do you rely on the glove method?

[Gambino]

for accurate and complete wiping?
i do and i often find myself plunging a lot...sure sucks when their is not a plunger to be found and your at your g/f's grandma's house.

 

[Cutiebaby]

I thought these threads were illegal?
Well whatever, I take dainty movements. No need for gloves or a plunger

 

[Gambino]

I thought these threads were illegal?
Well whatever, I take dainty movements. No need for gloves or a plunger

i didn't use to "glove it"
but i eat a lot and well the protein powder...you get the general idea
the glove was the logical solution

 

[Cutiebaby]

the more healthier the food the worse the movements!

 

[hotzie]

fuck a glove , a well folded peice and nice tactical standin wipe and its all good

 

[Gambino]

fuck a glove , a well folded peice and nice tactical standin wipe and its all good

lol is that the standard military procedure?
sound right outta the navy book of rules and regs

the glove is the only way i roll, so user friendly

 

[hotzie]

lol is that the standard military procedure?
sound right outta the navy book of rules and regs

the glove is the only way i roll, so user friendly

lol no but it does sound it lol , u gotta get the dingleberry drop , standard one wipe while still settin , then you move to the standin attack......plus a well shavin ass makes wipin mad easy

 

[Gambino]

lol no but it does sound it lol , u gotta get the dingleberry drop , standard one wipe while still settin , then you move to the standin attack......plus a well shavin ass makes wipin mad easy

standin? interesting
never tried that

 

[hotzie]

standin? interesting
never tried that

thats how you get a guaranteed clean ass everytime , no dookie stains here ever. i kinda feel like a littel kid lolol but hey my ass is clean.

 

[Gambino]

thats how you get a guaranteed clean ass everytime , no dookie stains here ever. i kinda feel like a littel kid lolol but hey my ass is clean.

when you go to the urnial do you pull your pants down to your ankles?
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[hotzie]

when you go to the urnial do you pull your pants down to your ankles?
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umm yea , are you sayin you dont??

 

[medical]

This is not an original thread!
http://www.offroadrangers.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23170&highlight=wiping

 

[hotzie]

also when i stand up i face the shitter to admire my work. standin up allows me to see when i reach a clean wipe, after 5 consecutive clean wipes , i am good to go.

 

[needtogetaas]

baby wipes work better then anything.

 

[justinjones1963]

umm....I use my tongue...

 

[hotzie]

great thread

 

[Bikini Mod]

Ummmm haven't yall ever heard of wipes?

 

[Lestat]

where are the mods when you need them!

 

[Gambino]

samouth we need you over here

 

[Bikini Mod]

where are the mods when you need them!

Probably wiping their asses with wipes like ALL civilized peeps do!

 

[solidspine]

I think you should save this thread and either visit AA, NA or a psychiatrist.

 

[Gambino]

I think you should save this thread and either visit AA, NA or a psychiatrist.

aa-nah, don't drink enough for that
na-proly wouldn't hurt
psychiatric care-too $$$

 

[gonelifting]

undefinedSee, this is what separates the good guys from the bad. Take bran for instance. He would never post a thread like this. He's a class act and let's just say "above" your type. He is a man to look up to. He is a man of knowledge and confidence, and of class. He would never post anything like this.

Just pointing out the differences between different people here. That's all. Don't hate.



http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=354323&highlight=wipe

 

[Bikini Mod]

DAYUM

I am still trying to figure how there are peeps who live without wipes. Now THAT is icky.

(And I never knew that there are peeps that stand. I have NEVER heard that before.)

 

[manny78]

Get a bidet.

 

[needtogetaas]

DAYUM

I am still trying to figure how there are peeps who live without wipes. Now THAT is icky.

(And I never knew that there are peeps that stand. I have NEVER heard that before.)

ya I said wipes but no one paid attatoin.

 

[Bikini Mod]

ya I said wipes but no one paid attatoin.

Well you know that's because I have breastesses - pure and simple

 

[needtogetaas]

Well you know that's because I have breastesses - pure and simple

I think they ignored us both hun.lol

 

[mkazzbmf]

Cottonelle wet wipes are the goods.....Wiping your ass with dry paper is just NOT sanitary....

If I smeared a turd on your forearm would you just wipe it off with dry tp and call it a day? NO you would have your arm in the sink with soap and water.

anyone who doesnt believe me.....wipe your ass with dry paper until its clean....Then wipe your ass with a wet nap and you will see what I mean....


Kaz

 

[pintoca]

WTF Samote?

I'll lock it

you can unlock it and lock it again