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Girl Invites Boy to Dinner to Meet Parents
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with
her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her
boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for
the
first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he
takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps
the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know
about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how
many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it
being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,
come
on in! The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows
his
head. 5 minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head
down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after
20
minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend. I had no idea you were this religious. The boy turns, and
whispers back, I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with
her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her
boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for
the
first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he
takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps
the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know
about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how
many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it
being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,
come
on in! The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows
his
head. 5 minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head
down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after
20
minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend. I had no idea you were this religious. The boy turns, and
whispers back, I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.
