Do any of you know Oracle PL/SQL and DBA well?

[jackangel]

If so, please post here asap, and I shall ask you a question.

thanks.

 

[jd_uk]

I had to take a class in oracle/sql but i don't know it well at all. I'm guessing that's not much help.

 

[Seashell]

Sorta... ask and if I know, I'll tell you. If not, I will make something up that sounds quite impressive just to be a jerk.

 

[jackangel]

no jd_uk, actually i was wondering about your skill set in particular, and this helps me greatly. what else don't you know, while we're at it? i'll make up a list and we can sticky it in every forum.

seashell, dear, there's no chance in hell you'd know. first, you're canadian. second, you're a...girl. third, you're canadian. btw, who is that menacing demon in your avatar?

 

[rkc01]

I'm a SQL Server DBA. I'd be glad to help if I can...

 

[Seashell]

no jd_uk, actually i was wondering about your skill set in particular, and this helps me greatly. what else don't you know, while we're at it? i'll make up a list and we can sticky it in every forum.

seashell, dear, there's no chance in hell you'd know. first, you're canadian. second, you're a...girl. third, you're canadian. btw, who is that menacing demon in your avatar?

JA, you're this || close to getting steamrollered..

And, for your information, I know things! Hmmph!

 

[AAP]

My neighbor just got his OCP. He is only 16. If that helps

 

[Dial_tone]

I bought an Oracle book once AND boinked a chick at a Holiday Inn Express.

 

[jackangel]

And, for your information, I know things! Hmmph!

"I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!"

- Fredo Corleone, Godfather II

 

[AAP]

Ask Your Fucking Question Man!!!!