Do you have these annoying nephews?

[CipherLock]

These two shit-bags like to pretend that they are the power rangers and get all tough with their fighting, then cry like little babies when there is a storm cloud in the sky. They are 7 & 9 years old and still require their parents to dress them.

They whine about everything, they break everything breakable and are general nuisances. They want to marry their aunts and sometimes their cousins, and in my opinion need a sever beating. It’s quite a shame because their brother is quite normal but these two deserve shock therapy.

Now I’m stuck. These are two of my wife’s nephews and she loves them dearly while she is catching on that I can’t stand them. My wife’s brothers-in-law share my sentiment and predicament (with my sisters-in-law).

What the hell can we do? These are the most gruesome fucking annoying kids I have ever met.

Anyone else get stuck pretending to like kids they CAN NOT STAND?

Examples of their behavior: (remember they are 7 and 9)
Holes in cottage wall.
Eating special desserts from the fridge that were for family dinner.
Breaking EVERY toy that all the nieces and nephews play with.
Jumping on air mattress repeatedly after told not to – till it pops
Grabbing aunts breasts – repeatedly after being told not to
Turning off television when cousins were watching.
Breathing
Crying when a ball rolled into the lake (easily retrievable)
Climbing on adults and screaming for attention
Asking the grandparents if they are dead yet
Changing into and out of bathing suits in the open so all (neighbors) can see
Etc..

 

[WODIN]

Prozac.

 

[JollyRogers]

Asking the grandparents if they are dead yet

sorry but I had to laugh on this one, what a bunch of bad little fukers. tell them you are gonna phone the cops on them..hehe

 

[Bullit]

Nathans uncle sure as hell does.

 

[CipherLock]

Asking the grandparents if they are dead yet - it was funny the first time. Then they got in trouble and now do it because sadly everyone laughed a little the first time.

What really annoys you is when they start throwing their cousins barbies at their aunt while yelling 'penis, penis' and laughing like stupid fucks.

What amazes me is that their parents are still sane.

 

[JollyRogers]

It reminds me of those evil hyenas from the lion king..lmao

 

[Imnotdutch]

Examples of their behavior: (remember they are 7 and 9)
Holes in cottage wall.
Eating special desserts from the fridge that were for family dinner.
Breaking EVERY toy that all the nieces and nephews play with.
Jumping on air mattress repeatedly after told not to – till it pops
Grabbing aunts breasts – repeatedly after being told not to
Turning off television when cousins were watching.
Breathing
Crying when a ball rolled into the lake (easily retrievable)
Climbing on adults and screaming for attention
Asking the grandparents if they are dead yet
Changing into and out of bathing suits in the open so all (neighbors) can see
Etc.. [/B]

Beat them with a big stick everytime they piss you off.........they'll learn soon enough. Or lock em in a dark cupboard.......they stop whimpering after a few days.

 

[lucidblue]

I love kids, but these two sound like they need a kick in the ass. Do their parents discipline them at all? Sure doesn't sound like it. When I say discipline I don't mean "reasoning" with them...

 

[Chester_Copperpot]

Cottage Wall?

 

[gonelifting]

"breathing" how DARE they. lol


I agree with the "discipling thing. Parents tell em "If you do THIS... Then This... will happen" and you have to follow through EVERY TIME. Sooner or later they will understand cause and effect.

 

[ffknight84]

put laxatives in the special desserts

 

[Anarchist]

im gonna be an uncle sometime in january.

 

[Silent Method]

7 and 9 huh? I'd be looking at the parents - not so much the kids.

BTW, what's with the ’ts and ’ms?