Dear John letter

[habitualhealth]

A marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a ""dear John"" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent you.

Love,
Becky


The marine, with hurt feelings asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other picture of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:



Dear Becky,

I'm sorry but I can't quite remember who the fuck you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take care,
Ricky

 

[Dunk]

 

[Deterass]

Welcome to three months ago.

 

[habitualhealth]

Welcome to three months ago.

hush yer mouth i'm bored...no more jokes for you!



....until next time...but no worries, i won't bombard ya all in one day.

 

[artrius]

Welcome to three months ago.

ouch, nice bitchslap

 

[Deterass]

hush yer mouth i'm bored...no more jokes for you!



....until next time...but no worries, i won't bombard ya all in one day.

 

[coverguy]

i've definitely seen that before,

BUT it's a good one.

thanks.

 

[alien amp pharm]

i've definitely seen that before,
.

I think anybody that had internet access back in '04 has too.

 

[MrMuscle]

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