Did you know?

[coldblue1955]

A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat. So you can eat your plate.

 

[coldblue1955]

iron weighs more after it rusts.

 

[coldblue1955]

A broken clock is always right twice a day.

 

[coldblue1955]

Bluebirds cannot see the color blue.

 

[coldblue1955]

Sweden has more telephones per capita than any country on earth.

 

[Lady Viking]

Sweden has more telephones per capita than any country on earth.

I thought that it is Finland

 

[coldblue1955]

Astronaunts cannot burp in space.

 

[coldblue1955]

If you unfolded your brain it would cover an ironing board.

 

[RADAR]

1----- I have a hole in my pants.

2----- I discovered Elite Mods are not allowed a company car with an engine displacement of over 12 cylinders.

3----- I didn't earn over 88 grand last year

4----- Theres a very pretty EF lady here that has caught my fancy

5----- I forgot to feed my turtle this morning, now he's pissed
With me.

6---- I have all my teeth

72--- I'm still a sex maniac!



RADAR

 

[coldblue1955]

About 1 in 30 people, in the U.S. are in jail, on probation, or on parole!

 

[coldblue1955]

No matter it's size or thickness, no piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

 

[coldblue1955]

A car traveling 100 mph would take more than 29 million years to reach the nearest star.

 

[slickdadd]

You've outdone yourself. This thread is awesome. Teach me more, oh wise DUSTY.

 

[RADAR]

A car traveling 100 mph would take more than 29 million years to reach the nearest star.

Can't be done, the tank will only hold enough gas for a 300 plus mile journey,last i heard there are no stations on that route.


RADAR

 

[coldblue1955]

Children who are breast fed tend to have an IQ seven points higher than children who are not.

 

[coldblue1955]

The Mask used by Micheal Myers in the Halloween movie was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white.

 

[Rex]

A broken clock is always right twice a day.

Except on military time.

 

[perkele]

I thought that it is Finland

It is.

 

[coverguy]

Confucius says:

"Man who stands on toilet is high on pot!"

 

[jaded]

Confucius says man who sticks dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts!

 

[bluepeter]

Confucius says man who sticks dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts!

Jersey's in heat again is he?

 

[coldblue1955]

All of the Earth's continents are wider at the north than in the south and nobody knows why.

 

[from zero]

DUSTY, you're blowing my mind bro!

 

[coldblue1955]

U-haul is the world's largest advertiser in the yellow pages.

 

[coldblue1955]

Coffee beans aren't beans-they're fruit pits.

 

[coldblue1955]

7,000 new insect species are discoverd every year.

 

[coldblue1955]

The average human body contains enough fat to make seven bars of soap.

 

[coldblue1955]

A shrimp's heart is in it's head.

 

[coldblue1955]

cats cannot taste sweet things.