Do you know what "eyg" is?

[the_clockwork]

do you know how many times I have typed ;p; instead of lol?

no, you don't.

1,329

1,330 if you count this thread BUT you did it on purpose so I didn't know whether to count it or not

 

[PICK3]

It's "wtf" when your left hand isn't on the home row.

So if you ever read anything I type here that comes out geigh, it's because my hand wasn't on the home row.