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Does anyone else stutter when they talk?

Beachboy6294

Beachboy6294

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I use to stutter really bad especially when i got excited but I have really worked on it and I'm alot better now but when I first went to college it was bad!
 
ery seldom do I stutter, but sometimes I just start talking and it's like, wtf? Also, sometimes a hick accent wil just come out of me from nowhere. Some weird shit.
 
dabuffguy said:
ery seldom do I stutter, but sometimes I just start talking and it's like, wtf? Also, sometimes a hick accent wil just come out of me from nowhere. Some weird shit.
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Where are you from?
 
Anybody that has a conversation with me can tell that I have a stutter when I talk. My friends and family don't even notice it because there so use to me talking like that. Whenever I'm getting interviewed for a job or promotion I can control it but whenever I'm around family or friends I don't care if I stutter or stammer through the whole fucking conversation.
 
fistfullofsteel said:
no, you're a spazz. just messing. i stutter when i see a really hot chick and then i usually mess up my pants.
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Yes thats when it happens to me I have under control now but when I was in college it was bad!!
 
One time my during my undergrad years, my friend and I were walking down the hallway to our dorm rooms and this kid with a fucked up haircut walks by, and my friend says nice hair... the kid kept walking, then 5 steps later turned around and says I have cancer... I didn't even say it, but I felt so bad... mean things suck
 
I don't' think I'm a bad looking guy but back in the day my conversation skills were not up to par with the ladies. I never really dated much when I was younger because I had a stuttering problem as a kid. When ever I would get nervous and get stuck on a word I would stutter my ass off. Once I heard a girl laughing at me I would walk away. Most of the time I would be in a bar or a club and I would build up the courage to approach a woman. And she would turn my stutter into a game NAME THE NEXT WORD COMING OUT OF Christian's MOUTH lol. I would start off the conversation like Hi my nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn she would be like name. I would say is Chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh she would be like Christopher, I would say no it's CHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh she would say Chaz I would get so frustrated because I couldn't get the word out and this girl is playing the guessing game and after the last name she guesses I finally get SHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhut the fuck up and let me say it Christian mother fucker Christian. Most women would thought I was having seizure and start to panic whenever I would try to talk to them screaming "OH MY GOSH HE'S HAVING A SEIZURE PUT SOMETHING IN HIS MOUTH"!! Yeah you might think it's funny but because of this I didn't date much. Some how I had to use my speech impediment to my advantage. It was know secret that I loved eating pussy even as an ugly high school kid. I think it was the fact that I grew up with a single mother and two sisters and they schooled me a long time ago. My mom use to tell me Christian the way to a woman's heart. Is you face deep in her private parts I took that advice and I ran with it.
 
ariel347 said:
One time my during my undergrad years, my friend and I were walking down the hallway to our dorm rooms and this kid with a fucked up haircut walks by, and my friend says nice hair... the kid kept walking, then 5 steps later turned around and says I have cancer... I didn't even say it, but I felt so bad... mean things suck
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Damn that sucks!!
 
When I finally got to college I figured I would have better luck if I keep the conversations to a minimum and stayed away from the words that would trigger my stutter. I attracted a lot of women once I got to college which was new to me so I had to take advantage of it without making a fool out of myself. Like I said I stayed away from all of the letters I had trouble M, S, R and P's damn near all the letters I had trouble with. I really didn't talk much and when I did I gave very short answers. The women just thought I was mysterious,gay or an ass hole and that just made them even more curious. I was finally approached by this Latin girl. She really must have really been digging me because any other women with sense would have considered me a jerk with the responses I gave her. I was just coming out of the gym with the rest of my football team and she stops me. She said why don't you talk to any of the girls around campus. I shrugged my shoulders she asked do you have a girl friend. Easy response I said No, She said are you gay I laughed and said No, Well do you have a phone number I said yes, She said do you want my number I said Sure, She said do you want to come over after the game Saturday ? I said YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES. She put her number in my cell and she walked off with her friends. After my football game Saturday she was waiting right outside the locker for me like clock work. I didn't even have to call her. I went over her house and she ended up doing most of the talking she just figured I was a good listener. I stuck to my short responses until she hit with a question I was forced to respond to. It was late and I was falling asleep on her couch. And she asked if I wanted to spend the night. I said sure and she said well if you spend the night what are you going to do to me? I was like oh shit. She's going to know I have a stuttering problem and tell all the girls around campus. But I knew if I didn't give her an answer I wouldn't get any pussy. Then I thought back to what my mom told me as a kid. "The way to a woman's heart is your face in her private parts. It didn't matter if I stuttered, did sign language , or wrote down on a piece of paper, If a woman hears anything about you going down on her she just wants it done. So I stood up took a deep breath and said I, I , I , I, I ,I Wa, Wa , Wa, Want To E, E , E, Eat Yo, Yo, Yo , Your Pu, Pu, Pu, Pusssy. She started laughing and said oh my Gosh you have a stutter that is so cute. I looked at her and said Really well in tha tha tha that case. Then she said you don't have to say another word you had me at eating pussy she took me into her room she got naked. Laid on the bed open up her legs and said GO TO WORK. So I was down there for almost an hour doing my thing and while I was down there she came up with the idea of me talking to her while I was going down on her. She knew I had trouble with damn near every letter in the alphabet but she knew I would get stuck on anything that started with an M. So while I was down there she locked her legs around my neck and said. "Christian THIS THE ONLY TIME I WANT YOU TO TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL WHILE YOUR EATING MY PUSSY I WANT YOU TO SAY THE WORD MONKEY BUISNESS"! All of a sudden I start saying the word and it sounded like Ma, ma, ma ,ma , ma ,ma ,ma,ma, ma , ma all of a sudden she start screaming and splashing , screaming and splashing. I became a human vibrator. Word around the campus spread like a wild fire and I never had a problem with the ladies again.So l suggest you invest in a man with the stuttering problem you will never need another vibrator again. All you have to do is have him go down on you and while he's down there give him a word to say that you know he won't be able to say without stuttering. Try MONKEY BUISNESS lol.
 
This is what that post looks like to me lol... I think I need glasses.

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I don't stutter but I tend to think faster than I talk so sometimes when I am on to the next idea in my head I'll mix up/transpose words while talking. Then I have to go back and sort out what I said, which is usually more effort than I am willing to make so I just stop talking.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
I don't stutter but I tend to think faster than I talk so sometimes when I am on to the next idea in my head I'll mix up/transpose words while talking. Then I have to go back and sort out what I said, which is usually more effort than I am willing to make so I just stop talking.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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I do that shit too!!
 
My best friend says my IQ drops 80 points when I talk to people. WTF? Apparently I'm a stammering mess when anyone asks me a question out of the blue, but I can explain away all the worlds problems when someone is talking to me that I'm comfortable with.
 
Yeap. I have stutterd for years. my first word was mmmomma. lol I have been to speech therapy all my life and even did a 2 week intense therapy class in VA. It was wonderful. I was fluent for 2-3 weeks and stopped practicing what they taught.

Bro, it affected me bad as kid. I hated life and even tried to take my own life. This was the big reason among other things like girls. lol When I was 25 I decided fuck this shit and got tired of worrying about it and what others thought. I went to nursing school and my confidence grew.

I graduated and become a ladies man. I as getting tang from everywhere. Girls liked it. They thought it was cute. I thought i was and still is fucking annoying as hell. I decided I wasnt guna let it bother me anymore.

There is this thing called the speech easy device. Look it up. it is fucking amazing. I went and was fitted for one and tried it out. Man it was like night and day. I was fluent. I almost broke down cause I knew what it was like to speak w/o a stutter. they cost like 5k and some change. SO after we get in our house we will save and get one. I can't wait.


I forget did you goto school in South louisiana?
 
Beachboy6294 said:
I use to stutter really bad especially when i got excited but I have really worked on it and I'm alot better now but when I first went to college it was bad!
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every once in a while i will be talking too fast and a word doesnt come out right and i stutter over the word.
i always feel so retarded when that happens
 
If i drink all night and get no sleep I'll catch myslef stuttering a little bit, otherwise no.
 
My entire life. I spent the majority of my early childhood in the speech therapist's office (my sister became a speech therapist, actually). I could barely talk as a child without stuttering.

It's actually something I'm very proud of. I still stutter occasionally and there are certain words that give me trouble ("congratulations" for some reason), but it has never held me back. I am one of the stronger presenters in my company and probably the loudest kid around.
 
Scotsman said:
I don't stutter but I tend to think faster than I talk so sometimes when I am on to the next idea in my head I'll mix up/transpose words while talking. Then I have to go back and sort out what I said, which is usually more effort than I am willing to make so I just stop talking.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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+1
 
Yep, it was really bad in grade school, I was in speech classes. I learned to slow the fuck down. I can FEEL it when I'm going to stutter now. I pause, calm myself and continue. Of course that doesn't always work, usually during the worse times like presentations.
 
Don't worry about it bro. It's our imperfections that make us human. If it makes you feel better, when I get excited I say "th" instead of "s"


Beachboy6294 said:
I use to stutter really bad especially when i got excited but I have really worked on it and I'm alot better now but when I first went to college it was bad!
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Pat_McCrotch said:
Yeap. I have stutterd for years. my first word was mmmomma. lol I have been to speech therapy all my life and even did a 2 week intense therapy class in VA. It was wonderful. I was fluent for 2-3 weeks and stopped practicing what they taught.

Bro, it affected me bad as kid. I hated life and even tried to take my own life. This was the big reason among other things like girls. lol When I was 25 I decided fuck this shit and got tired of worrying about it and what others thought. I went to nursing school and my confidence grew.

I graduated and become a ladies man. I as getting tang from everywhere. Girls liked it. They thought it was cute. I thought i was and still is fucking annoying as hell. I decided I wasnt guna let it bother me anymore.

There is this thing called the speech easy device. Look it up. it is fucking amazing. I went and was fitted for one and tried it out. Man it was like night and day. I was fluent. I almost broke down cause I knew what it was like to speak w/o a stutter. they cost like 5k and some change. SO after we get in our house we will save and get one. I can't wait.


I forget did you goto school in South louisiana?
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Yes I went to school in South Louisiana or as they say down the bayou.
 
Beachboy6294 said:
I use to stutter really bad especially when i got excited but I have really worked on it and I'm alot better now but when I first went to college it was bad!
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My brother had to go to speech therapy as a child for stuttering. Sometimes he still stutters some when he gets in a hurry or nervous.

You wouldnt believe how many butts I kicked in school because someone said something about his stuttering. I broke one chick's nose. She had it coming...lol.
 
Beachboy6294 said:
I do that shit too!!
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The worst is if I get nervous I talk really fast, usually spit out some incoherent babble then walk off in shame. Happens very rarely but I feel like such a jackass when it does. And of course the only time I do it is when I am trying to talk to some girl I like. Sometimes I get almost as bad as Chandler on Friends was.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
ariel347 said:
One time my during my undergrad years, my friend and I were walking down the hallway to our dorm rooms and this kid with a fucked up haircut walks by, and my friend says nice hair... the kid kept walking, then 5 steps later turned around and says I have cancer... I didn't even say it, but I felt so bad... mean things suck
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:worried:
 
I hated reading a loud as kid in school, I was extremely self conscious at having people hear me talk and what I read was half what I thought it should read and what it actually did read. I got teased about it very lightly in grade school but never anything that was devastating hurtful, my own fears were worse than anything anyone said.

You just have to be very calm, take your time and speak each word as their own as string of words together. You don't have to answer someone right away you can consider what you want to say and then say it and if you are interviewing meditate on it, imagine being asked a question and replay in your mind how you would answer the question and tweak it until it's a natural comfortable response to you.
 
it has been suggested that those who stutter are fantastic between the sheets downstairs, thanks to their familarity with rapid tongue movment. :evil: :p :chomp: :artist:
 
Beachboy6294 said:
When I finally got to college I figured I would have better luck if I keep the conversations to a minimum and stayed away from the words that would trigger my stutter. I attracted a lot of women once I got to college which was new to me so I had to take advantage of it without making a fool out of myself. Like I said I stayed away from all of the letters I had trouble M, S, R and P's damn near all the letters I had trouble with. I really didn't talk much and when I did I gave very short answers. The women just thought I was mysterious,gay or an ass hole and that just made them even more curious. I was finally approached by this Latin girl. She really must have really been digging me because any other women with sense would have considered me a jerk with the responses I gave her. I was just coming out of the gym with the rest of my football team and she stops me. She said why don't you talk to any of the girls around campus. I shrugged my shoulders she asked do you have a girl friend. Easy response I said No, She said are you gay I laughed and said No, Well do you have a phone number I said yes, She said do you want my number I said Sure, She said do you want to come over after the game Saturday ? I said YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES. She put her number in my cell and she walked off with her friends. After my football game Saturday she was waiting right outside the locker for me like clock work. I didn't even have to call her. I went over her house and she ended up doing most of the talking she just figured I was a good listener. I stuck to my short responses until she hit with a question I was forced to respond to. It was late and I was falling asleep on her couch. And she asked if I wanted to spend the night. I said sure and she said well if you spend the night what are you going to do to me? I was like oh shit. She's going to know I have a stuttering problem and tell all the girls around campus. But I knew if I didn't give her an answer I wouldn't get any pussy. Then I thought back to what my mom told me as a kid. "The way to a woman's heart is your face in her private parts. It didn't matter if I stuttered, did sign language , or wrote down on a piece of paper, If a woman hears anything about you going down on her she just wants it done. So I stood up took a deep breath and said I, I , I , I, I ,I Wa, Wa , Wa, Want To E, E , E, Eat Yo, Yo, Yo , Your Pu, Pu, Pu, Pusssy. She started laughing and said oh my Gosh you have a stutter that is so cute. I looked at her and said Really well in tha tha tha that case. Then she said you don't have to say another word you had me at eating pussy she took me into her room she got naked. Laid on the bed open up her legs and said GO TO WORK. So I was down there for almost an hour doing my thing and while I was down there she came up with the idea of me talking to her while I was going down on her. She knew I had trouble with damn near every letter in the alphabet but she knew I would get stuck on anything that started with an M. So while I was down there she locked her legs around my neck and said. "Christian THIS THE ONLY TIME I WANT YOU TO TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL WHILE YOUR EATING MY PUSSY I WANT YOU TO SAY THE WORD MONKEY BUISNESS"! All of a sudden I start saying the word and it sounded like Ma, ma, ma ,ma , ma ,ma ,ma,ma, ma , ma all of a sudden she start screaming and splashing , screaming and splashing. I became a human vibrator. Word around the campus spread like a wild fire and I never had a problem with the ladies again.So l suggest you invest in a man with the stuttering problem you will never need another vibrator again. All you have to do is have him go down on you and while he's down there give him a word to say that you know he won't be able to say without stuttering. Try MONKEY BUISNESS lol.
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Dear Penthouse Forum...
 
I didn't develop a stutter until I was near 15. I was beaten beyond recognition and when the swelling went down I had a stutter. Luckily now it only surfaces when I am tired, upset, afraid or otherwise anxious... but there are times when it makes me near unintelligible.

H's are really hard for me. M's and the like where my mouth is closed are ok. I get caught during the vowel sounds where my mouth is open.

I had a dickheaded boss once who said to me, "Can't you do something about that?" .... as if I enjoyed going from a well-spoken, articulate, gregarious, charismatic, charming individual to someone who was annoying and pittied.... Yea, OK... I LOVED that. :rolleyes:

What a fukkin dickhead that guy was.

I had a radio show and did a lot of public speaking and never once did I stutter... I can't control it. It only comes when I am VERY upset by issues that pertain to the incident surrounding why I got the stutter. I can see the look change in peoples' eyes when it comes as those who know me best know how badly I am hurting. The stutter is just an outward physical manifestation of the emotional pain I feel. I wish I could hide it and make it go away, but I can't. :(
 
Never have that problem. My kids do sometimes though. I think it is common though because they are learning both spanish and english. Spanish speaking is fast and sometimes they trip their words up because they aren't sure what language they are speaking I think.
 
Beachboy6294 said:
I use to stutter really bad especially when i got excited but I have really worked on it and I'm alot better now but when I first went to college it was bad!
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I am glad it got better broly
 
silverstar1025 said:
Never have that problem. My kids do sometimes though. I think it is common though because they are learning both spanish and english. Spanish speaking is fast and sometimes they trip their words up because they aren't sure what language they are speaking I think.
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Nope. My sister's children are totally bilingual. They moved from the US last year (both parents American born) and yet they still tested on their grade level in Magyar. The only foreign language is German - NOT English.

Children LOSE the ability to learn languages with ease as they get older, not the other way around.

A stutter is NOT caused my being multi-lingual. If they trip over words while mentally searching that is NOT a stutter. Stuttering is knowing exactly what you want to say, yet being void of the ability to form the words physically. It is NOT a mental thing.

Being bilingual HELPS a child. It NEVER harms them.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Nope. My sister's children are totally bilingual. They moved from the US last year (both parents American born) and yet they still tested on their grade level in Magyar. The only foreign language is German - NOT English.

Children LOSE the ability to learn languages with ease as they get older, not the other way around.

A stutter is NOT caused my being multi-lingual. If they trip over words while mentally searching that is NOT a stutter. Stuttering is knowing exactly what you want to say, yet being void of the ability to form the words physically. It is NOT a mental thing.

Being bilingual HELPS a child. It NEVER harms them.
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Interesting because both of my kids do it because they talk too fast and nobody in our family has this issue.
 
PICK3 said:
My speech is unintelligible when my face is covered in spooge. :licker:
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*fixed
 
silverstar1025 said:
Interesting because both of my kids do it because they talk too fast and nobody in our family has this issue.
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How old are your children?

I am bilingual as are my siblings. My sisters three are also bilingual. We were raised in a community of kids whose parents were off the boat so they learned to speak English second even though they were born here. I also knew of many kids that came to the states when they were young, bout 5 - 10. Nobody stuttered.

Stuttering is not caused by being multi-lingual.

Your children speak Spanish, yes? That is a very easy language to speak. Other than rolling R's, the sounds are similar to those made when speaking English. Not like French or Arabic so there must be some other cause.

Perhaps the fact that they do speak very quickly causes their tongues to get tripped up?

In my case the stutter is because some of the muscles in my mouth/face get *stuck*... kinda like a paralysis of sorts and it is hard to continue to the next syllable. I have to stop what I am saying and find another way to say what I want using different words, words that are formed differently. I have a very expansive vocabulary so even when I am fairly upset or it just pops up out of nowhere I can disguise it before anyone realizes what is going on. The only time I can not hide it is when I am very very upset and anxious. Then it can become debilitating.

Children who are bi or multilingual often mix up sentence structure or combine words or speak in sentences where they combine words from both languages. We call it Hunglish! LOL
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Children who are bi or multilingual often mix up sentence structure or combine words or speak in sentences where they combine words from both languages. We call it Hunglish! LOL
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LOL

My best friend is Argentinian and she speaks Spanglish all the time, oddly enough I understand her. My mother spoke a combination of German and English while I was growing up as well.
 
velvett said:
LOL

My best friend is Argentinian and she speaks Spanglish all the time, oddly enough I understand her. My mother spoke a combination of German and English while I was growing up as well.
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It's really amusing. When I speak to people who can speak English but who are not English mother tongue I can immediately (without thought) change the sentence structure to better accomodate the way they will be thinking as opposed to what is grammatically correct in English. I can also pickup what English words they use incorrectly (to those that are English mother tongue) and use them when I speak to them so as to better convey my thoughts.

ie- when French use the word "special" it has a VERY negative connotation which is usually tied to some sort of sexual deviant behavior. When someone who is English mother tongue uses the word "special" it has a VERY positive connotation.

I LOVE words and language and find the topic to be endlessly intriguing. :)
 
Beachboy6294 said:
Wow I didn't know so many people really had this problem!!! lol
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Not to belittle anyone, but it seems like the vast majority of the folks hear do not "stutter" in the "I spent most of my life with a speech pathologist" sense.
 
The Race said:
Not to belittle anyone, but it seems like the vast majority of the folks hear do not "stutter" in the "I spent most of my life with a speech pathologist" sense.
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