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in rush. life good. much sex. hottest hotties. pics later. luv lots. must go. aap much fag. byebye lol

if you want to laugh, got offered a job as a stripper.

thought...fuckit! do it!!

went to the interview.

hot chick.

fast car.

hot coffee.

she asked interview questions.

i laughed at her intervioew questions.

looked around. bedroom a few feet away.

no one interviews like me. no one. LOL

*picture of me saying "wooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!"* lol
 
Stripping Sux...

Some fat bish will be all over you and ruin it... or just some obnoxiously ugly chic...
 
i want to have a threesome with both of you studs
 
jh1 said:
Stripping Sux...

Some fat bish will be all over you and ruin it... or just some obnoxiously ugly chic...
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not in the city im in

besides, i wont do it...i just wanted to shag the interviewers LOL

(they got so sucked in. afterwards, therye like "HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!"

then im like (exhaling from a cigarette) "hm? eh? what? lol"

suckerssssssss

(10 minutes ones here, i must go. fucking got all dressed up and now im bootycalled from a girl i cant turn down. wtf. wheres the vodka? wheres the camera?!?!!?)
 
brag, Brag, Bragggggg..........








"this thread is useless without pics"
 
jh1 said:
Stripping Sux...

Some fat bish will be all over you and ruin it... or just some obnoxiously ugly chic...
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:wavey:

That is me, waving my dollar.
 
rnch said:
last of the big spendaaaas :evil: :p :artist:
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That is half my savings right now...lol. The change wouldn't stay in his g-string and was falling all over the stage. That creates a tripping hazard...lol.
 
heatherrae said:
That is half my savings right now...lol. The change wouldn't stay in his g-string and was falling all over the stage. That creates a tripping hazard...lol.
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the change wouldn't be the only thing giggling around..... :artist:
 
anyone i sent pics to that werent working, tomorrow when she wakes up, gets out of my house, and i cant get busted, ill post something. maybe. (she can fight. it wouldnt be good. lol)
 
Faizakafez said:
she is crazy hot!!!
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disgusting, isnt it?

back where im from, there are maybe 2 women that hot, both of whom are imports who leave after a couple of months, or strippers, who also leave in a couple of months

fast forward to my apartment 20 minutes ago, and you see me in bed with this weird as hell look on my face thinking "im so not worthy of this girl, but...bank error in your favour, mofo hahahahahhahahaa" *bangbangbangbang*
 
string_bean00 said:
I saw a porn site like that.
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This limo driver & his bro told me that they had a bachette party once, limo full of chics and eventally the girls talkedt he bro into getting in back with them..

Next thing you know they are taking turns sucking his cawk...

who knows if it's true, but they were telling me this like a month before my own bach party... I almost physically got sick and made sure that Kim wasn't getting a limo for her party...
 
jh1 said:
This limo driver & his bro told me that they had a bachette party once, limo full of chics and eventally the girls talkedt he bro into getting in back with them..

Next thing you know they are taking turns sucking his cawk...

who knows if it's true, but they were telling me this like a month before my own bach party... I almost physically got sick and made sure that Kim wasn't getting a limo for her party...
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I'm never getting married. :worried:
 
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male strippers also quite often fuck the hen at hensnights (bachelorettes parties for you guys?)

also i have a few buddies who are male strippers and they dont fuck fat chicks. that might be the way of it in the states, but not only have i met the cascades of girls that go through their hands (we often share girls) but ive seen the videos. plus they shag a lot of other strippers.

the quality of girl that goes through one guy in particulars hands, probably bcause he also reads up on seduction stuff like i do, is closer to penthouse/playboy than anything.

its ridiculous. i used to feel anxiety about getting naked with a girl who was a 7 or so, and walked on eggshells around anything near an 8. now theres a selection of 7s 8s and you end up apologizing to the 7 saying you cant fuck them cos the 8.5 is coming over and i have to save myself for her, and the 7 says "thats ok. another time maybe"

stringy, i would also go to a show or 2 with a male stripper so you get comfy, cos when i stripped as a favour to a bunch of screaming 17-18yo girls, you feel like a tool bigime lol
 
If you can dance, or at least learn, I could set you up with some Palm Beach socialites here. You have to be free to travel because they love taking month long vacations during the year. Most are widowed/divorced and the ones that are still married have an added bonus as you can also sometimes nail the husband's 22 year old mistress behind his back.

No joke. Bitches pay for you to go to dinner, the opera or shopping with them. Half the time their husband is gone (divorced or dead) their children never visit, and their friends don't want to be bothered that much with their talkative asses. But hey, $400-$600 per evening, I'd let her talk both my ears off. I wouldn't even interupt.

I know several gay men that are currently pulling full gigs like this with several different women.
 
AAP

when i learn to dance (im being taught LOL fuckin hilarious LOLOLOL...all these stunners trying to teach me to dance then we all get horny and it goes to hell lol) ...im fucking IN
 
AAP said:
If you can dance, or at least learn, I could set you up with some Palm Beach socialites here. You have to be free to travel because they love taking month long vacations during the year. Most are widowed/divorced and the ones that are still married have an added bonus as you can also sometimes nail the husband's 22 year old mistress behind his back.

No joke. Bitches pay for you to go to dinner, the opera or shopping with them. Half the time their husband is gone (divorced or dead) their children never visit, and their friends don't want to be bothered that much with their talkative asses. But hey, $400-$600 per evening, I'd let her talk both my ears off. I wouldn't even interupt.

I know several gay men that are currently pulling full gigs like this with several different women.
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Where do i sign up?
 
The way these guys got into it was going to these Fred Astire ballroom dance classes that are being held. Sometimes you see them advertising free dance lessons in exchange for just showing up so there is a decent male to female ratio. The females normally pay for the classes and the studios try anything to get male partners in to dance with them.

Then the studios often will introduce you to women looking for male escorts to fundraisers, events, etc..

I can email a friend and see what he says. He travels all over the world with various women.
 
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