Do all women do this

[vinylgroover]

I was driving to work this morning on the motorway doing about 100km/h (i think that's 60mph for the imperialists) listening to some groovy beats and just enjoying the pleasantries as i drive by. Anyway, i'm coming up to this Ford Festiva in the left lane when it suddenly veers sharply to the right and into my lane. I'm fucking hitting brakes and swerving every which way to miss hitting this shitbox. I missed hitting it, but by now i was sweating like a rapist and mad as hell. I speed up to the Ford Festiva and what do i see, a chick applying her makeup, not with one hand, but two, using the back of her arms to guide the steering wheel, THE FUCKING BACK OF HER ARMS. I'm frantically waving my fist at her shouting from the inside of my car (why do people do that when you know the other person can't hear anyway) and she has the hide to wave and smile at me. She thought i was saying hello. What the fuck! Some women think the car is an extension of their bathroom. What the hell is going on here!

 

[fistfullofsteel]

try driving in ny/nj. o the horror. they are out to kill us. no joke.

 

[RADAR]

yep i hear ya! the same thing happened last week with me also but this gal was reading a friggin book!!! RADAR

 

[vinylgroover]

You're shitting me. How the fuck can anyone read a book while driving.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

yep i hear ya! the same thing happened last week with me also but this gal was reading a friggin book!!! RADAR

more evidence. i told ya, they are trying to kill us. if not with their driving then with their nagging.

 

[SheHuLK]

applying makeup WHILE driving is a bad idea. i am not a good driver to begin with, much less if i am trying to poof myself up at the same time. i suck at multi-tasks crap.

 

[3Vandoo]

it can be worst, you can be driving in Dublin cut everyone and they will politely excuses themselves.

alway fun to see a New Yorker driving there.

But last year, I arrived at a stop and I had to stop suddenly because one dumb cunt
pass on the stop because she was applying her makeup, and guess what I see in the back of her car? a fucking kid, like 3yo.

I chased her and giver her crap, her son was quite happy by it in fact

 

[vinylgroover]

Vandoo,

I would think anyone would be nuts to fuck with you. I recognise the flag in the avatar. Is that Sinn fein?

I won't ask anymore questions

 

[Frackal]

Thats why you carry a .45 under the seats..... 2 toda dome and she aint goin homeeeee

 

[bighead]

Driving in Dublin city centre has to be the most fun of all,especially with the dumbfuck taxi drivers who get extreme joy out of seeing how much paint they can shave from your front bumper when they cut in front of you.Then they go and give you the stupid blank 'what did I do expression?'

 

[Raina]

I've been known to throw on lipstick at a stop light....but that doesn't require a mirror or two hands. Plus I'm stopped anyhow. The strangest thing I've seen was a woman in the car next to me licking her glasses over and over and wiping them on her shirt. It wasn't too classy. It scares me that some people are out on the road with me.

 

[lamamacita]

I would never do that...if you didn't have enough time to put it on at the house you should get up earlier!!! Cell phone talkers scare me because I know how I am when I get on my phone.

 

[Legs1010]

I have never understood why some women do that, I get up on time to take a shower, apply my makeup, do my hair and get dressed before I leave the house. I can understand your anger, women like that give our gender a bad reputation. I hate it when men complain about bad women drivers as if I am one of them. I resent that! I am a good driver, don't lump us all in together. We aren't all stupid and shallow.

Women who apply makeup and drive should get a ticket just like people who talk on cell phones and drive. I was behind a man who let a light go from green to red because he was trying to dial a number on his cell phone, totally oblivious to the people behind him HONKING angrily. Stupid fuck!

 

[fkight2000]

For some of these goddamn bitches, when they're driving, it's the only time they truly feel in control of anything.

So don't be surprised if they fuck with male drivers just to get out their frustrations with men.

 

[vixenbabe]

All you men are just jealous ..You can't chew gum and walk at the same time!

Kidding!

 

[tripleV]

good one vix

 

[Rex]

NJ drivers are without a doubt the worst drivers.

 

[Frackal]

For some of these goddamn bitches, when they're driving, it's the only time they truly feel in control of anything.

So don't be surprised if they fuck with male drivers just to get out their frustrations with men.

bwaha

 

[milo hobgoblin]

lol

The WORST are the older female asian drivers here in San Diego.

Driving 45mph on the freeway in their old Camrys. Change lanes..no signals...no blind spot checking.

I cant count the times commuting up the 15 on my way home I see some middle aged bitch in a fucking oversized SUV or Minivan talking on her cel cutting people off. or worse speeding up to keep you from moving over when they see your turn signal on.


God damn Ford Excursions. "Comfortably seats one 95lb housewife"