do any of you lesbians own birkenstocks?

[stilleto]

if so, are you crippled now?

because I am. wtf. those are the most uncomfortable shoes ever.
it felt like there was a rock... no... a boulder in my shoe all day. i think the bottom of my feet are bruised.

 

[miplank]

I have no idea what your talking about.

 

[stilleto]

I have no idea what your talking about.

right.

that's not what I heard.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I have no idea what your talking about.

you're

 

[miplank]

right.

that's not what I heard.

hey...your supposed to keep our kinky late night affairs on the down low.......


























BTW-are we still on for tonight?

 

[stilleto]

Ha. yeah. right.
















talk to you later.

 

[miplank]

Ha. yeah. right.















talk to you later.

should I bring the lube?

 

[ceo]

I think Lestat owns a couple pair.

 

[Arabian]

My x-wife use to buy them to wear in the hospital,,as a nurse..

 

[captainahole]

I found them really hard on the knees as well as the feet.