Debut of Wrectum Recker

[AAP]

It's my cock, that makes me hot,
everyone starts to smile when they see what I got.
It sways from side to side in the middle of my stride
and people bring up the tears when they beg for a ride.
It will stretch your neck, cause it's monsterous as heck,
100 per cent guranteed to leave yo ass in a wreck.
It's almost like raping them, the pleasure is only for one,
Vaseline and Novacaine only take away from my fun.
I get ill and before I chill, my nuts will spill
dripping down your chin, now that's a thrill
If you wondering who yo Daddy will be, Mr. Anal will
and if I tap yo ass twice in one night, it's like overkill.

Ok, I think I am ready to make my debut over on Linkin Park. I just need one of those barfy looking pics for my sig. Anyone have anything to contribute?

 

[Warik]

Get one of May's pics. =)

-Warik

 

[TheSalami]

i am instant messaging some of the kids.

 

[AAP]

i am instant messaging some of the kids.

Are you serious? What are you asking them?

 

[musclebrains]

It ain’t that Mr. Anal’s full o’ shit
But somehow I think his wit
Is larger than his dick.
It’s a rather easy trick
To add inches in a place
As invisible as cyberspace.

In any case, I can promise this:
My cock would make his piss
With envy and cause this braggart of size
To roll over and beg to be sodomized.
I’ve often found the proudest top
Is the quickest of them all to flop.
And I don’t need no Vaseline or novocaine:
It gives me pleasure to turn hubris into pain.

 

[AAP]

Hey that is cool. Join me over at Linkin Park and we will have some fun annoying those teenyboppers with stuff like this.


P.S. Mr. Anal doesn't bottom.

 

[AAP]

When I post there, everyone show up and support me.

 

[musclebrains]

P.S. Mr. Anal doesn't bottom.

You mean you don't voluntarily bottom.