Does anyone else do this?

[Shades McCool]

OK this is kinda funny but I wanna know if anyone else does this?
I work out with two of my buddies everyday and we see the same people in there week by week. We talk to the ones we are cool with but dont get very personable while working out. We kinda come up with names for people we dont know.

For example:
There is the one guy with the typical air force hair cut except a little longer. He also wears some thick ole glasses. He wears pajama pants when he works out. They are the gayest things I have ever seen. He looks like he should own a pocket protector. He also wears the typical wife beater. The only thing is he has a some one the most ripped arms I have ever seen and a small waist. He is seriously cut. And because of this we have dubbed thee: Swole Ass Nerd Boy

Other Names:
"Boy who looks as if he has an extra chromosone"
"Stinky Ass Guy"
"Georgia" FINE ass girl who is perfect...also has implants...always sporting the Georgia Bulldogs gear
"Big Toni" Fine girl who is about 5' 100lbs with DD's
"The Village Bike" The one girl who gets a hug from EVERY guy in the gym when she is there

I have plenty of others but does anyone else do this?

Shades

 

[supertech69]

AGD

Yeah we've got the "Ambiguosly Gay Duo" in our gym. The gay super heroes from SNL.

 

[SONNY SIXKILLER]

Great thread. We do the same thing. There is "dancing queen" - a male aerobics type guy. "ab-man" who wears a wife beater and constantly lifts it to wipe his mouth to show his abs. "The Khaki-kid" some old dude about 70 who wears a polo shirt and khaki pants and does some of the most screwed up excersise i have ever seen. We have a bunch more - too many to post. Our other favorite pastime is betting on the ladies on the steppers. We guess how long before their panty lines disappear up into their crack. Childish? Hell yes but it makes it fun!

 

[VooDoo Lady]

The only one my husband and I have "named" is Dirt Ball Guy...short guy with lots of tats and a bandana around his head. Only thing is...turns out he's really nice! But, I still don't know his name so he's unfortunately still Dirt Ball Guy

 

[Shades McCool]

bump

 

[buckydingdong]

yup

one girl is "Excuse me I'm HOT can you give me a hand?"

Old Dude - ~75, wears purple/pink warmups and stares everyone down desprite frailness.

Greek Guy - Looks like Julius Caesar, old, also frail but loads the squat rack as far as it will go and does 1" reps.

Tweety - Large Spanish woman who has a big tweety bird graphic on the back window of her car.




at an old gym

Redheaded Dude (so original) - was huge, thats about it

Pager Guy - wore a pager, worked out at 6am with redheaded dude, did 10 reps of light weight on squat rack, then proceeded to stare at the ceiling for upwards of 10 minutes while laying completely still. also, wore warmup pants with pager attached every morning.


haha sorta related, a fine-ass chick was in a drawing class a year ago at UT, a friend refered to her as "fine ass chick" one day and I mistook him for "Finance Chick" , hence she was dubbed Finance Chick the rest of the term

 

[slickdadd]

there is one guy at the gym that is named matt. I call him "gerbil cocked nancy tits"

 

[BigDdaGanjalist]

haha "pager guy"

we've got "pool boy" - looks like pool boy from old Mad tv
"huge black guy" - plays for the Toronto Argonauts (CFL)
"destroyer of workouts" - girl from high school who follows u around during your workout talking about herself, not lifting a single weight, and getting in the way. reminds me of Wayne's ex GF in Waynes World

"We broke up 6 months ago. Get it?" ahahaha

 

[naturally anabolic]

"Angry- wish i was a juicer boy" - Highschool kid with big arms who looks angry as hell all the time and wishes he was on steroids

"Scot" an import from scotland red goatee and red hair massive proportional beast, but the nicest fellow

"Larry, Curly, Moe" the 3 stooges, they lift with angry wish i was a juicer boy and are all arms and chest

"OMG" - every gym has one, the most beautiful girl you have ever seen...everyone is intimidated by her presence in the gym...little do they know she is shy and as intimidated by them. nice girl we chat while doing cardio sometimes

 

[Night Fly]

We have the "imaginary lat syndrome" guy...who walks around with his arms stuck out all the time cause his 'lats' get in the way...

 

[thefantom1]

"Big Stud BadAss" Dude walks around my gym like he is the only one there...... but the dude is pretty thick and can through some massive weight around....Damn... I guess he deserves that title then...........



BTW...When I workout Im the only one in the gym.......

 

[Shades McCool]

bump

 

[dballer]

We have
"Barney".. who is Scott Steiner... he wears a purple jump suit to the gym all the time.

"The French Fuck" some guy who works out with a beret on all the time. He also wears tights.

"The Indians" 2 guys from India who wage chemical warfare on the rest of the gym with their BO

lets see... who else.. there are sooo many....

"Corky" a guy who comes in with a suit and tie on and works out in his office clothes. He also has major issues.

 

[VooDoo Lady]

ohh....I totally forgot, we have a Lat Guy too...

It's almost like he's TRYING to be funny.....I actually find myself uncomfortable around him because I'm embarrassed FOR him

 

[Y_lifter]

Slit Lick Sisters - 2 lesbo's that are chronics and workout every day and are real touchy feely

Headlight honey - Chick that rarely wears a bra and has the High Beams on every morning

Asian delight - Tiny asian girl with dark black silky hair down to her butt.

Pop's - Old guy that is wirey as hell and lifts a ton for his size.

Puddle dude - This guy leaves the equipment dripping with sweat and a huge ass puddle on the Mat under the StairMasters..

 

[Rockafella Skank]

And, of course, that road runs both ways. We'd prolly be pissed to learn what others call us. I had a couple of girls that I called The Chatties ... their mouths ran constantly and loudly from the time they walked in the door until the time they left. Smoking Man worked out like a beast and then lit up a smoke as he was walking out the door. The Sweater was a little round woman who always worked out in a sweater. So many more, so little space.