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myway

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Hello. :)
I have been gone 4awhile. U peeps deserve an explaination. Here goes.
Long story short:
I ripped my computer to shreads with a screw driver. I thought something was hidden in my laptop. Just trust me on this one. I had my reasons.
So, what did I miss?
 
I ain't trusting anyone on anything if they thought something was hidden in their laptop.


I am not telling you shit, until you explain that crazy behavior.
 
myway said:
Hello. :)
I have been gone 4awhile. U peeps deserve an explaination. Here goes.
Long story short:
I ripped my computer to shreads with a screw driver. I thought something was hidden in my laptop. Just trust me on this one. I had my reasons.
So, what did I miss?
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lol...wow
 
You should be more positive. I DID get a NEW laptop. Everything is all good. Besides, why are you so shocked about a woman going nutz and breaking shit? Did you grow up in a cave?
 
Where's the cop guy?

Is he still alive?

Is he wounded?

Did any of this involve anyone being incarcerated or hospitalised?
 
was there a voice coming from inside the laptop?

fuck. listen, if you start hearing voices from inside your breasts, LET THEM SPEAK.
 
jh1 said:
Where's the cop guy?

Is he still alive?

Is he wounded?

Did any of this involve anyone being incarcerated or hospitalised?
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He is alive and well. No deaths. He was not able to get on EF because we used the same laptop...... and I killed it. Geeeez. I have a NEW laptop. Drive on.
What's new?
 
Wait.. why would you mentions some clearly bat-shit-crazy behavior such as destroying your laptop to find what was hidden inside if you didn't want us to press on about it.

Stop being elusive and tell us what triggered this psychotic episode, what occured, and how you recovered.


Otherwise... SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CRAZY BITCH!
 
Met a girl called lola and I took her back to my place
Feelin’ guilty, feelin’ scared, hidden cameras everywhere
Stop! hold on. stay in control

Girl, I want you here with me
But I’m really not as cool as I’d like to be
’cause there’s a red, under my bed
And there’s a little yellow man in my head
And there’s a true blue inside of me
That keeps stoppin’ me, touchin’ ya, watchin’ ya, lovin’ ya

Paranoia, the destroyer.
Paranoia, the destroyer.
 
jh1 said:
Wait.. why would you mentions some clearly bat-shit-crazy behavior such as destroying your laptop to find what was hidden inside if you didn't want us to press on about it.

Stop being elusive and tell us what triggered this psychotic episode, what occured, and how you recovered.


Otherwise... SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CRAZY BITCH!
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i love it....lol
 
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jh1 said:
Wait.. why would you mentions some clearly bat-shit-crazy behavior such as destroying your laptop to find what was hidden inside if you didn't want us to press on about it.

Stop being elusive and tell us what triggered this psychotic episode, what occured, and how you recovered.


Otherwise... SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CRAZY BITCH!
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I was telling you about WHY I have been gone. My episode was triggered by a computer prompt....... they can be dangerous.
I recovered by destroying my laptop. :rolleyes:
 
jackangel said:
totally ignored, once again.

fuck this, i'm sick of the internet.

brb, getting screwdriver.
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Stop20Hammertime20Sign20Guy.jpg
 
jackangel said:
totally ignored, once again.

fuck this, i'm sick of the internet.

brb, getting screwdriver.
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Sorry. I was busy defending my sanity. What's new? Any good books or movies?
 
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lol at women and sanity.

recently seen movies (not many): the namesake, the illusionist, chicks with dicks part 9: return of the one-eye
 
HumanTarget said:
i think discussing your possible craziness is what everyone else is opting for...
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coME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u never seem a little crazy?
Besides, I think we have exhausted all possible discussions about "crazy" side. Are you REALLY THAT bored?
 
jackangel said:
lol at women and sanity.

recently seen movies (not many): the namesake, the illusionist, chicks with dicks part 9: return of the one-eye
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Awesome. That's a good list. I like the way you mix it up a bit.
 
jackangel said:
lol at women and sanity.

recently seen movies (not many): the namesake, the illusionist, chicks with dicks part 9: return of the one-eye
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movies: Big black cocks with pearly white cum volume 2, oh and a...Happy Scrappy Hero Pup
 
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chewyxrage said:
lol

How's the weather and what did you do last weekend?
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The weather sux.
I was prolly trying to help my friend steal her car from her soon-to-be ex. .......... or maybe that was the weekend we bought the high power slingshots..... not sure. Either way, I just had my house sprayed for spiders. They were taking over.
 
myway said:
My hubby watches a lot of Flash Gordon. That's ok, right?
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uh, there's only one Flash Gordon. unless he's got a copy of the prono equiv, which is Flesh Gordon. it's rolf! with Dr. Flexyjerkoff & Emperor Wang the Perverted....
 
HumanTarget said:
uh, there's only one Flash Gordon. unless he's got a copy of the prono equiv, which is Flesh Gordon. it's rolf! with Dr. Flexyjerkoff & Emperor Wang the Perverted....
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He does NOT have the porno but he DOES have the CD for Flash Gordon in his truck. Is that ok?
 
myway said:
Hello. :)
I have been gone 4awhile. U peeps deserve an explaination. Here goes.
Long story short:
I ripped my computer to shreads with a screw driver. I thought something was hidden in my laptop. Just trust me on this one. I had my reasons.
So, what did I miss?
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Pick3 is still :rainbow: same old same old....
 
myway said:
He does NOT have the porno but he DOES have the CD for Flash Gordon in his truck. Is that ok?
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lmfao. he has the soundtrack? i gotta meet this dude. cuz anyone blasting out Freddy Mercury and not having the windows rolled up is ok in my book. :nerd:
 
HumanTarget said:
lmfao. he has the soundtrack? i gotta meet this dude. cuz anyone blasting out Freddy Mercury and not having the windows rolled up is ok in my book. :nerd:
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Yep. That's him.
 
HumanTarget said:
actually, i was a bit nice with that post. the band is called QUEEN for the love of Pete....
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Yep. AND my name means queen(regina). I guess my hubby likes the queens.
 
myway said:
Yep. AND my name means queen(regina). I guess my hubby likes the queens.
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how about angora? do you know that it's made from specially bred rabbits in the himalayas?
 
ya know, Freddie was voted #2 all time as far as singing voices go.....and man, did that guy have a sweet `stache.
 
can. not. fucking. sleep. shitballs.

flash gordon, the movie from '80, is an all-time classic. it's up there with big trouble in little china. even better, probably.
 
myway said:
Hello. :)
I have been gone 4awhile. U peeps deserve an explaination. Here goes.
Long story short:
I ripped my computer to shreads with a screw driver. I thought something was hidden in my laptop. Just trust me on this one. I had my reasons.
So, what did I miss?
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so did you find your brain or was it not in there either
 
wait.

you had good reason to think something was in your computer? so you had good reason to think that while you were out, someone (i assume you thought your husband) had taken apart your laptop and put something inside, then closed it back up before you got home?

and you don't want us to think you're just a little wacky?
 
Ummmm no offense, but crazy as I am (according to those most in the know :rolleyes: ) I have NEVER EVER EVER felt the need to break, dismantle, smash or otherwise destroy and inanimate object that was not flailing its appendages at me screaming, "Danger Will Robinson, DANGER!"

And I've got four kids and the ex from hell. So what on earth could have possibly prompted such behavior?
 
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What the heck? A computer prompt made you think there was "something" in your laptop???? What was this "something?" Like...an alien anal probe kind of something? A big brother government spying kind of something? A little purple bunny telling you to decapitate your cat kind of something????

:worried:

Oh my.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Ummmm no offense, but crazy as I am (according to those most in the know :rolleyes: ) I have NEVER EVER EVER felt the need to break, dismantle, smash or otherwise destroy and inanimate object that was not flailing its appendages at me screaming, "Danger Will Robinson, DANGER!"

And I've got four kids and the ex from hell. So what on earth could have possibly prompted such behavior?
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stilleto said:
wait.

you had good reason to think something was in your computer? so you had good reason to think that while you were out, someone (i assume you thought your husband) had taken apart your laptop and put something inside, then closed it back up before you got home?

and you don't want us to think you're just a little wacky?
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She seems perfectly normal to me.

-
 
holy shit

LOL

you crashed your laptop due to the fact that you thought there was some alien object in it. LOL, thats the funniest shit i've ever heard.



Oh and, i'm sure within a few threads from now everyone will catch on to the fact that all this shit is for attention.
 
She's pregnant?

Dear God... I was a little crazy myself each time, but we are talking WEEPY not, psychotic violent hallucinating crazy... just crying for no real reason crazy.
 
stilleto said:
wait.

you had good reason to think something was in your computer? so you had good reason to think that while you were out, someone (i assume you thought your husband) had taken apart your laptop and put something inside, then closed it back up before you got home?

and you don't want us to think you're just a little wacky?
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Maybe she found out her laptop was an import model (grey market) and tore it apart looking for a kilo that is usually shipped in the hollowed outside.

Maybe she saw the little sticker that said Intel Inside and thought "oh hell WTF is that?"

It was report that the last thing the laptop did was flash a message to her that said FUCK YOU BITCH.
 
what a coincidence, I was actually abducted my aliens and they installed a screwdriver in my head. I however, did not hurt my laptop. I paid too much to hurt this puppy!
I do have a non stop headache though
 
blueta2 said:
what a coincidence, I was actually abducted my aliens and they installed a screwdriver in my head. I however, did not hurt my laptop. I paid too much to hurt this puppy!
I do have a non stop headache though
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Explains your incoherent gibberish.... And to think, I thought it was just because you had ovaries. My bad.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Explains your incoherent gibberish.... And to think, I thought it was just because you had ovaries. My bad.
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oh speaking up which, the aliens took my ovaries and implanted them in HR. HR is actually having MY BABY!
 
nefertiti said:
What the heck? A computer prompt made you think there was "something" in your laptop???? What was this "something?" Like...an alien anal probe kind of something? A big brother government spying kind of something? A little purple bunny telling you to decapitate your cat kind of something????

:worried:

Oh my.
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An extra modem. Sorry. Ur ideas were much more fun. Just a modem. That's all.
 
Psychosis is a generic psychiatric term for a mental state often described as involving a "loss of contact with reality". Stedman's Medical Dictionary defines psychosis as "a severe mental disorder, with or without organic damage, characterized by derangement of personality and loss of contact with reality and causing deterioration of normal social functioning."[1]

People experiencing a psychotic episode may report hallucinations or delusional beliefs (e.g., grandiose or paranoid delusions), and may exhibit personality changes and disorganized thinking. This is often accompanied by lack of insight into the unusual or bizarre nature of their behaviour, as well as difficulty with social interaction and impairment in carrying out the activities of daily living.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychotic
 
fistfullofsteel said:
Psychosis is a generic psychiatric term for a mental state often described as involving a "loss of contact with reality". Stedman's Medical Dictionary defines psychosis as "a severe mental disorder, with or without organic damage, characterized by derangement of personality and loss of contact with reality and causing deterioration of normal social functioning."[1]

People experiencing a psychotic episode may report hallucinations or delusional beliefs (e.g., grandiose or paranoid delusions), and may exhibit personality changes and disorganized thinking. This is often accompanied by lack of insight into the unusual or bizarre nature of their behaviour, as well as difficulty with social interaction and impairment in carrying out the activities of daily living.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychotic
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I don't think:
1. finding out my hubby was using another modem to dial out for IM and phone conversations(with a person TWICE my age) because of an obsession with how she could benefit his job as a police officer(she's hella old but one of the top office couch hogs of the police dept)
2. destroying my computer to find the evidence (to prove he was telling a lie)

.........counts as a paranoid delusion. :rolleyes:
 
myway said:
I don't think:
1. finding out my hubby was using another modem to dial out for IM and phone conversations(with a person TWICE my age) because of an obsession with how she could benefit his job as a police officer(she's hella old but one of the top office couch hogs of the police dept)
2. destroying my computer to find the evidence (to prove he was telling a lie)

.........counts as a paranoid delusion. :rolleyes:
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I beg to differ. What were you going to do...hold the hard drive up to the light or something?
 
myway said:
I don't think:
1. finding out my hubby was using another modem to dial out for IM and phone conversations(with a person TWICE my age) because of an obsession with how she could benefit his job as a police officer(she's hella old but one of the top office couch hogs of the police dept)
2. destroying my computer to find the evidence (to prove he was telling a lie)

.........counts as a paranoid delusion. :rolleyes:
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did you find the evidence??? did you prove he was lying???
 
Smurfy said:
did you find the evidence??? did you prove he was lying???
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Yes, I DID find the evidence. However, it was NOT in my computer. He was using a PCI card..... or whatever it's called. The thing you plug into your phone to dial out over the internet. One of those. He was totally busted. When I started moving my shit into my friend's house, he said he wouldn't lie to me again. Sure. :rolleyes: AND THEN he bought me a new laptop.
 
myway said:
I don't think:
1. finding out my hubby was using another modem to dial out for IM and phone conversations(with a person TWICE my age) because of an obsession with how she could benefit his job as a police officer(she's hella old but one of the top office couch hogs of the police dept)
2. destroying my computer to find the evidence (to prove he was telling a lie)

.........counts as a paranoid delusion. :rolleyes:
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He's a cop.

People usually become a cop because they desire the power that goes along with the job i.e. low self esteem.

Low self esteem= guys that cheat to raise their self esteem.

Sounds like you've got your work cut out for you...Good Luck.
 
myway said:
Yes, I DID find the evidence. However, it was NOT in my computer. He was using a PCI card..... or whatever it's called. The thing you plug into your phone to dial out over the internet. One of those. He was totally busted. When I started moving my shit into my friend's house, he said he wouldn't lie to me again. Sure. :rolleyes: AND THEN he bought me a new laptop.
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so did he have an affair?
 
superqt4u2nv said:
I bet it was a Dell!

dell_on_fire.jpg


Who can blaim her I would smash one to pieces as well. :)
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:rolleyes:

Everyone knows that was Sony's defective batteries.... and affected 95% of all laptops to one degree or another - basically anyone that got their batteries from sony - which was almost everyone.
 
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