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GoldenDelicious

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yiasou orblings! ;) ;)

cliff notes, no time:

arrived tues morning with zero sleep, fucken buydget airlines SUCK hard :mad: caught a couple hours sleep, hit some clubs, was FLOODED with chicks. chick overload :google: omgomgomgomgomgomgomg. many chicks. thought of killah and dunk

guys here are useless. total softies. useless bastards. thought of aap :D

went to gym where a bug eyes blonde instructor eyed me off, gave me a free pass, commented on my bod and asked when id come in. thought of erzooooolie ;)

looked in the mirror. omgomgomgomg. thought of Apollo, God of Male beauty ;)

looked in pants. thought of killing myself :(

met a hottie who introduced herself while sitting on my lap. thought...what a fucken legend LOL :D

went to another club, saw a MASSIVE mofo with veins on his veins looking at me. thought i was going to get into a fight. then he flopped his palm and in the gayest fucken voice ever told me not to worry, he was gay. thought of alien amp pharm again :D . held girl closer, just in case :worried:

chat later, fatties, friday night tonight, going out, will find time hopefully to post, hope youse are all good

ps looking good :p
 
nycgirl said:
Hello GD :wavey:

Sounds like you are having a good time. Did he give you a kiss goodnight?

How long are you there?
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They never do. GD is our resident Virgin, he kinds of backs up for sublimeZm when he's in school
 
pintoca said:
They never do. GD is our resident Virgin, he kinds of backs up for sublimeZm when he's in school
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Hello there :wavey: How are things? How's the diet & training?

2006 is the year GD will get laid.
 
nycgirl said:
Hello there :wavey: How are things? How's the diet & training?

2006 is the year GD will get laid.
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yo

:wavey:

Things are looking good. started dieting down this week (after the food rampage that came with Christmas).

I'm starting the gym on monday, since this week was the first week of the baby going to the day-care and it was hectic, you need to go a bit at a time every day, until he is there for 5 hours... We told the people he was used to new people, but this being Germany, it seems there is a rule agains that, so we had to do all sort of tricky things to accomodate that this week.

Anyway, next week things go back to normal, then its training and dieting down to 200-205lbs (219 right now, gained 8 lbs in 3 weeks, lots of water, but I thought it was more than that. It felt like more than that, so I count my blessings)

It sucks here, it's not the cold, it's the lack of sun, it's overcast all the time, not even one of those nice, cold, crisp, sunny winter days.

I spoke with a lot of old-time friends in Venezuela who started losing weight as well, amazing how people try to:

1. simply starve or
2. starve and do a shitload of cardio
3. do cardio and eat like shit


NO ONE of those that talked fitness/training with me was doing all three things (diet, cardio, lifting) but they were all complaining about lack of results. They were all like "I pay my PErsonal Trainer and he works out what is best for me..." shit, the programs they pay for...

The concept of eating frequent, smaller meals and going up to 2000-2300 cals/day to lose weight is completely alien to most people. I talked to those who seemed interested, but my gut feeling is that they still think I did something else to lose weight (juice or something) and will go back to their practices.

Oh well, some will listen, some know better
 
GoldenDelicious said:
yiasou orblings! ;) ;)

cliff notes, no time:

arrived tues morning with zero sleep, fucken buydget airlines SUCK hard :mad: caught a couple hours sleep, hit some clubs, was FLOODED with chicks. chick overload :google: omgomgomgomgomgomgomg. many chicks. thought of killah and dunk

guys here are useless. total softies. useless bastards. thought of aap :D

went to gym where a bug eyes blonde instructor eyed me off, gave me a free pass, commented on my bod and asked when id come in. thought of erzooooolie ;)

looked in the mirror. omgomgomgomg. thought of Apollo, God of Male beauty ;)

looked in pants. thought of killing myself :(

met a hottie who introduced herself while sitting on my lap. thought...what a fucken legend LOL :D

went to another club, saw a MASSIVE mofo with veins on his veins looking at me. thought i was going to get into a fight. then he flopped his palm and in the gayest fucken voice ever told me not to worry, he was gay. thought of alien amp pharm again :D . held girl closer, just in case :worried:

chat later, fatties, friday night tonight, going out, will find time hopefully to post, hope youse are all good

ps looking good :p
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aww.. you thought of me :qt:
 
Erzulie said:
aww.. you thought of me :qt:
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just thought of you again...roomservice just brought up 8 sausages, 6 fried eggs (heehee), a pile of toast, bacon, baked beans etc etc etc

cheerios for the nice sentiments (as well as a big FU for all the cheeky smartarsed ones ;) ) ill be sure to party it up in style for you guys

cheerios, gotta deal with the erzoolie boob surrogates :D
 
foreigngirl said:
lol..thats cliff notes?
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yes. we greeks are a race of intellectuals. just because you guys have trouble reading the blurb on the back of a romance novel doesnt mean you have to try mock me, beeyatch!!

anyway, heres some more quick notes for all you poojabbers:

i am with a gang of ultra-cockblockers. i mean ULTRA cockblockers - if these dudes could apply their cockblockerness to basketball, theyd beat the shit out of sqaq and all those other also-rans. seriously. and they wont stop busting my balls! its like having giant lead testicles stuck to you, just dragging the frick along :mad: so im getting "lost" quite frequently. and my cell phone is dropping out like a mofo :D going out with these guys is like going out with aap as a wingman...i mean, sure, youll laugh for the first 5 minutes, but for the remainder.....its just painful

also, the guy who im sharing a room with has feet that smell worse than friskys ass after a mammoth cardio session. i mean, that smell is jsut bloody acidic. it just hits you and you think "fuuuuuuuccccckkkkk mmmeeee ddrruuuunnnkkkkk wwwwwwwwttttfffffff?????"

cockblocking, concentrated arse sweat foot having mofo bastard from hell :mad:

anyway, orblings, i have to go, but rest assured, more cliff notes are coming, i am still looking very, very good, and im cutting a swath through the ladies like a laserbeam...even sharper than qt going through a cheesecake...and ill even try to get some pics

oh, and fg...mailing adress? youll ahve to wait for me to get home though :D

cheerios, fatties :D
 
alright. im back. holiday was a raging success. thankyou to elite fitness for helping me with my stupid one liners, and also for making my boobies perky :p

killah, you would have been humming looking at the company i was with :google: because i was pinching myself every 4 minutes, and lets face it, i bloody love myself :D

now im back, and went for a drive...ive already copped a few disdainful looks and had one girl get up me for being "rude" because my jokes didnt stroke her ego

:(
 
Where did you go?

and a better question is Why did you have to come back dammit?
 
alien amp pharm said:
Where did you go?

and a better question is Why did you have to come back dammit?
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i went to a place called adelaide, and believe it or not, Elite_Fry lives there ;)

it was really, really good ;)

...just like me ;) :p
 
GoldenDelicious said:
just thought of you again...roomservice just brought up 8 sausages, 6 fried eggs (heehee), a pile of toast, bacon, baked beans etc etc etc

cheerios for the nice sentiments (as well as a big FU for all the cheeky smartarsed ones ;) ) ill be sure to party it up in style for you guys

cheerios, gotta deal with the erzoolie boob surrogates :D
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:doublefi:

You gonna eat that sausage?
 
GoldenDelicious said:
i went to a place called adelaide, and believe it or not, Elite_Fry lives there ;)

it was really, really good ;)

...just like me ;) :p
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it was really really good... or HE was really really good :rainbow:
 
nycgirl said:
Don't hate on GD because you are now EF's only adult virgin.
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Due to the fact that he put a lame smiley up when asked if he got laid in fact means he did not get laid. I bet he only got a kiss.
He might say otherwise but deep down we all know nobody would sleep with his ugly ass.
 
alien amp pharm said:
Due to the fact that he put a lame smiley up when asked if he got laid in fact means he did not get laid. I bet he only got a kiss.
He might say otherwise but deep down we all know nobody would sleep with his ugly ass.
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lol

at least he got a kiss ;)
 
alien amp pharm said:
Due to the fact that he put a lame smiley up when asked if he got laid in fact means he did not get laid. I bet he only got a kiss.
He might say otherwise but deep down we all know nobody would sleep with his ugly ass.
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Lets say you are right. At least he got a kiss and not a wool scarf. ;)
 
GoldenDelicious said:
actually, i call fat farms "qts buttocks" ...since thats where lots of fat is produced and stored ;)
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Funny I was think the same thing about your abs or rather lack of abs. ;) So are you actually going to get laid? ;) Girls at the fat farm must be easy so I hope for your sake yes. ;)
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Funny I was think the same thing about your abs or rather lack of abs. ;) So are you actually going to get laid? ;) Girls at the fat farm must be easy so I hope for your sake yes. ;)
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youre right, i need to do something about my abs...maybe if you shared the technique you used to totally annihilate your boobs, id have a bit more luck...
 
GoldenDelicious said:
youre right, i need to do something about my abs...maybe if you shared the technique you used to totally annihilate your boobs, id have a bit more luck...
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You could learn something from me you know ;) Chicks don't dig the pot belly look at least not on this side of plant don't know what they like down under ;)
 
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