Do Chicks Take Advantage of the Never Hit a Girl Thing?

[TEXgrl]

i don't advocate men hitting women, or vise versa, but i have temporarily lost good sense and started swinging before. my thoughts are if i start it, i should be prepared to be hit back. if i'm hit first, without provoking it, then that would be out of line.

 

[Frackal]

Depending on the reasoning for the woman hitting me, she would at least get pushed to the ground, tackled, maybe I'd give her a wedgie etc

If she was some stupid skank that slapped or punched me in the face hard, I'd probably grab her by the underside of her jaw and throw her into a wall.

 

[bullett]

also old chicks.

anyone over 60 or so is just asking to get a beat down.

Right,... Happy, I normally think you are a little over the line, but you're right on here dude...

smack the living shit outothem!

 

[javaguru]

I was at a dive bar with my girlfriend when some 5'2" 105# blonde starts accusing my girlfriend of knocking over her beer and said needed to buy her a new one. I tried to explain that I was right behind my girlfriend and although she bumped the table no beers were knocked over but there were a couple that had already been knocked over. The more I talked the more irrational she became. After a few minutes of trying to reason with her I gave her an eye roll and said, "whatever."

She apparently became enraged by my actions and chucked the empty bottle at my head. The assault was completely unexpected, I didn't manage to get out of the way in time and the bottle grazed my cheekbone. She immediately lunged forward claws spread in an attempt to claw out my eyes. I promptly grabbed her by the throat and shoved her a good eight feet into her two male companions where she instantly fell on her ass as they tried to catch her. Both guys, one was 165#, the other around 180# and overweight, immediately started to sized me up and decided they really didn't want to tangle with a 5'10" 245# 11% body fat guy. That's when the bouncers arrived and we were all escorted out.

I think this story illustrates the fact women think they're bullet proof because men aren't supposed to hit them. Personally, I believe both sexes should be treated equally in all respects. If a 100# woman comes at me then I'll defend myself just as if it were a 100# man but then again that would probably never happen.

 

[Frackal]

If that had happened to me java, I would have grabbed her head and slammed it into the bar table and then tossed her limp carcass on the floor and spit on it.

 

[prophet]

I was at a dive bar with my girlfriend when some 5'2" 105# blonde starts accusing my girlfriend of knocking over her beer and said needed to buy her a new one. I tried to explain that I was right behind my girlfriend and although she bumped the table no beers were knocked over but there were a couple that had already been knocked over. The more I talked the more irrational she became. After a few minutes of trying to reason with her I gave her an eye roll and said, "whatever."

She apparently became enraged by my actions and chucked the empty bottle at my head. The assault was completely unexpected, I didn't manage to get out of the way in time and the bottle grazed my cheekbone. She immediately lunged forward claws spread in an attempt to claw out my eyes. I promptly grabbed her by the throat and shoved her a good eight feet into her two male companions where she instantly fell on her ass as they tried to catch her. Both guys, one was 165#, the other around 180# and overweight, immediately started to sized me up and decided they really didn't want to tangle with a 5'10" 245# 11% body fat guy. That's when the bouncers arrived and we were all escorted out.

I think this story illustrates the fact women think they're bullet proof because men aren't supposed to hit them. Personally, I believe both sexes should be treated equally in all respects. If a 100# woman comes at me then I'll defend myself just as if it were a 100# man but then again that would probably never happen.

i'm proud and disapointed at the same time.....

grabbing her neck was textbook props to you there!

i am disapointed because that bitch should have been chained up at home while you were out at the bar...she should have been cleaning and ironing

 

[bullett]

If a 100# woman comes at me then I'll defend myself just as if it were a 100# man but then again that would probably never happen.

ROFL

a 100 lb man? Like a really thin gay guy? With nice hair...

I know what you meant (which is scary enough), but that is funny as hell..

 

[theoak01]

The only circumstances I hit women are the following

I was kicked in the balls(never fuck with my chances to have kids)

she cheated on me (I wouldnt do that so why should she)

I was being attacked with a weapon

any other situation where a women attacked me I would just restrain them,the same as I would restrain a man

fighting back escalates the problem when restraint settles the other person down

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

I live by the 'ground' rule.If a female strikes me,then the ground will be her enemy,when I restrain her and face plant her into the earth.NO ONE has the right to strike anyone,and if you do,you better be prepared for the retaliation it brings with it.

 

[HappyScrappy]

bitch burn my dinner? beat the shit out of her.
bitch won't suck it? beat the shit out of her.
bitch doesn't want the drink I just tried to buy her? beat the shit out of her.
bitch says she's not interested in me? fuckin A - I beat the shit out of her.

I'm what most people call "a ladies man"