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Dear Betty,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, John
Betty, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any snapshots they could spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles, cousins,etc. In addition to the picture of John, Betty included all the other pictures of the handsome hunks she had collected from her buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:
Dear John,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f**k you are. Please take your picture from the pile and send the rest back to me.
Sincerely,
Betty
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, John
Betty, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any snapshots they could spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles, cousins,etc. In addition to the picture of John, Betty included all the other pictures of the handsome hunks she had collected from her buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:
Dear John,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f**k you are. Please take your picture from the pile and send the rest back to me.
Sincerely,
Betty
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