mrplunkey
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Damn. I was getting ready to try the MILF's too.
Don't. They're vastly over-rated.
Don't get me wrong either. There are some really nice MILFs, but it's like finding a needle in a haystack.
The train-wreck MILFs usually fall into a few groups:
1) The ones who tell you how sexually great they were to their husbands but still got cheated on. Guess what, they aren't that hot in bed.
2) The ones who spend 90% of conversational time telling you how they're in as good of shape and just as much fun as the young girls.
3) The ones who tell you how they are independent and strong-willed and did so well in the divorce or have such a good career themselves that they can't figure-out why they even want a man.
4) A woman looking for a "father figure" for her child(ren). These are the ones who go on and on about how they don't let their dates meet their children. Here's a hint: It's a test. Unless you profusely express and interest in meeting them very early-on, they'll decide you aren't kid friendly and are "just like the rest".
HTH,
Plunkey out!