Do you consider yourself dreamy?

[jennifer BFL chick]

I'm pretty damn dreamy.....

I love to rub olive oil all over my feet and suck on them for a while wearing something really hot like a pair of old navy shorts.....

but havn't had time to do that much because I have been working on my surprised look when someone tells me I'm hot

 

[pigginsly]

Your hot, are you surprised?
Didn't think so, you know that...
I'm a surrealist, at least I base my ideas on what can be, if I make the idea...
If you didn't dream, then everything wouldn't be...
How would you be able to create or perform...
Machines work like that, not us...
We thrive on the impossible and we make it reality...

 

[ladymacbeth]

I love to rub olive oil all over my feet and suck on them for a while wearing something really hot like a pair of old navy shorts.....

Whenever I think about wearing something REALLY hot, old navy shorts are the only way to go...hahahahaha

 

[beastboy]

I'm pretty damn dreamy.....

I love to rub olive oil all over my feet and suck on them for a while wearing something really hot like a pair of old navy shorts.....

but havn't had time to do that much because I have been working on my surprised look when someone tells me I'm hot

Boing!!!!

 

[HappyScrappy]

jenbfl raises an interesting point - why do you want to look surprised?
you should go around telling everyone how hot you are - also telling everyone how hot you know that you are.
I walk around in tank tops all the time (the tight ribbed fashion ones make me tingle) and flex at every mirror, store window, car glass, cd, or any reflective surface just to bask in my own magnificence and grandeur.
It has gotten to the point where I'm so fucking smooth with the ladies that I just walk up to them and with a flick of the wrist I have them without having to say a word - I just get my gelled hair to move a little as I slide my hand over the top of my head, then I lean over to them and whisper in their ear what pretty eyes and lips they have. Then I pull them close, and I look deep into their glistening dewy eyes - that way I can see my own reflection in there and enjoy the moment some more.
usually within minutes these women are at their wits end and they must have me over and over again.

I'm dreamy.

 

[The Shadow]

I'm....um....well...kinda.... no - not at all


Although I wear a ribbed wife-beater whenever I train upperbody...the tingle thing is cool

 

[OMEGA]

Happy where or where do you come up with this stuff!!!

fan fucking tabubulous!

what puts a reverse frown on my face is when I get a catch of myself from behind in the mirror while picking up my old socks

whooo hoooo! nothing better than two day old butt crust

tastes like chicken

 

[Newbie2building]

look backward in a mirror turn my head to the left squint my eyes pull my left ear and puff my cheeks i think......yea, id fuck her.

 

[Raina]

HS...what really makes you dreamy is your modesty. I mean you are SO humble. I think that's sexy.

Sometimes I think I look really sexy, especially when I'm covered in a 1/2 inch thick layer of butter flavored crisco. I'll occasionally grope my ass when I feel really dreamy....especially at the grocery store. I always feel sexy when I'm buying cleaning supplies. Some people stare at me, but I don't really care. It's important to love yourself, and if that means making out with your hand or giving yourself hickeys on your arms, so be it.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

I'll occasionally grope my ass when I feel really dreamy....especially at the grocery store.

you don't have to do that, i will grope your ass at the grocery store. in fact i will make love to you right then and there.