over yet!!! Lol.. It is a catch 22 though!!

 

[*The_West*]

dare i ask?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

The night wasn't over yet!!! Lol.. It is a catch 22 though!!

More this is the best story posted in a long time.

 

[Beachboy6294]

dare i ask?

We ended up going to bed that night. I was thirsty so I woke up in the middle of the night to get some water. As I was walking to the kitchen I noticed my boy standing up in the living room butt ass naked. I'm thinking he's sleep walking again so as I got closer I hear him moaning I didn't want to get caught so I get on all fours and crawl up to the couch what I saw was no short of ...man I don't even know what to say. When I looked around the couch my boy was standing up butt naked getting his dick sucked by the little woman and she's standing up butt naked going to work. My friend is a six foot four Italian guy and he was packing so I knew he wasn't about to have sex her. I knew he would kill her but sure enough they had sex. He sat on the couch she got on top ...the visuals oh the visuals. I crawled back to my room in disbelief. I mean I always knew my buddy was a scum bag but damn that's new low. I couldn't sleep all night every time I closed my eye's I saw them. I finally fell asleep and I woke up around two. When I opened my eye's my buddy was sitting on the edge of my bed. Then he said hey I know you saw me last night. I responded yeah I saw you what were you thinking . He said hey it was good I mean real good. I guess it's true with they say big things do come in small packages. Then he said this stays between us we agreed. I think were both going to hell.

 

[Beachboy6294]

More this is the best story posted in a long time.

Thanks Superqt!! Lol...

 

[*The_West*]

and you still didnt get to hit it? unlucky lol. your friend is exactly the kind of person i was talking about- would have ripped you to shreds if you did it, but more than happy to do it and tell you how good it was. you get to drill his next missus, its only fair.

 

[all the whey]

Thanks Superqt!! Lol...

That is awesome bro.

I got Cblocked by a friend with little person.