Ding King.......

[HumorMe]

is an advertisemnt that comes on TV at night. It shows a guy who hits the hood of his car with a rubber mallet and he uses this contraption to get out the dent. Has anybody ever tried this thing?

Recently, I was in WalMart and saw it on the shelf and marked for $19.92. I have a few vehicles that have dings and dents (mostly from WalMart parking lots) and I thought I would give it a try.

The damn thing actually works! I can't believe how it works. It really improves the looks of the dings and dents. If it is a large or deep dent or ding, it will actually pull it almost all the way out. Not perfect but way better than it was. I don't think it will work if you had a head on collision with a semi-truck but it works pretty good on the smaller imperfections.

Just thought I would share it with you all.

 

[gymtime]

EF frowns upon this sort of shameless advertisement.

Locked.

 

[HumorMe]

EF frowns upon this sort of shameless advertisement.

Locked.

 

[gymtime]

 

[HumorMe]

FINE!!!!!!

I'm taking my dent puller and the rest of my shit and going home!

 

[Lumberg]

EF frowns upon this sort of shameless advertisement.

Locked.

LMAO!!!

 

[the nature boy]

okay, if you're advertising ding king, I'm advertising oxyclean. this shit can get any stain out of a carpet. This broad I was dating a few weeks ago knocked over a huge glass of cranberry and vodka on my very light carpet. we tried cleaning that shit up but it wasn't working. So the next day, I bought some oxy clean and BANG, it was gone. good stuff.

 

[HumorMe]

okay, if you're advertising ding king, I'm advertising oxyclean. this shit can get any stain out of a carpet. This broad I was dating a few weeks ago knocked over a huge glass of cranberry and vodka on my very light carpet. we tried cleaning that shit up but it wasn't working. So the next day, I bought some oxy clean and BANG, it was gone. good stuff.

Damn! I didn't know that shit worked too!

I never believe any of that stuff they advertise on TV and especially that "Billy Mays" guy.

I was just at WalMart messing around and I thought "wtf" I'll give it a try. I was impressed.

Of course, I'm not going to watch all of those infomercials on TV now!

 

[the nature boy]

Damn! I didn't know that shit worked too!

I never believe any of that stuff they advertise on TV and especially that "Billy Mays" guy.

I was just at WalMart messing around and I thought "wtf" I'll give it a try. I was impressed.

Of course, I'm not going to watch all of those infomercials on TV now!

I'm with you on that! I was like amazed. I felt like I was on a frigging informercial when that stain came out. I was waiting for billy mays to knock on the door.

 

[notoriousQQ]

Well, it might remove vodka and cranberry from carpet but I can tell you from first hand experience it will NOT remove blood and cum stains from white underwear.

 

[HumorMe]

Well, it might remove vodka and cranberry from carpet but I can tell you from first hand experience it will NOT remove blood and cum stains from white underwear.

Thanks for sharing that info!

I'll remember that next time I don't have time to drop my pants.

 

[notoriousQQ]

Well I just found that out this weekend and figured I would give everyone the heads up. After banging my girl Saturday night I had put my drawers back on, then, whenever I woke up in the morning and went to take the old morning wizz I had to peel my nuts back off of my cock and there were nice crusty red stains from what was on the package. Then, after doing laundry yesterday I then determined that was a tough stain to crack. Any suggestions?

 

[HumorMe]

The Ding King kit includes several glue sticks. That shit sticks really good!

It'll pull the gates off of Hell and go back for the nails.

Try that!

 

[notoriousQQ]

The Ding King kit includes several glue sticks. That shit sticks really good!

It'll pull the gates off of Hell and go back for the nails.

Try that!

That's a tighter grip than a baby on a tit. I watched the ding king advertisement yesterday, some a-hole dinged my door a few months ago, I almost bought it.