Deadliest Martial Art - Juko Kai!!!!

[SofaGeorge]

Can anybody send me a copy of that tape? It sounds too funny to miss.

 

[sigweed]

look at this picture and see if you can resist laughing



http://www.jukokai.com/images/photos/ripleys_sherry_kick.jpg

this really doesn't do much for anything's credibility.

 

[Immortal Juicer]

I love it!! I fucking love it!!!


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[thefantom1]

I prefer F G T F O .......................



Fantom Gets The Fuck Out !!!!!

 

[BackDoc]

....if you fuck up and dont get hit, its OK, just regroup and expose your groin for the next shot." "After many years of training and meditation, a Juko Kai will be able to take an ass beating by as many as three attackers simultaneously!"

"ok, hold on, I'll let you get focused so you can take my fist to your adams apple?"

My question to him after seeing all that would be: "but what if you get hit hard?"

The redneck taking punches was just dumb. Maybe they draw strength from the power of the mullet.

everybody knows breakdance fighting is the best.

This dumbass ex-cop looking douchebag brings the traditional forms of asian art a bad name.

Thank you Elite for one of the funniest threads I've ever read. This is classic!

 

[3Vandoo]

They ranked Krav Maga, I am a praticioner and it is not a martial art.

 

[Lord_Suston]

I can't believe I read this guys, this fuck has football players hit him..lol Have a boxer start wailing on this guy, shit I would love to hit him just once to show him a true reverse hand.

Ahhh there is no end to ignorance......

 

[frorider6]

They ranked Krav Maga, I am a praticioner and it is not a martial art.

Educate us about this "style". It's one of the few that interests me. How long have you practiced? Ever had to "use it"? What are the main tenants? Joint Manipulation? Grappling? Submission Holds? Weapons Defense? The only thing they showed on the documentary was them practicing against an oppenent with a gun in close quarters.

 

[nevertoobig]

I saw a documentary on Shaolin Monks yesterday. It showed how they trained to become experts in Shaolin kung-fu. It was pretty amazing how hard they trained.

The narrator was saying stuff like:

'In order to harden the skull, each monk bashes his head against a wall for two hours daily'.

'To strengthen the fists, each monk will punch a wall for two hours every day'

'After a year of practicing to strengthen the neck, a monk will be able to hang by the neck from a noose for minutes without any discomfort.'

Then there was the balancing on spears and one finger hand stands....pretty amazing.

 

[NY Muscle]

Krav Maga hands down.

My old boss teaches this and ive seen some classes..all i have to say is DAMN, its like wathcing a training scene in a movie in thailand..i sat there and watch as all the students kneeled down with a wooden block in front of them and proceeded to bang their foreheads against the block until blood was pouring out of their heads...i guess it was to build up tolerance/stength so that you can break somones nose if they get you in a close body grip..

i also went to Gracie Jiu-Jitsu school here in NY with my Krav Maga boys...after the Gracie crew saw them practice they would not allow them to fight or even come close to anyone..they said "that shit is NOT allowed here, please NEVER come back"

there is no "tournament" in Krav Maga, the winner is the one who is still alive.

I could sit here and tell you stories of some of the things ive seen my buddys do...its beyond comprehendable.