do GOD care!!!!!!!!!

[jerkbox]

god is worried that I might be getting too big, and that my shirts just aren't going to fit right anymore

 

[InquisitivePsyche]

god is worried that I might be getting too big, and that my shirts just aren't going to fit right anymore

So what are ya gonna do 'bout it?

lol.

 

[jerkbox]

So what are ya gonna do 'bout it?

lol.

i told god to stfu, and go to hell

 

[BigCracker]

i told god to stfu, and go to hell

Now you're gonna wake up and be too big to fit through the door sideways. They're gonna have to bust out a hole in your house's outside wall with sledge hammers and use a crane to lower you to the ground like they do for those big fat people.

 

[DannoMight]

Now you're gonna wake up and be too big to fit through the door sideways. They're gonna have to bust out a hole in your house's outside wall with sledge hammers and use a crane to lower you to the ground like they do for those big fat people.

Like the half ton man who couldn't lay on his back cause his weight would crush his heart.

 

[redguru]

I hate when they move juicer threads to C&C.

 

[Kano]

How anyone can seriously believe in reigion these days is beyond me. You only have to look at from a slightly subjective view point to realise it is just plain dumb.
Religions came about hundreds of years ago when we didn't have any idea of science, and everyone believed that the earth was flat and the sun was magic and if a woman had a brain she was clearly a witch. Then some guy who obviously had a lot of charisma offered up answers as to why we exist and what happens after we die and fair enough, people started to believe in what he was saying (this is true of pretty much all religions). It gave people peace of mind about death (which lets face, mortality is a pretty scary thought) and gave them the other answers to all of lifes great mysteries. It was understandable that back then people would believe these people. But not now. The only reason any of us believe in religion is because it has been passed down from one generation to the next and it grips people with fear that if they do not believe, they will go to hell. But when you stop and question the logic of it all, it becomes just plain dumb and nothing else. We have science now, we know that we are nothing more than organic matter, the same as bacteria. We know that the answers given by religion are clearly wrong. Why believe in a book of stories written by people who thought the sun was magic?
If you did truely believe in religion, and follow every single scripture literally, then everyone on the planet is living in sin, bar none, because its completely inescapable and the scriptures are all so contridicatory that you can't possibly win.

If thats the case who am i seeing and talking to at night.. Maybe im smoking to much h

 

[RottenWillow]

did the tard that started this thread ever post again?

wrong passive verb, no question mark, and no less than like 7 fucking exclamation marks.

 

[BigCracker]

did the tard that started this thread ever post again?

wrong passive verb, no question mark, and no less than like 7 fucking exclamation marks.

I'm glad to see I'm not the only grammar policeman hear...I mean here.

The other day some guy spelled dumb: d-u-m. How ironic is that???

Seriously, it blows my mind how many guys can't properly use the words to, too, and two or your and you're.

 

[Powerbuilder333]

"For GOD so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life". John 3:16

"Looking for the blessed hope and the appearing of the glory of our great GOD and Savior, Christ Jesus; who gave Himself for us, that He might redeem us from every lawless deed and purify for Himself a people for His own possession, zealous for good deeds." Titus 2:13-14

"Through Christ all sins are forgiven" PB333