Delegating is the greatest thing on earth

[KillahBee]

I've had difficulty in the past delegating. I just don't trust other people to do as well as I will. And when I'm ultimately responsible for the end product, it's a tough jump to take.

But fuck me sideways with a #2 pencil, once you do take that plunge, it's easy swimmin, baby!

 

[calveless wonder]

if i could delegate more i'd be invincible....it's the stupid mundane shit that drags me down and drains me.

but anyways,just need people you trust.

you just have to be aware there's a few things you can NOT delegate in business

 

[-SD-]

what the fuck did you delegate with a #2 pencil, the SAT test you needed to get done?

 

[calveless wonder]

there's nothing better in this world than barking orders.

i can do that all day every day.

 

[KillahBee]

if i could delegate more i'd be invincible....it's the stupid mundane shit that drags me down and drains me.

but anyways,just need people you trust.

you just have to be aware there's a few things you can NOT delegate in business

Oh no doubt. But it's also my job to make those below me raise the level of their game. Which is a pretty fucking cool feeling, knowing you've had a positive effect on someone.

Then I sleep with them. Right in the fucking ear

 

[javaguru]

assuming you can trust them....delegating has been my #1 obstacle...I just seem to want to micromanage; I abhor incompetence.

 

[-SD-]

KB=Jerry Maguire

 

[KillahBee]

assuming you can trust them....delegating has been my #1 obstacle...I just seem to want to micromanage; I abhor incompetence.

THis was my challenge. But ya know what, incompetence will NEVER cease to exist in our daily lives. So, either we relegate ourselves to a life of micromanaging and wasting time by doing time-consuming mundane tasks, or we take a leap of faith (combined with some damn good coaching and checks & balances processes) and pass some of that work down the shit pipe.

 

[calveless wonder]

Oh no doubt. But it's also my job to make those below me raise the level of their game. Which is a pretty fucking cool feeling, knowing you've had a positive effect on someone.

Then I sleep with them. Right in the fucking ear

i didn't really answer that question with much thought or intelligence.

but, in my business too...performance of my employees is directly related to my income.

I try to groom my employees into monsters in training and always reward them for their good work (cash bonuses, dinners, etc). When you know you're the one partly responsible for their 5 digit check and that huge ass smile on their face, it's a good feeling.

we used to have some good sales contests back in the day to motivate...too bad business sucks now

 

[-SD-]

How can I, too, be better than everyone else in my life? Someone show me the way.

 

[KillahBee]

How can I, too, be better than everyone else in my life? Someone show me the way.

 

[nimbus]

How can I, too, be better than everyone else in my life? Someone show me the way.

haha

 

[calveless wonder]

How can I, too, be better than everyone else in my life? Someone show me the way.

cocaine?

 

[-SD-]

I want a nice government job without the worry of all this "performance" crap.

 

[jnevin]

i didn't really answer that question with much thought or intelligence.

but, in my business too...performance of my employees is directly related to my income.

I try to groom my employees into monsters in training and always reward them for their good work (cash bonuses, dinners, etc). When you know you're the one partly responsible for their 5 digit check and that huge ass smile on their face, it's a good feeling.

we used to have some good sales contests back in the day to motivate...too bad business sucks now

lol @ the one partly responsible in this bidness.

 

[calveless wonder]

lol @ the one partly responsible in this bidness.

what? i had bombass leads bro for awhile....i just couldn't handle them all myself. had a great system to generate....that's when i had all my gears in place.
so i gave them to my best guys, trained them on them and they killed it for awhile.

and then my partner went crazy

 

[jh1]

cocaine?

repost x728732

 

[jnevin]

what? i had bombass leads bro for awhile....i just couldn't handle them all myself. had a great system to generate....that's when i had all my gears in place.
so i gave them to my best guys, trained them on them and they killed it for awhile.

and then my partner went crazy

That's a bitch. I've always (aside from my first job) been responsible for everything I do. Makes it easier and drama free. Oh, I've funded $4M so far this month in sub prime turned FHA. *giddy*

 

[calveless wonder]

That's a bitch. I've always (aside from my first job) been responsible for everything I do. Makes it easier and drama free. Oh, I've funded $4M so far this month in sub prime turned FHA. *giddy*

god i fuckin HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (i love you but i'm jealous)

i'm starving over here...i can't evne fuckin do FHA, gahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

i haven't really been working either, though. needed a mental vacation from all the money i lost

i have a title company feeding me leads right now (foreclosures, fall outs) as well as a home remodeling company that we do financing for their clients (i.e. kitchens, bathrooms).. so we'll see how that works out.

 

[RottenWillow]

I've had difficulty in the past delegating. I just don't trust other people to do as well as I will. And when I'm ultimately responsible for the end product, it's a tough jump to take.

But fuck me sideways with a #2 pencil, once you do take that plunge, it's easy swimmin, baby!

yeah but so many people are so goddamn incompetent you have to deal with an endless parade of fucked up duties.

 

[-SD-]

I heard theres some sort of Wall Street sequel that even has Michael Douglas in it. He will show all you losers how to mad ball.

 

[jnevin]

god i fuckin HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (i love you but i'm jealous)

i'm starving over here...i can't evne fuckin do FHA, gahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

i haven't really been working either, though. needed a mental vacation from all the money i lost

i have a title company feeding me leads right now (foreclosures, fall outs) as well as a home remodeling company that we do financing for their clients (i.e. kitchens, bathrooms).. so we'll see how that works out.

Bro, you need to get out and meet people. You're a social butterfly, just man up and do it. Not everyone will say yes. Accept it. Don't just sit there and let it go by you and think what could have been. Shit bro, I'm gonna fly out there and hold your hand through some of this shit if you don't quit fucking around.

 

[jh1]

Bro, you need to get out and meet people. You're a social butterfly, just man up and do it. Not everyone will say yes. Accept it. Don't just sit there and let it go by you and think what could have been. Shit bro, I'm gonna fly out there and hold your hand through some of this shit if you don't quit fucking around.

Can you fly here and hold my cock?

 

[PICK3]

assuming you can trust them....delegating has been my #1 obstacle...I just seem to want to micromanage; I abhor incompetence.

How would you know? You're always bottom

 

[jnevin]

Can you fly here and hold my cock?

Yeah, but if we meat in a parking lot you'll chicken out.

 

[calveless wonder]

Bro, you need to get out and meet people. You're a social butterfly, just man up and do it. Not everyone will say yes. Accept it. Don't just sit there and let it go by you and think what could have been. Shit bro, I'm gonna fly out there and hold your hand through some of this shit if you don't quit fucking around.

I know..i keep telling myself i will, but i have no clue how to even go about it and just usually end up trying to work my other marketing areas. call it procrastination, but i don't even have a gameplan. it's very foreign to me, that aspect. if i had a solid gameplan, i'd feel more comfortable

can i meet people? I'm sure i can... i do it all the time.
can i add value to their business and have them give me business in return? that's the question.

lol...thanks homey. any tips though?

 

[calveless wonder]

Bro, you need to get out and meet people. You're a social butterfly, just man up and do it. Not everyone will say yes. Accept it. Don't just sit there and let it go by you and think what could have been. Shit bro, I'm gonna fly out there and hold your hand through some of this shit if you don't quit fucking around.

btw no problem with failing or rejection, at least after i get into a rhythm or have some sort of plan...it's when i', aimless do i stall

chasing women and sales are exactly the same. one thing my recent pickup escapade has made me realize

 

[javaguru]

How would you know? You're always bottom

I heard about some hard charging airborne boys that got fucked by the airforce...just sayin'.

 

[nimbus]

Yeah, but if we meat in a parking lot you'll chicken out.

lol wasn't that like a year old thread

 

[bran987]

lol at KB's peon thread turning into comparing pua to marketing blitz to get our lives back on track threadooooooo, love you guys

 

[Smurfy]

i slowly weed out the incompetent fucks

 

[jnevin]

I know..i keep telling myself i will, but i have no clue how to even go about it and just usually end up trying to work my other marketing areas. call it procrastination, but i don't even have a gameplan. it's very foreign to me, that aspect. if i had a solid gameplan, i'd feel more comfortable

can i meet people? I'm sure i can... i do it all the time.
can i add value to their business and have them give me business in return? that's the question.

lol...thanks homey. any tips though?

You just need to get out there and get them to recognize you. I was lucky, it just kind of happened for me. Help with marketing, send a gift basket when a deal funds, shit like that worked for me.

 

[jh1]

i slowly weed out the incompetent fucks

You're next.