dear bitches

[GoldenDelicious]

in rush. life good. much sex. hottest hotties. pics later. luv lots. must go. aap much fag. byebye lol

if you want to laugh, got offered a job as a stripper.

thought...fuckit! do it!!

went to the interview.

hot chick.

fast car.

hot coffee.

she asked interview questions.

i laughed at her intervioew questions.

looked around. bedroom a few feet away.

no one interviews like me. no one. LOL

*picture of me saying "wooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!"* lol

 

[jh1]

Stripping Sux...

Some fat bish will be all over you and ruin it... or just some obnoxiously ugly chic...

 

[swole]

i want to have a threesome with both of you studs

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Stripping Sux...

Some fat bish will be all over you and ruin it... or just some obnoxiously ugly chic...

not in the city im in

besides, i wont do it...i just wanted to shag the interviewers LOL

(they got so sucked in. afterwards, therye like "HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!"

then im like (exhaling from a cigarette) "hm? eh? what? lol"

suckerssssssss

(10 minutes ones here, i must go. fucking got all dressed up and now im bootycalled from a girl i cant turn down. wtf. wheres the vodka? wheres the camera?!?!!?)

 

[puddlemonkey]

My buddy is a male stripper here in Portland. Can you say fat chick?

 

[rnch]

brag, Brag, Bragggggg..........








"this thread is useless without pics"

 

[heatherrae]

Stripping Sux...

Some fat bish will be all over you and ruin it... or just some obnoxiously ugly chic...

That is me, waving my dollar.

 

[rnch]

That is me, waving my dollar.

last of the big spendaaaas

 

[heatherrae]

last of the big spendaaaas

That is half my savings right now...lol. The change wouldn't stay in his g-string and was falling all over the stage. That creates a tripping hazard...lol.

 

[rnch]

That is half my savings right now...lol. The change wouldn't stay in his g-string and was falling all over the stage. That creates a tripping hazard...lol.

the change wouldn't be the only thing giggling around.....