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Diary entry for December 7, 2002

Nathan

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I no longer have any notion of what is real and what is not. It is quite a peculiar feeling walking around and not really knowing exactly where you are or why you are there. It's rather surreal and very interesting to be honest. On a related note, I am relatively certain that a gang of mice are following me around. I seem to encounter them everywhere I go - there goes one now. They seem, however, to be friendly and completely harmless. I am awaiting one of them to amass the courage to approach me and start up a conversation. I have been awaiting that day more and more as of late. The prospect of befriending a gang of mice seems quite appealing and even exhilarating to me. I have toyed with the idea of spawning a race of human/mice hybrids in an attempt to create an army for me to gain unrivaled leadership over. There are still numerous kinks to work out in my plan but I am getting close to my ultimate goal, namely rulership of the free world. Also, I really should clean my room, it's kind of gross. I can hardly see the floor anymore due to all the clothes I have splayed upon it, not that the floor would be a particularly appealing site at this point.
Oh, one last thing to add to this journal entry - I have taken to pantsing every last member of society I encounter. While it is obviously not a permanent solution to the horrors society presently harbors within, it does make me feel tougher and even a whole lot prettier since many of the comments I get are rather flattering.

Nathan: 1
Society: 0
 
Nathan said:


I don't know what that is but the mice thing is for real. 4 real.

its a show on comedy central which has skits of some british guys doing wierd things. one of them is a skit where a bunch of guys dressed up as mice follow a random guy on the street.
 
I know this is going to sound wierd Nathan, But my mom just came up to me and said the exact same thing, word for word.

Your not my mom are you?
 
Nathan said:
I no longer have any notion of what is real and what is not. It is quite a peculiar feeling walking around and not really knowing exactly where you are or why you are there. It's rather surreal and very interesting to be honest. On a related note, I am relatively certain that a gang of mice are following me around. I seem to encounter them everywhere I go - there goes one now. They seem, however, to be friendly and completely harmless. I am awaiting one of them to amass the courage to approach me and start up a conversation. I have been awaiting that day more and more as of late. The prospect of befriending a gang of mice seems quite appealing and even exhilarating to me. I have toyed with the idea of spawning a race of human/mice hybrids in an attempt to create an army for me to gain unrivaled leadership over. There are still numerous kinks to work out in my plan but I am getting close to my ultimate goal, namely rulership of the free world. Also, I really should clean my room, it's kind of gross. I can hardly see the floor anymore due to all the clothes I have splayed upon it, not that the floor would be a particularly appealing site at this point.
Oh, one last thing to add to this journal entry - I have taken to pantsing every last member of society I encounter. While it is obviously not a permanent solution to the horrors society presently harbors within, it does make me feel tougher and even a whole lot prettier since many of the comments I get are rather flattering.

Nathan: 1
Society: 0
Why not befriend these mice and then kill them just for fun.
 
The Nature Boy said:
Society, Owned by Nathan Stardate 324709230843203480934

Is that how the stardate system works really? I figure you would be the one to know what with you being the world's premier nerd and all.

The Nancy Boy Owned by Nathan Stardate 213454fuckyou39576.
 
The Nature Boy said:
I like it when you talk mean to me.

Good cause I'd like to cram roughly 48.6 lbs of rusty 1.5" nails into your anus and then kick you in the ass until you bleed to death.














































I love you.
 
Nathan said:


Good cause I'd like to cram roughly 48.6 lbs of rusty 1.5" nails into your anus and then kick you in the ass until you bleed to death.

LOL!

Have you seen Don Hertzfeldt's "Rejected"? There's an anal bleeding scene in that animated feature that you might like.
 
Stumpy said:


LOL!

Have you seen Don Hertzfeldt's "Rejected"? There's an anal bleeding scene in that animated feature that you might like.

Anal bleeding is one of my primary turn-ons. That and home cooking. Thanks for the tip. :)
 
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