Dick move?

[jnevin]

So today at the gym I was waiting for this dickhole to get done with the squat rack forever. Guy had 3 plates on each side, was doing maybe 1/4 rep "squats" while wearing a belt, and was taking probably 5 minutes in between reps. When dickhole was done he just walked away. I asked him if he was finished as he took of his faggotty belt and wore the most "holy fuck did you all just see what i was lifting" wince face, and he just nodded like a prick. I asked him if he was going to rack his weights and he said "looks like you want to use it bad enough to take care of that". So I did my shit and just brushed it off. Dickhole shot me a look later so I decided to fuck with him.He's a regular there and always uses the pay lockers by the front door but never locks it. He uses the same one every day. So I got change out of my bag, locked the locker, and threw the key in the garbage.

Too much?

 

[75th]

No. Dick's deserve dick moves.

A quick trip to the receptionist got his shit out fine.

 

[Foamy27]

LOL. Thats Pretty fucking funny. I would have never thought to do that.

 

[calveless wonder]

Lolol

Awesome

 

[SouthernLord]

Win!

Hahaha

 

[pdaddyII]

That seriously sounds like some shit I would have done. Maybe would have blown out the ink of a pen all over his shit first though.

 

[mrplunkey]

Plunkey-approved move IMO.

I'd like it even if you had broken the key off inside the lock.

 

[digimon7068]

pffft...i know plenty of dudes that would have handed him his ass for a comment like that...and, they don't all "look" like the kind of dudes that would be doing any ass-handing...he's lucky...you were nice to him...he should count his blessings.

 

[Lestat]

what's a gym?

 

[PICK3]

Plunkey-approved move IMO.

I'd like it even if you had broken the key off inside the lock.

"Turn the other cheek" has a greater connotation than just fodder for happy hour small talk at Cutter's




just sayin'