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do chicks check out guy's asses?

Buddy_Christ

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like, really, do they? i can see how a chick's ass is important business for a guy, cause if she's got a really big one then it's kinda hard to hit it from behind, or if she's got a really nasty looking one, you don't wanna hit it from behind. but for chicks, all a guy's ass really is is a slap cushion and something to grab onto and dig their nails into.

discuss.
 
YES... yes we do :p
 
oh yes Chicks check out guys asses
I remember last summer i was with a bunch of friends, Male and Females and it was a nice sunny day in London, anyway i wore a pair of jeans and a vest, well i just happened to walk in front of the group and EVERYONE was talking about my Butt AS IF I WAS NOT THERE,

U see the thing is i never really had one, and it did'nt matter because my have a big package and that i could not hide, but for some reason it has grown my butt, i guess me working out and the bigger i get, i forget that the bigger my ass gets

But it's all good, i like the way my butt looks in a pair of jeans
 
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Meantime1 said:
oh yes Chicks check out guys asses
I remember last summer i was with a bunch of friends, Male and Females and it was a nice sunny day in London, anyway i wore a pair of jeans and a vest, well i just happened to work in front of the group and EVERYONE was talking about my Butt AS IF I WAS NOT THERE,

U see the thing is i never really had one, but for some reason it has grown, i guess me working out and the bigger i get, i forget that the bigger my ass gets

But it's all good, i like the way my butt looks in a pair of jeans
what a load of bullshit

sunny in london. HA!
 
From what I understand, women are attracted to men's butts on a subconscious level. It appeals to their primitive instincts.
The better/healthier/shapely a man's butt is implies better thrusting power, thus, increasing the chances of a successful conception and the birth of offspring.

That's it for ANTH 101, please read chapter 6 by Wednesday......
 
I've had my grabbed a few times in nightclubs, so I have to say yes.
 
In college we used to call it "pocket placement", as in where the back pockets on Levi's sat on the guy's ass. Back then guys only wore Levis. This was particularly important when observing the hockey team walk by. (It was a hockey school...). And because during the hockey games you never actually see hockey buns under all the padding.

Ass types:
- flat saggy - Pockets hang about the same as on the wall at the Levi's store. Flat. Nothin to hold onto. Probably boney too.
- wide separation between the pockets, all one big uni-rump - fat dude, one big flat pancake for a bun. Possibly 2nd string front line man for the football team. Might also be one of the hockey cheerleaders.
- wide separation between pockets, two distinct cheeks - big guy, muscular, more likely on the football team than the hockey team. Might also be a male figure skater.
- about 3" between the pockets, two distinct cheeks - SCORE! Smaller muscular guy, probably on the hockey team if a nice pair of quads & hams attached to the buns.
- about 5" betwen the pockets, two distinct cheeks, nice roundign - SCORE! About 6', athletic guy, same on the quads & hams.
 
Meantime1 said:
For your information HATER
WE do have summers in the UK
Even though you might find it had to believe

BUT WE DO
lol relaaaax, bun boy ;) im sure the sun peeks out from the clouds over there now and again ;)
 
OMG....Sassy69!! You really have that down to a science!! lol...:)

As for me....Have I ever looked?!? Yeah, probably. But, I am much more of a chest/back/arms girls. But then again, I am a freak!
 
toga22 said:
OMG....Sassy69!! You really have that down to a science!! lol...:)

As for me....Have I ever looked?!? Yeah, probably. But, I am much more of a chest/back/arms girls. But then again, I am a freak!


I thought it was an apt analogy. :) Trust me I look at ALL parts, but there's just something really ASSthetic about a nice butt in a pair of jeans.
 
Sassy69 said:
- wide separation between pockets, two distinct cheeks - big guy, muscular, more likely on the football team than the hockey team. Might also be a male figure skater.

Gimme some of that ^^^^^ "Come on ride the train..."
 
Yes we do --- I check out Dev's all the time and we have been together for almost a year - he just has a sexxy ASS; looks hott in jeans makes me horny just thinking about it
 
Zebo said:
From what I understand, women are attracted to men's butts on a subconscious level. It appeals to their primitive instincts.
The better/healthier/shapely a man's butt is implies better thrusting power, thus, increasing the chances of a successful conception and the birth of offspring.......

Sawastea agrees. He read that too.
 
crak600 said:
like, really, do they? i can see how a chick's ass is important business for a guy, cause if she's got a really big one then it's kinda hard to hit it from behind, or if she's got a really nasty looking one, you don't wanna hit it from behind. but for chicks, all a guy's ass really is is a slap cushion and something to grab onto and dig their nails into.

discuss.

I remember reading that in a study of women 20-45, they found that women usually look at the male ASS with interest almost 49% of the time (1/2 the time), so I guess showing off your ass is "not" such a bad thing - not to say that I'd do it lol.
 
crak600 said:
well, that just confirms to me that they're checkin out my ass so i need to keep it as my avatar. ;)
i admit it........i check out what i don't have. :(
 
rnch said:
i admit it........i check out what i don't have. :(

don't be jealous, that pic is from the late spring or so and my ass has gotten a little soft in the past few months.

i remember one day in high school i was wearing a pair of jeans that were a little snug on the ass. the teacher wanted me to go up to the board and do a problem or something. there was a chick that sat next to me, one minute she'd be cool to me the next she'd be a snob. well, as i get up to go to the board, i heard her say (and not under her breath) "nice ass :p ." she turned 3 shades of red when i turned around to her and said, "what?"
 
When I lifted regulary, women used to call me all the damned time wanting to be an assistant. I have other things going on now and they never call though I am far busier.

Do the math.
 
Hell yes!! If they have their back to me then it's the first thing I notice. If they are facing me, then I notice eyes first-but the ass is always second. A great ass is like an "Oh Shit" handle...gives ya something to hang on to when things get rough.
 
Not always...If a guy has an ugly face, or is fat, they won't even bother looking at his ass.
This is what I observed.
 
My backdrop on my computer is of the male species buttocks... Ohhh the feel of a nice hard set of handles is well.... a great memory. Can't wait to do it again.
 
honestly, yes. I cant keep my hands off Lumberg's ass. Im always grabbing it and smacking it. Its the nicest ass Ive ever had the pleasure of groping.
 
Then you (ladies) must be more dicret when you check out our asses than when we (guys) check out your boobs because I never noticed it
 
crak600 said:
like, really, do they? i can see how a chick's ass is important business for a guy, cause if she's got a really big one then it's kinda hard to hit it from behind, or if she's got a really nasty looking one, you don't wanna hit it from behind. but for chicks, all a guy's ass really is is a slap cushion and something to grab onto and dig their nails into.

discuss.

Is your avatar a fat chicks ass or some gay pornstars?
 
This is my favorite part... Us girls like to grab them too come on now.... I nice tight firm ass gets me wet PERIOD... I am also big on the backs because if the guy has a beautiful back with good shoulder development.... Makes me hot thinking about it... Yummy.... I get to hold on tight to those shoulders while he has his way with me..... I love being under a strong well built man....
 
courtneybcca said:
This is my favorite part... Us girls like to grab them too come on now.... I nice tight firm ass gets me wet PERIOD... I am also big on the backs because if the guy has a beautiful back with good shoulder development.... Makes me hot thinking about it... Yummy.... I get to hold on tight to those shoulders while he has his way with me..... I love being under a strong well built man....

Please come to Boston for the Spring time... :p
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
The coke head is gonna kill em' ;)

Ha ha

No there is someone else I have my eye on but I am not going to do anything about it for a long time... Need to get done with the loser first....

Where you asking me about comp?
 
courtneybcca said:
Ha ha

No there is someone else I have my eye on but I am not going to do anything about it for a long time... Need to get done with the loser first....

Where you asking me about comp?

Yes I was? fitness?
 
MightyMouse69 said:
thanks...we are just playing with ya...u know that. Any tips on picking up hot girls like you?

I know.... I enjoy the laughs you boys give me... I am studying for a test I have tomorrow this is a nice distraction every few minutes...

Well I don't think I am the best to ask about picking up girls because I have found I am not normal to the southern california girl pool... I am from canada and we ladies do this much different...
 
courtneybcca said:
No there is someone else I have my eye on but I am not going to do anything about it for a long time... Need to get done with the loser first....
Well, don't take too long... I won't be single forever ;)
 
I use to work in Del Mar (Solana Beach) at a club called the Distillery...I know the SoCal ladies attitudes well. I lived in Leucadia, what a beautiful place. I miss it there a lot but it got a bit out of control...too many parties! Good luck on your test.
 
Of course they do, I've seen 'em. ;)
 
They sure do, which is why I walk around in white lycra pants with the Ricky Martin song 'Shake your bon-bon' blasting out of the ghetto-blaster I carry on my shoulder, I could crush a grape between my creamy buttocks.
 
YES....can't even lust over a man with a fat ass....been trying to get JB to drop em in his avi....maybe Shadow will
 
tuc biscuit said:
They sure do, which is why I walk around in white lycra pants with the Ricky Martin song 'Shake your bon-bon' blasting out of the ghetto-blaster I carry on my shoulder, I could crush a grape between my creamy buttocks.

you stick fruit up your ass? for some reason, this doesn't suprise me.

do you stick vegetables up there too?
 
Mr.X said:
I remember reading that in a study of women 20-45, they found that women usually look at the male ASS with interest almost 49% of the time (1/2 the time),


I know the data which is why, against my better instincts, I use the glut machine at the gym.

Diamond Calfs
Round Hams
RoundedGluts.

and a BIG BACK back.


Can you say, "Women Drooling"



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