Decapitated another guy last night.

[biteme]

Was out playing pool and I accidently hit this guy with my cue, He says, "Watch what the fuck you're doing asshole!" I said, "I'm sorry, you little fuck, I didn't mean to do it." He took a swing at me, I ducked and this time I didn't punch. I hit him with my cue and took his head clean off. His buddies all ran off. I ran out the back and got into my car and sped off. It's only a matter of time until the law catches up with me. But, it's always self defense.

 

[StickFigure]

Damn bro! What the fuck are people thinking? I'm not a small guy and I can definately take care of myself, but if you accidentally hit me with a pool cue, I'd turn around, see who just hit me, and then take some serious consideration just how willing I was to feel the pain, win or lose. LOL!! I don't think I'd just lip off like that though.

 

[heatherrae]

You should impale the heads on sticks and carry them with you. Then these little guys may be deterred from starting crap with "The Decapitator" =-)

 

[StickFigure]

You should impale the heads on sticks and carry them with you. Then these little guys may be deterred from starting crap with "The Decapitator" =-)

He wears then like a necklace

 

[SheDragon]

Was out playing pool and I accidently hit this guy with my cue, He says, "Watch what the fuck you're doing asshole!" I said, "I'm sorry, you little fuck, I didn't mean to do it." He took a swing at me, I ducked and this time I didn't punch. I hit him with my cue and took his head clean off. His buddies all ran off. I ran out the back and got into my car and sped off. It's only a matter of time until the law catches up with me. But, it's always self defense.

what does the "other voice" say?

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

This thread holds the record for fastest LMAO in EF history. I didn't even have to read the whole title before 'ing. Awesome.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

You should impale the heads on sticks and carry them with you. Then these little guys may be deterred from starting crap with "The Decapitator" =-)

I dig your sense of humor.

 

[SheDragon]

biteme will deff go down in EF history.. lol

 

[Phenom78]

Dude you have a problem. You just can't go around decapitating people.

I'm not sure why exactly, but its just not done.

You need to find a healthier outlet. Like emasculate them. Women do that all the time and they dont seem to get in any trouble. You may want to get breast implants first though just in case.

 

[spongebob]

good times.

 

[theoak01]

Brad my friend,I would like an ear necklace k

 

[swole]

someone has to stop these rednecks from breeding

good job bro

 

[AAP]

did you deliver a kick to the body and decapitate him in the Afterlife?

 

[tiger88]

I know I could get of your headlock. no fucking problems I dont care how hard u fuckinf squeeze.

you throw the headlock. I just ick you up using my lower back and potent hamstrings suplex your big ole ass

or if you throw it and I am near your waist I just let throw it and I roll over and I am on top and your ass is on the ground

after lving with a UCLA stud wrestler for long enough time u pick this shit up

i know i could reverse your shit

 

[AAP]

Or you could just twist around and crunch down on a mouthful of balls. That would break it.

 

[StickFigure]

I know I could get of your headlock. no fucking problems I dont care how hard u fuckinf squeeze.

you throw the headlock. I just ick you up using my lower back and potent hamstrings suplex your big ole ass

or if you throw it and I am near your waist I just let throw it and I roll over and I am on top and your ass is on the ground

after lving with a UCLA stud wrestler for long enough time u pick this shit up

i know i could reverse your shit

Nobody's that fast, the decapitation begins far before he even touches you.

 

[Spartacus]

we should put you on the border
and put the decapitated heads on sticks
give you a cool scary costume too
illegal imigration would come to a screeching halt

 

[Spartacus]

sorry
we changed the rules

 

[Spartacus]

you want to catch osama bin laden?
round up his considerable family tree
have our man bitme aka "the executioner" slice off thier heads
video it and shit

 

[wootool]

Or you could just twist around and crunch down on a mouthful of balls. That would break it.

 

[mountain muscle]

I would mouth off to you Biteme. ")