Happy FUN Dermacrine!
-only $69.999
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Dermacrine.
Caution: Happy Fun Dermacrine may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Happy Fun Dermacrine Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Happy Fun Dermacrine on concrete.
Discontinue use of Happy Fun Dermacrine if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations
If Happy Fun Dermacrine begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Happy Fun Dermacrine may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Happy Fun Dermacrine should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Dermacrine, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Happy Fun Dermacrine include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Happy Fun Dermacrine has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Dermacrine.
Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.
Happy Fun Dermacrine...Good for what ails ya!!
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!