Deadliest Martial Art - Juko Kai!!!!

[Immortal Juicer]

Did anyone see the Top 10 marital arts on TLC? They had some good ones like brazilian JJ and Thai boxing, then they had some dumbass redneck who taught "Juko Kai."

They trained to be able to take hits. Hits to the "throat" (sternum), side, and groin. It was fucking hilarious!!

To demonstrate what a badass he was, the founder lifts his arms and has his student kick him in each side of his ribs. He took it and his students started clapping. Like this guys "combat chi" made his bones stronger than a normal persons. The kick was totally pulled and couldnt hurt a fly.

Then to simulate "multiple attackers" this black guy takes a hit to the throat, punch in the chest and a kick in the groin!! What good is that going to do you? You are still getting your ass beat.

I cant believe anyone actually believes that guy's bullshit or pays to learn it for that matter.

They practiced being choked by strangling each other with a giant rubber band. I'd rather learn a counter. Like that shit is going to do you any good if Rickson Gracie has a choke on you!

I taped it and have watched it a million times laughing my ass off. Its sad what people will believe.

I've learned that any martial art where they tell you how to attack someone in order for them to do a move is bullshit.

I dont know how that dude sells his style to people: "when he throws a right, I take it in the face.....when he throws a kick, I take it in the body....if you fuck up and dont get hit, its OK, just regroup and expose your groin for the next shot." "After many years of training and meditation, a Juko Kai will be able to take an ass beating by as many as three attackers simultaneously!"

Yeah, sign me up.

Its like when Homer Simpson got shot and said "its ok, I think the bone stopped the bullet."

 

[HighIntensity]

mace the ultimate defense.

 

[BaBa-BooeY]

Yea i caught the special on tlc, pretty cool shiznits

 

[havoc]

Its all about being a ninja or a shaolin kung fu master, thats what life is about. I knew shaolin was going to be #1.
The Juko Kai stuff was crazy, I was like "no way can this mothertrucker take one of my punches" or anyone for that matter, I'd break his frigging bone structure. Also, like Immortal Juicer said "whats the point of it", seemed like they had to be in a trance or state of meditation if you will, to execute or take those blows, so if I want to fight one of the Juko guys I have to say "ok, hold on, I'll let you get focused so you can take my fist to your adams apple?" Kind of crazy/ridiculous. peace

 

[Immortal Juicer]

Holy Shit...

here is a link to pictures!! Check it out!!

its basically pictures with captions "nick gets kicked in the balls."

http://www.jukokai.com/gallery/photogallery.html

 

[BaBa-BooeY]

The shoalin master guy was cool, but the juko guy is one fake mofo

 

[Immortal Juicer]

My question to him after seeing all that would be: "but what if you get hit hard?"

 

[Peyote Killa]

Yeah, I watched and taped that show too.
In all it was really cool, I enjoyed the ninjas, I always have liked that style. It's really spriritual, which makes it more interesting.
I wasn't impresses with the Juko Kai guys either, but to each his own.

 

[p0ink]

i cant believe brazilian jiu jitsu placed #10 even though grapplers continue to dominate every fucking NHB fight. go figure
but yeah, that juko kai stuff is bullshit. who wants to literally have shots taken at them and see if they can take it or what not. fuck that. if that guy were to get punched in his nose, the motherfucker would bleed alot if not break. those kicks to the ribs were to high. if they kicked the lowest rib like that, it would have broken for sure. the part where they are pulling people by their necks is bullshit as well. the corotid arteries are not being cut off fully, just a little bit, therefore they are not passing out. get someone in a rear naked choke, and they will be out like a light regardless of how much ki they have or whatever. what a fucking stupid martial art. get one of those motherfuckers in a pride fight, and watch his ass be out in a matter of seconds.

the kung fu guys were pretty fucking bad ass though.

 

[frorider6]

I was very impressed with the Krav Magsomething style developed by the Israeli's. The whole system revolved around no rules all situation street fighting and protecting yourself while inflicting as much damage as possible. It's a style I'd like to learn.

The Aikedo guy was cool too, as is the style. Another I'd like to study.

The redneck taking punches was just dumb. Maybe they draw strength from the power of the mullet.