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Disturbing shit, wtf is this?!?!?

BigAndy69

BigAndy69

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Okay, I don't know what to make of this, I just passed by mailboxes to pick up my mail and a note was left in my box. It reads(word for word):

Hi, I'm Tony, meet me Tue, 28 Wed, Thurs at noon (12am) if not come at 9:40pm. I'm very attractive just moved here your not going to be disappointed I have short brown hair green eyes 5,8 feet 165 lbs. smooth skin clkean shaven very attractive and sweat energetic and hot I have 2 jobs and lots of money. I have no picture becasue I arrived on Mon 27 Oct please meet me in front of mailbox store in parking lot. I have a grey Black truck pickup please you won't be disappointed see you tuesday night at 9:40 or wed, thurs. Thanks

PS: I am really hot trust me and you must be to.

WTF!!?!?!?

I asked the mailbox people and they told me some guy came in and asked that they put this in my mailbox!

At first it looked like a women's handwriting. It could be a fag or a cop?

Should I meet him and bash his skull in?
 
Thats weird bro!!

Maybe you should just hang out around the corner to see what the hell this guy is up to and then bitch slap him. I doubt its a cop though, sounds like a fudge packer to me.
 
It's a fag. women usally don't come on that strong. If your mailbox is any where in the downtown core, I guarantee it's a fairy. I can't even walk around in that area without being hit on. Inform your mailbox guy NOT to put any mail in your box that doesn't have proper postage and whatever name you use. By law he can't give out your name or address.
 
Yea, sounds like a joke...but even so I would hang out someplace where he cant see you but you can see him. If the guy actually shows up then you def. have a stalker/problem.
 
jc21 said:
sounds like one of your boys is fucking with you.
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I don't know bro...only 1 person knows that I have that mailbox and it's really not his style.

It's not downtown and it's not in Toronto.

You guys are right I should have raised hell with those fuckin' incompetent pieces of shit!!! Of course I want to keep a low profile.

:(
 
If it were me I would show up carrying a small concealed handgun...but I'm slightly paranoid so perhaps that's just me. What would concern me the most is that it says "I am really hot and you must be to" thus implying that he does not even know what you look like:confused: Watch out for him, show up clean (as if that needed to be said), and even bring a stealth friend in a second car to watch out for you (you never know who he may bring with him) This sounds a little risky...
 
Stop checking your mail in daisy dukes and combat boots..

haha it is definatly one of your friends messing with you. Accually i am gonna do this to one of my friends today.
 
I'll bring bigAragorn with me(I think he wants no part of this lol)along with a concealed piece.

And for the last time guys, It's not a friend...impossible.

Unfortunately, I'm not the type that can call the police.
 
The guy has the hots for you. Take it as a compliment, but you definitlely don't want to meet him, cause that will just encourage him to continue his pursuit. If you don't respond, it will likely be the last you hear from him. If he persists, and he likely won't, then tell him to fuck-off. The people you should be pissed at are the ones who gave him access to your mailbox.

Second of all, you few small-minded assholes should recognize that there are actually lots of "FAGS" on this bulletin board, me included, many of whom are big badass mother fuckers. At 5' 11, 240# and trained in taekwondo, I know I'm not the biggest boy in the world, but I can take care of myself when I need to. I have two friends, a couple, one at 5' 11" and 280#, the other at 6' 5' and 340# of muscle. My point is, we're not all nellie queens, and very few of my friends ever hit on straight guys. So please, in memory of Matthew Shepard, lay off the igonrant fag-bashing comments.

BTW, only fags should call fags fags, just like only black guys can call other black guys nig***s!
 
i wish just once........JUST ONCE! a really hot chick would hit on me as hard as a gay dude does. i would be so happy. :D black chicks and gay guys have way more balls that your average white girl. :mix:
 
The Terminator said:
If it were me I would show up carrying a small concealed handgun...but I'm slightly paranoid so perhaps that's just me. What would concern me the most is that it says "I am really hot and you must be to" thus implying that he does not even know what you look like:confused: Watch out for him, show up clean (as if that needed to be said), and even bring a stealth friend in a second car to watch out for you (you never know who he may bring with him) This sounds a little risky...
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slightly paranoid? :FRlol:

Id go with the terminator's suggestions, I like his style. It even sounds like he might want to come along:p
 
FLmuscles said:
The guy has the hots for you. Take it as a compliment, but you definitlely don't want to meet him, cause that will just encourage him to continue his pursuit. If you don't respond, it will likely be the last you hear from him. If he persists, and he likely won't, then tell him to fuck-off. The people you should be pissed at are the ones who gave him access to your mailbox.

Second of all, you few small-minded assholes should recognize that there are actually lots of "FAGS" on this bulletin board, me included, many of whom are big badass mother fuckers. At 5' 11, 240# and trained in taekwondo, I know I'm not the biggest boy in the world, but I can take care of myself when I need to. I have two friends, a couple, one at 5' 11" and 280#, the other at 6' 5' and 340# of muscle. My point is, we're not all nellie queens, and very few of my friends ever hit on straight guys. So please, in memory of Matthew Shepard, lay off the igonrant fag-bashing comments.

BTW, only fags should call fags fags, just like only black guys can call other black guys nig***s!
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I've got nothing against gay people. Number one, I'm not gay...even if I was...this guy would have no way of knowing.

Is this something gay men do to meet guys? I mean if they are attracted to a man and don't know if he's gay?

Well I know he may be a complete retard with statements like "I have 2 jobs and lots of money" Is this suppose to lure someone in?

This is the 5th or 6th gay man that's come on to me in my life. WTF!?! :(
 
Big Andy,

No, it's not something most gay guys do to meet other gay guys. There are way too many other places to do that- bars, clubs, circuit parties, online chat rooms, etc. etc. In my whole life, I've only been hit on in a weird way like that way once. I was washing my car at an apartment complex I lived at in the 80's, and this guy comes up and starts watching me, and the next thing I know, he has a big woody hanging out of his shorts, just smiling at me. Even being gay, this pissed me off, and I was like "Get the fuck away from me."

Really, just ignore this guy, and he should go away. If not then tell him to!
 
That's what you get for being such a big sexy hunk of man meat bro, you're just gonna have to tone it down a bit....
 
Meet him and break his fucking back over your knee. It has to be a friend fucking with you. I can't see just some guy out of the blue pulling something like that.
 
Okay, I've thought it through and there is no way I will show up:

1- I don't want any cops involved.
2- I have sent that addy to some people (through internet) and there are a few guys around that town that would want to see me gone.
4- It's some buttpirate who thinks I'm dead sexy!

:worried:
 
BigAndy69 said:
Okay, I've thought it through and there is no way I will show up:

1- I don't want any cops involved.
2- I have sent that addy to some people (through internet) and there are a few guys around that town that would want to see me gone.
4- It's some buttpirate who thinks I'm dead sexy!

:worried:
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exactly....some guy last night was like "come back to my house, i'll kick your ass blah blah blah" on my cell phone..........and i thought about it, either he would have the cops there, or him and his buddy would double team me, or he would use the axe i saw on the table by the door on me. :D so i just told him come by my work and called him a pussy and shut the phone. needless to say no one showed up....moral to the story is don't set yourself up for some shit to go down. think it through like you did. very dangerous situation.
 
Gay or not, if this guy is for real and not a friend playing a joke, hes a head case, just go about your everyday affairs and ignore the note. Even if you do show up the chances are that he will be hiding in the shadows watching for you. What ever you decide to do don't carry a piece with you, that's a very good way to end up in prison over something so silly. One of two things will happen preferably you will never hear from him agin, or you may have a confrontation with him, either away " leave your guns at home, don't take your guns to town":)
 
gilly6993 said:
Maybe it's The Almighty! :rainbow:
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Fucker.

My posse is currently on it's way out to blast yo ass.

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Enigmaxxx7 said:
You shouldn't pursue it with him because he is obviously blind. :FRlol:
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Hey pal, I'll have you know that I'm quite the catch. I'm dead sexy! It's a curse sometimes...lol :)

Liftsiron, There's no way I'm going to meet him without a piece(even with a friend.) If he tries to pull something I need to defend myself. Again, if I'm caught with a piece than I will be in serious trouble.

Conclusion: I'm pretending this never happened.
 
First of all, he can tell you're gay by your blatant lisp and your frilly clothing. Also, that shirt you wear that says, "I am gay." probably isn't helping the situation.
For the record, i didn't play this prank on you but i wish I had. It's funny stuff.
I think you should go meet him and take out all your homosexual frustrations on the man. He wants you to. Go for it.
Moreover, wear those crotchless pants you keep going on about. You are guaranteed anal sex in crotchless pants.
 
Bigandy, dude, seriously I think this indicates you have a problem - you are getting too big and muscular man:

ok here is the course for you, no more notes in your box after this:

no working out
t3 everyday for a year
1/5 whiskey or vodka eod
Fast food 3x ed


Come on bro, you gotta lose some of that muscle, time to start looking more like the rest of the population and the above stack is gonna do it!!! :p
 
PatBateman said:
Bigandy, dude, seriously I think this indicates you have a problem - you are getting too big and muscular man:

ok here is the course for you, no more notes in your box after this:

no working out
t3 everyday for a year
1/5 whiskey or vodka eod
Fast food 3x ed


Come on bro, you gotta lose some of that muscle, time to start looking more like the rest of the population and the above stack is gonna do it!!! :p
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depo provera and conjugated estrogen too. :D
 
strange

I doubt its the cpos, Ive never heard of this as a
method to bust people. Either way, its time to get
a new mailbox.
 
FLmuscles said:
The guy has the hots for you. Take it as a compliment, but you definitlely don't want to meet him, cause that will just encourage him to continue his pursuit. If you don't respond, it will likely be the last you hear from him. If he persists, and he likely won't, then tell him to fuck-off. The people you should be pissed at are the ones who gave him access to your mailbox.

Second of all, you few small-minded assholes should recognize that there are actually lots of "FAGS" on this bulletin board, me included, many of whom are big badass mother fuckers. At 5' 11, 240# and trained in taekwondo, I know I'm not the biggest boy in the world, but I can take care of myself when I need to. I have two friends, a couple, one at 5' 11" and 280#, the other at 6' 5' and 340# of muscle. My point is, we're not all nellie queens, and very few of my friends ever hit on straight guys. So please, in memory of Matthew Shepard, lay off the igonrant fag-bashing comments.

BTW, only fags should call fags fags, just like only black guys can call other black guys nig***s!
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first off it's "nigga" not "nigger" . . . . god damn crackers always get it wrong. .. LOL!

secondly, take it as a complement, i took it as such when you hit on me. . . .hee hee. . . .
 
XXXL said:


first off it's "nigga" not "nigger" god dam crackers always get it wrong. .. LOL!

secondly, take it as a complement, i took it as such when you hit on me. . . .hee hee. . . .
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man you gotta be half black......noone does a chicken impression like you bro LOL...."my man's a cityworker....."
 
bigAragorn said:


man you gotta be half black......noone does a chicken impression like you bro LOL...."my man's a cityworker....."
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only my good half. . . .:)

cityworkers are a funny thing where i'm from. funny you should mention that. all the D-twon bro's know what i'm talking about. LOL!

what movie is that? "yeah, my man works for the city. he's out in 4 or 5 years". . .

too funny!
 
I would go but in a different ride with window tint then ride by and see what he looks like, not that if he looks good that changes anything...,just to know.

Dont bring heat.
 
PatBateman said:
Bigandy, dude, seriously I think this indicates you have a problem - you are getting too big and muscular man:

ok here is the course for you, no more notes in your box after this:

no working out
t3 everyday for a year
1/5 whiskey or vodka eod
Fast food 3x ed


Come on bro, you gotta lose some of that muscle, time to start looking more like the rest of the population and the above stack is gonna do it!!! :p
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LOL

Hey XXXL, you wish I hit on you but you're not good enough for me. I want a real man. A cityworker. LOL :mix:
 
Take it as a compliment, I get hit on by guys constantly, I don't make a big deal about it just tell them no thanks. Actually I have a few gay friends and they are all very nice people.
My girl is bi and I have ZERO problems with that. Watching two women together is an amazing experience.
 
Andy.....what if it's a chick that had a guy drop the note for you? I've got a couple gal pals that are a bit shy and are worth the visit.

You might want to take a vidcam and scope it out.....if it's a joke, no prob, if it's something worse, have your buddies handy and you've got the control.

Bottom line, if it's a real looker that saw you and wanted to get to know you, you might actually be missing a golden opportunity....that's how I met my current lady....no pic, just a few notes and we met very publicly.

Bo
 
plans

if you can't carry, bring a friend with a permit. do not ride together.

does your mailbox place have security tapes? you could bash (verbally) the desk guy for giving someone access to your box and demand to see the tapes.

if you do not get to the "bottom" of this (no pun intended), you may want to get a new mailbox.

if you decide to let it go, don't lose any sleep over it, even if it is a chick, she is 5'8" and 165lbs.!!! that's TOO FAT in my book anyway...
 
Unless it's 20# of hooters :D

Seriously, you're right, 165 is not hot in my book. My babe and training partner is 5'9" and 135#.....that's PHAT.

Bo
 
Taekwondo is a joke bro. That shit dont work.

FLmuscles said:
The guy has the hots for you. Take it as a compliment, but you definitlely don't want to meet him, cause that will just encourage him to continue his pursuit. If you don't respond, it will likely be the last you hear from him. If he persists, and he likely won't, then tell him to fuck-off. The people you should be pissed at are the ones who gave him access to your mailbox.

Second of all, you few small-minded assholes should recognize that there are actually lots of "FAGS" on this bulletin board, me included, many of whom are big badass mother fuckers. At 5' 11, 240# and trained in taekwondo, I know I'm not the biggest boy in the world, but I can take care of myself when I need to. I have two friends, a couple, one at 5' 11" and 280#, the other at 6' 5' and 340# of muscle. My point is, we're not all nellie queens, and very few of my friends ever hit on straight guys. So please, in memory of Matthew Shepard, lay off the igonrant fag-bashing comments.

BTW, only fags should call fags fags, just like only black guys can call other black guys nig***s!
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BigAndy69 said:


LOL

Hey XXXL, you wish I hit on you but you're not good enough for me. I want a real man. A cityworker. LOL :mix:
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good, then stop calling me at 3.30 in the morning, drunk off your ass, AND asking me if you can come over.

I WILL SAY NO NEXT TIME!!!!
 
XXXL said:


good, then stop calling me at 3.30 in the morning, drunk off your ass, AND asking me if you can come over.

I WILL SAY NO NEXT TIME!!!!
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God Damn, you couldn't let this thread die...no he has to bring it back. LOL, I W-A-N-T TO F-O-R-G-E-T...
 
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