Do you look at yourself in certain full length mirrors...

[patsfan1379]

... and think you just look like an idiot.

I had one of those moments today. I'm immediately going home, cutting my hair, going tanning, shaving my arms and chest and whitening my teeth.

 

[jh1]

... and think you just look like an idiot.

I had one of those moments today. I'm immediately going home, cutting my hair, going tanning, shaving my arms and chest and whitening my teeth.

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No. I always stun myself.

 

[jerkbox]

i always think the bulge in my pants looks too big

 

[jnevin]

I felt that today when I realized the tailor at Nordfuckingstrom hemmed the legs on my new Diesels uneven. Money well fucking spent.

 

[patsfan1379]

Fuck. Maybe its the shirt I'm wearing.

 

[SLAYER69!]

In the gym of course. although I usually just try to use the mirrors to scope out the hot chicks without them knowing it.

 

[jnevin]

I think it's your cleft palate there, sloth.

 

[jh1]

I felt that today when I realized the tailor at Nordfuckingstrom hemmed the legs on my new Diesels uneven. Money well fucking spent.

I just spend 54 bucks having three pairs of jeans hemmed that I spent $578 on at Nords.

Unreal... for 578 bucks they should not only blow me, but hem them for free.

That's what I hate about expensive jeans.. the long uncut inseams.

I bet you really hate it, shorty short fuck, fatty fatter ass.

 

[jnevin]

I just spend 54 bucks having three pairs of jeans hemmed that I spent $578 on at Nords.

Unreal... for 578 bucks they should not only blow me, but hem them for free.

That's what I hate about expensive jeans.. the long uncut inseams.

I bet you really hate it, shorty short fuck, fatty fatter ass.

They did mine for free. As long as I buy them there, they do it for free.

You waif dickbag.

 

[patsfan1379]

I think it's your cleft palate there, sloth.

Fuck's sakes man.

Maybe I should just shave my head.

 

[jnevin]

Fuck's sakes man.

Maybe I should just shave my head.

Don't be ridiculous. You wanna look like an idiot?

 

[jerkbox]

i never have my jeans hemmed, you shorties

 

[patsfan1379]

I need a makeover.

 

[jnevin]

Fuck. Maybe its the shirt I'm wearing.

 

[jh1]

They did mine for free. As long as I buy them there, they do it for free.

You waif dickbag.

Wait.. they told me 20, 30 if I wanted teh existing hem moved.

My tailor is 10, 14 to move the existing hem.

Am I getting fucked by the nord's guy? They are all homo's that work in that section, if you haven't noticed.

 

[jnevin]

Wait.. they told me 20, 30 if I wanted teh existing hem moved.

My tailor is 10, 14 to move the existing hem.

Am I getting fucked by the nord's guy? They are all homo's that work in that section, if you haven't noticed.

Yeah bor. They go to measure the inseam and my cawk 'n bawls shrink up like I swam with the polar bear club.

Anyhoo, they always have me wash them so they shrink and bring them back to get hemmed. The only time they charged me was when I got the waist brought in on a pair. I had to buy a 34 so the damn things would fit my legs.

 

[patsfan1379]

For fucks sakes.

 

[jnevin]

 

[jh1]

Yeah bor. They go to measure the inseam and my cawk 'n bawls shrink up like I swam with the polar bear club.

Anyhoo, they always have me wash them so they shrink and bring them back to get hemmed. The only time they charged me was when I got the waist brought in on a pair. I had to buy a 34 so the damn things would fit my legs.

What what?

My tailor has me put them on and then just pins them.. she does't actually measure...

Some russian lady... she's the balls.... I had a cashmere cap I wear to keep my baldness warm in the winter.

Some douche thought it was a fashion statement and pulled it over his noggin and split the seam, I coulda kick'd his ass. She fixed that shit up too. I love her.

 

[jnevin]

What what?

My tailor has me put them on and then just pins them.. she does't actually measure...

Some russian lady... she's the balls.... I had a cashmere cap I wear to keep my baldness warm in the winter.

Some douche thought it was a fashion statement and pulled it over his noggin and split the seam, I coulda kick'd his ass. She fixed that shit up too. I love her.

I've been measured for slacks, not jeans. I get the pins for jeans too. Or they use chalk.

 

[jackangel]

lol at jeans

 

[sardonicone]

... and think you just look like an idiot.

I had one of those moments today. I'm immediately going home, cutting my hair, going tanning, shaving my arms and chest and whitening my teeth.

I actually tend to masturbate to myself in front of a full length mirror.

 

[jnevin]

I actually tend to masturbate to myself in front of a full length mirror.

You could do that in your medicine cabinet mirror.

 

[sardonicone]

You could do that in your medicine cabinet mirror.

Alas, my medicine cabinet doesn't have a mirror.

Just a dimentional vortex that sucks you in and takes you to the land of shutthefuckup.

 

[jnevin]

Alas, my medicine cabinet doesn't have a mirror.

Just a dimentional vortex that sucks you in and takes you to the land of shutthefuckup.

I win.

 

[sardonicone]

I win.

At Battleship?

Bullshit, you cheated.

 

[jnevin]

At Battleship?

Bullshit, you cheated.

What's your point?

 

[avidinternet]

Alas, my medicine cabinet doesn't have a mirror.

Just a dimentional vortex that sucks you in and takes you to the land of shutthefuckup.

Well how are you still speaking now...your medicine cabinet, your house.
Just saying.

 

[patsfan1379]

i must have tacos tonight

 

[jnevin]

I must have a ribeye while I watch the fight.

 

[patsfan1379]

holy fuck its de la hoya tonight

 

[patsfan1379]

i totally forgot

 

[jnevin]

You gaywad. I actually did too until my friend called.