do women find it sexy when:

[Sub-Zero]

you converse with them about how much women suck and then disprove all of their points about why guys suck worse, and then you explain how girls are evil maniacal crazy bitches and guys are trapped by girls evil controlling ways and start convincing them just how much girls suck?

if so i think i might be getting laid soon

 

[katdav]

yur funny......

 

[heatherrae]

yeah, you should go with that approach.

 

[chewyxrage]

best pickup line ever

hit it raw dog, and bail

 

[superqt4u2nv]

if so i think i might be getting laid soon

 

[ksharp01]

No not really...........If a guy really wants to come turn me on, all he has to do is come to my house and do some chores! Then I am his for the taking! NO SHIT! lol

 

[alien amp pharm]

Don't tell them they suck, just TREAT them like they suck.

Then you will be golden because you are not one of those desperate ass-kissers they are use to.

 

[Sub-Zero]

i also tried the "how do you like your eggs in the morning" line, and when she said "unfertalized" i pulled out a condom.

 

[chewyxrage]

i also tried the "how do you like your eggs in the morning" line, and when she said "unfertalized" i pulled out a condom.

now you're just being rediculous

 

[ksharp01]

Can I get a hell yeah, I'll come do some chores for you!!!

 

[Sub-Zero]

now you're just being rediculous

yeah, my nuts are sore from that one

 

[alien amp pharm]

Chances of this thread making Thread of the Week list = zero

 

[HiDnGoD]

yeah, my nuts are sore from that one

I LOL'd.

 

[stilleto]

whewww. its warm in here.

 

[Frisky]

lol

you'll never get laid

 

[jnevin]

No not really...........If a guy really wants to come turn me on, all he has to do is come to my house and do some chores! Then I am his for the taking! NO SHIT! lol

If a woman seriously suggested this to me, I'd scalp her and wash my car with it.

 

[ksharp01]

If a woman seriously suggested this to me, I'd scalp her and wash my car with it.

So I take it that you don't do chores then? lol

 

[jnevin]

So I take it that you don't do chores then? lol

Not to get into anyone's drawers, I wouldn't.

I can only imagine how that would go over. You're hooking up with someone, it starts getting a little heavy, all of a sudden, the woman stopps and says,"If you go pick up the dog poop from my back yard, we can keep going."

I think I'd laugh her out of her own house.

 

[ksharp01]

Not to get into anyone's drawers, I wouldn't.

I can only imagine how that would go over. You're hooking up with someone, it starts getting a little heavy, all of a sudden, the woman stopps and says,"If you go pick up the dog poop from my back yard, we can keep going."

I think I'd laugh her out of her own house.

lol

yeah when you put it that way, it could be a deal breaker. Now granted I must also say that I am good to my man...him not so good to me but that is neither here nor there but I do what I am "suppose" to and then some. I cook, clean, do laundry...hell, even when I cook for him I make his plate and bring it to him. I am damn good to my man....so I expect a few chores done from now and then.
I get NOTHING!!!

 

[Frisky]

Not to get into anyone's drawers, I wouldn't.

I can only imagine how that would go over. You're hooking up with someone, it starts getting a little heavy, all of a sudden, the woman stopps and says,"If you go pick up the dog poop from my back yard, we can keep going."

I think I'd laugh her out of her own house.

what's poop got to do with it... got to do with it...

(ok... a tina turner moment)

 

[jnevin]

what's poop got to do with it... got to do with it...

(ok... a tina turner moment)

Oh.

Oh god that's bad.

So horribly bad.

 

[Sub-Zero]

lol

you'll never get laid

lets make a deal. if i lose my virgnity u have to have sex with me

 

[Frisky]

Oh.

Oh god that's bad.

So horribly bad.

i try... I try...

 

[Frisky]

lets make a deal. if i lose my virgnity u have to have sex with me

I thought they did away with torture long time ago?


hee hee

I'm kidding...


but seriously, I don't want to get arrested.

 

[Sub-Zero]

I thought they did away with torture long time ago?


hee hee

I'm kidding...


but seriously, I don't want to get arrested.

thats a bad excuse, just admit it, im too good for you

 

[alien amp pharm]

Can I somehow delete my posts so that it never looked like I participated in this absolutely horrible excuse of a thread?

 

[Sub-Zero]

Can I somehow delete my posts so that it never looked like I participated in this absolutely horrible excuse of a thread?

can u somehow delete ur avatar from my brain so i can start getting boners again

 

[Frisky]

thats a bad excuse, just admit it, im too young for you

yes... yes you are


edited...

fixed... I was thinking about sex, and had a laps in posting there for a second

 

[Sub-Zero]

yes... yes you are

huh?

 

[Creepusmaximus]

i also tried the "how do you like your eggs in the morning" line, and when she said "unfertalized" i pulled out a condom.

LOL. I'll use that myself if you don't mind. ROFLOL.

 

[Creepusmaximus]

So I take it that you don't do chores then? lol

I'm a whore, I mowed some old chicks lawn a long time ago then she jumped me. Actually she was probably 35 and I was like 22 at the time. Thinking back she was hot for her age.

 

[alien amp pharm]

can u somehow delete ur avatar from my brain so i can start getting boners again

Perhaps you need to stop thinking about my body so much. That would solve your problem.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Perhaps you need to stop thinking about my body so much. That would solve your problem.

your tits are saggy.

 

[Cutiebaby]

I am sure you will soon lose your virginity using that line on broads

 

[Sub-Zero]

I am sure you will soon lose your virginity using that line on broads

im looking forward to it