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did anyone actually go see Alien V Predator 2?
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Yes, and it sucked more than 4 cocks. I didnt think it possible but it made the first avp look like a masterpiece. I thought I was watching a 3am sci-fi channel "original movie" on a saturday night or something. Special effects were standard issue, plot was nonexistant, or if there was one I didnt give a shit. Characters could live or die, I didnt care. Movie jumped around too much and too much of the movie was in the dark at night, which I suppose is supposed to be scarier but half the time you couldnt tell who was fighting what. And the biggest problem was the blatant ripping off of the original Predator movie. I couldnt believe it when one of the guys actually said "Get to the Choppa!" Total indignity.
string_bean00
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superdave said:
Jesus, that is just wrong.
superdave said:
Oh god... I hate those. It is like whenever a movie comes along that is even remotely 'semi' good, knock offs spawn in a month.
When Anaconda came out... we were assaulted with Boa. Then Boa vs Cobra. Then Boa vs Dragon.
Bunch of no names characters stinking up the tv.
string_bean00
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AAP said:
my dad spends his sunday afternoons watching all those movies, no joke
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superdave said:
original predator is one of my favorite movies ever.
chillen don't recognize
Thats what I keep thinking, theres so much potential for a movie like this but I just dont get how the second time around they manage to fuck it up so bad. They can literally do anything or go anywhere in the universe they want with this sort of movie. I was counting on this one to atone for the sins of the first but alas it was very disappointing.jnevin said:
This is how I would have filmed it.
The continuation of the first one where the Predator had the egg implanted in him... the hatchling bursts forth (as was shown), scuttles around, does whatever, escapes the space ship, jettison out across space after doing something to damage the space ship...
So Preds have to you know... go like, kill it. But their craft is disabled. So they sort of bust a move over on the the Russkies space station or another space ship or space freighter or you know whatever....
Hence the reason humans are involved.
Hatchling makes it to Alien Island where he is revered and treated like an Alien God since he have the cross breeding of both Alien/Pred. Starts teaching dumb ass pea brained aliens better skillz needed to survive for when the Preds come mackin up in their Caddys and shit.
Hatchling has bondage sex scene in a sling with alien queen.
^^ footage ends up on cutting room floor.
Back to plot (after firing star trek rejects for above scene.) Preds show up hunting the Hatchling to kill it before it can impart it's knowledge of teleporting, space travel, etc... that it had passed down from the dead Pred that birthed it. Cause if that happens, galaxy = fucked.
Preds go through jungles looking for Hatchling Evil Head quarters. They survive many ambushes. Along the way they also kill Boa. And for good measure kill Cobra and Dragon too. Damn. You go Preds.
Find nest.
Big fight.
Stoner slacker human really fucks things trying to kill them all with a laser bazooka. He misses.
Both sides more than a little pissed right now. call temporary truce and set out after humans.
Humans run.
Some get killed. Some spout off corny one liners. Then get killed.
Mindboggling conclusion occurs and everyone leaves theater and goes home to have sex.
The End.
The continuation of the first one where the Predator had the egg implanted in him... the hatchling bursts forth (as was shown), scuttles around, does whatever, escapes the space ship, jettison out across space after doing something to damage the space ship...
So Preds have to you know... go like, kill it. But their craft is disabled. So they sort of bust a move over on the the Russkies space station or another space ship or space freighter or you know whatever....
Hence the reason humans are involved.
Hatchling makes it to Alien Island where he is revered and treated like an Alien God since he have the cross breeding of both Alien/Pred. Starts teaching dumb ass pea brained aliens better skillz needed to survive for when the Preds come mackin up in their Caddys and shit.
Hatchling has bondage sex scene in a sling with alien queen.
^^ footage ends up on cutting room floor.
Back to plot (after firing star trek rejects for above scene.) Preds show up hunting the Hatchling to kill it before it can impart it's knowledge of teleporting, space travel, etc... that it had passed down from the dead Pred that birthed it. Cause if that happens, galaxy = fucked.
Preds go through jungles looking for Hatchling Evil Head quarters. They survive many ambushes. Along the way they also kill Boa. And for good measure kill Cobra and Dragon too. Damn. You go Preds.
Find nest.
Big fight.
Stoner slacker human really fucks things trying to kill them all with a laser bazooka. He misses.
Both sides more than a little pissed right now. call temporary truce and set out after humans.
Humans run.
Some get killed. Some spout off corny one liners. Then get killed.
Mindboggling conclusion occurs and everyone leaves theater and goes home to have sex.
The End.
redshirt27se
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thought it looked awful
i saw the last one...and it sucked. so i knew by default a sequel would suck worse.
i saw the last one...and it sucked. so i knew by default a sequel would suck worse.
GoldenDelicious
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yeah it sucked hard - the characters were underdeveloped and the plot was so cliche it made you want to vomit
if i was going to write/film a movie like that, i would make it dark/creepy as hell, then develop the characters so that you actually cared when they died. what the hell are they thinking over there?
if i was going to write/film a movie like that, i would make it dark/creepy as hell, then develop the characters so that you actually cared when they died. what the hell are they thinking over there?
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