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hey guys whats up.....i was just wanting some help

im about to start a low dose of oral dbol........

is this alone enough for any gaines or enough for any side effects?
 
well i have reasearched it alot the past few days and get mixed reviews.........im gonna be taking a low dose orally for 2 weeks im not trying to gain huge amounts im jsut trying to bulk up bc i will be playing football on teh college level next year.....im also using about 6 grams of creatine and in addition to my food about 80 grams of whey protein and about 20 grams of soy protien.....i just wanna throw the dbol in there as a little extra boost.....i just need some help bc im not sure if small doses will help me or if they will have alot of side effects or if this is enough to need estrogin blockers or anything like that......i dont know if age and size has anything to do with it but im 18 about 5"10 160 pounds
 
Please tell me this thread is a joke. All I want is one week without any blatantly assinine posts like this. Is it too much to ask to go one week without posts like "Is this an abcess?" or "I'm running dbol only" or "I don't wanna get too big too quick"

Junior, you need to forget about AS at age 18. Taking dbol only sucks and you will likely end up weaker than when you started after coming off. If you'd have been studying, you'd know this already. I suggest you go play x box or pick on some emo kids instead.
 
well i do pick on emo kids enough as it is and i didnt ask u to be a goddamn smartass i looked through everything on the internet and i couldnt find any aswers so i asked a simple question u dont have to be a fucking smartass. if u think its a stupid post then jsut keep your damn mouth shut

and for the guy actually helping

i have a pretty long workout routine ill give u a breif description

my workout is monday
4x4 bench
4x4 decline bench
4x4 incline bench
4x4 alternating dumbell press
atleast 1 hour of cardio running,basketball,football,biking

tuesday
3x7 curl
3x7 hammer curl
3x7 concentration curl
3x7 kickbacks
3x7 skull crushers
3x7 on the cables
1hour of cardio

wednesday
different back and shoulder workouts
1hour cardio

thursday
4x4 bench
4x4 decline bench
4x4 incline bench
4x4 alternating dumbell press
atleast 1 hour of cardio running,basketball,football,biking

friday
3x7 curl
3x7 hammer curl
3x7 concentration curl
3x7 kickbacks
3x7 skull crushers
3x7 on the cables
1hour of cardio

saturday
legs and abs

sunday
all cardio
 
gettnlarge01 said:
10mg in the mornings for the 2wks.At your size you should be able to gain natural. Whats your diet and traing consist of?
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Training consists of 4 hrs of x box live every night and an occasional walk to the fridge for more Yoo Hoo and Hot Pockets as cardio. Masturbate 3x a week (alternating hands)to Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the great homecoming fuck fantasy.

Diet consists of Yoo Hoo, Hot Pockets, and BBQ Ruffles with an occasional #1 at McDonalds with a diet coke. I also have them remove the pickles, lettuce, and onions off of the burger cuz vegetables are grody. I also eat 1-2 lbs of Jolly Ranchers for added calories and to faccilitate maximum insulin uptake.

Sometimes pre workout I like to cut myself so I can push past the pain zone during training. Will taking dbol only affect my Adderall usage? Where should I hide my dbol from my parents?


Thank God I don't have a kid.
 
You are doing way too much cardio to be bulking.Drop the cardio down to 20-30min every other day. You will need to change your workout routine to a 5X5 help put on weight and gain some strength.Go to the training forum and check out the 5X5 training. Post up your diet with what you eat on a daily basis.
 
yea im a middle aged loser who has accomplished nothing in my life and i think im funny when i make smartass remarks to 18 year old kids my sex life consits of constant masturbation to internet porn and an ocasional bag of lotion between the mattress just to keep things fresh......i dont have kids bc i cant get pussy so i just waste my time talking shit to them instead.......its a pretty great life i have here in my mobile home with no family. i guess i should tell u that my daddy touched me when i was younger so it really fucked me up in the head and u should ignore everything i say i mean hell i am just a big cracker.....i jsut ahd my mid life crisis its great i started shopping at abercrombie and i have a tuned up honda civic it really looks good parked infront of my mobile home damn life is good
 
i try to eat atleast 5 meals a day......... this is what i ate yesterday

meal 1
bacon egg cheese biscut OJ hashbrowns eggs

meal 2
turkey and chesse sandwich chips cookies 2 sodas

meal 3
2 bacon cheese burgers baked potato 5 chiken nuggets

meal4
roastbeef and cheese chips chiken noodle soup soda

meal 5
5 tacos and soda


i had about 8 glasses of water and i had a protein shake right after my workout and right before bed
 
football_hoops said:
yea im a middle aged loser who has accomplished nothing in my life and i think im funny when i make smartass remarks to 18 year old kids my sex life consits of constant masturbation to internet porn and an ocasional bag of lotion between the mattress just to keep things fresh......i dont have kids bc i cant get pussy so i just waste my time talking shit to them instead.......its a pretty great life i have here in my mobile home with no family. i guess i should tell u that my daddy touched me when i was younger so it really fucked me up in the head and u should ignore everything i say i mean hell i am just a big cracker.....i jsut ahd my mid life crisis its great i started shopping at abercrombie and i have a tuned up honda civic it really looks good parked infront of my mobile home damn life is good
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Great English, grear grammar, and you are a complete moron-another product of the USA's sub par public education system. Read the "stickies" you little puddwhacker-you aren't even supposed to post stupid questions like this and besides that you are too young for roids. And if you think I don't have any cred, wanna see a contest photo? I've got another one of me at 300 lbs too.

And btw when you are my age we'll see if you can still bang 18 yr old chicks like I can. It may not seem like a big deal now, but just wait until you're a 35 yr old fat bald guy in a vette and all the girls your age look like they just had a litter of pups. If you look like me, you won't ever be considered an old fart by chicks that are 18.

I'm tellin you right now, you had better slow your roll on this board newbie. Just wait until a few more of the regs/vets see your post-you think I'm flaming you now? Just wait iuntil you become a mockery for 50% of the board. I give it about 8 hrs before this post either gets closed or deleted because this retarded topic has been covered 3-4 x already in the past week. Good job son. I think Laguna Beach is on and you're missing it.
 
Eat like this for a month and the weight will come. 6am-protein shake,7am-12eggs 1/2lb bacon,9am-2 turkey burgers 1 cup of rice with milk,11am-2chicken breast 2cups rice with tea,1pm-medium pizza with tea,3pm-2 turkey burgers 1cup of rice with milk,5pm-16oz steak and potatoes with tea,7pm-chicken salad with fat free mayo,9pm-yogurt,11pm- protein shake.
 
your diet does need to be a bit better than that,if your bulking you need plenty of red meat,full fat milk (added kcals) maybe a weight gainer powder ,pasta, rice, baked potatoes,eggs, tuna.
 
BigCracker said:
Great English, grear grammar, and you are a complete moron-another product of the USA's sub par public education system. Read the "stickies" you little puddwhacker-you aren't even supposed to post stupid questions like this and besides that you are too young for roids. And if you think I don't have any cred, wanna see a contest photo? I've got another one of me at 300 lbs too.

And btw when you are my age we'll see if you can still bang 18 yr old chicks like I can. It may not seem like a big deal now, but just wait until you're a 35 yr old fat bald guy in a vette and all the girls your age look like they just had a litter of pups. If you look like me, you won't ever be considered an old fart by chicks that are 18.

I'm tellin you right now, you had better slow your roll on this board newbie. Just wait until a few more of the regs/vets see your post-you think I'm flaming you now? Just wait iuntil you become a mockery for 50% of the board. I give it about 8 hrs before this post either gets closed or deleted because this retarded topic has been covered 3-4 x already in the past week. Good job son. I think Laguna Beach is on and you're missing it.
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this is fucknig great! i love clicking on threads like this when i know bigcracker has responded. You pretty much say everything im thinking bro, just word it better than i could.

and for you football_hoops_and_hopes, good luck with your 2 week low dosage dball cycle, im sure with all that roast beef and tacos oh and those FIVE chicken nuggets, lets dont forget those......along with 2 dball tabs per day you'll be starting for division 1 right quick!!!
 
BigCracker said:
Lovin that bomb hoop boy? It wasn't even from me-2 more and you're blocked out. Keep talkin shit.
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its FOOTBALL and hoops to you BC, don't be dissing him because you are jealous
 
drrman said:
and for you football_hoops_and_hopes, good luck with your 2 week low dosage dball cycle, im sure with all that roast beef and tacos oh and those FIVE chicken nuggets, lets dont forget those......along with 2 dball tabs per day you'll be starting for division 1 right quick!!!
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Dennis Miller would be proud of that one.
 
drrman said:
its FOOTBALL and hoops to you BC, don't be dissing him because you are jealous
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Actually me insulting him is part of the "grooming" process. I need to break him down emotionally first so someday I can further mentor him by tapping his butt cherry. When I'm done, he'll have silent farts for the rest of his life. No lube either-I hit that shitter dry!!!!
 
BigCracker said:
Actually me insulting him is part of the "grooming" process. I need to break him down emotionally first so someday I can further mentor him by tapping his butt cherry. When I'm done, he'll have silent farts for the rest of his life. No lube either-I hit that shitter dry!!!!
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LMFAO..............these early morning posts are great
 
BigCracker said:
Great English, grear grammar, and you are a complete moron-another product of the USA's sub par public education system. Read the "stickies" you little puddwhacker-you aren't even supposed to post stupid questions like this and besides that you are too young for roids. And if you think I don't have any cred, wanna see a contest photo? I've got another one of me at 300 lbs too.

And btw when you are my age we'll see if you can still bang 18 yr old chicks like I can. It may not seem like a big deal now, but just wait until you're a 35 yr old fat bald guy in a vette and all the girls your age look like they just had a litter of pups. If you look like me, you won't ever be considered an old fart by chicks that are 18.

I'm tellin you right now, you had better slow your roll on this board newbie. Just wait until a few more of the regs/vets see your post-you think I'm flaming you now? Just wait iuntil you become a mockery for 50% of the board. I give it about 8 hrs before this post either gets closed or deleted because this retarded topic has been covered 3-4 x already in the past week. Good job son. I think Laguna Beach is on and you're missing it.
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I'd like to see the contest photo and the one when you are 300 lbs. Always good to put a face with a poster. I'd post mine, but I've never been in a contest and only weigh 200 lbs. Pretty sad.
 
wow big cracker your gonna rape me? that will be the first time u got laid since highschool hu? or did u jsut start working out bc u were a pimply virgin and got tierd of being stuffed in lockers and didnt even get laid in highschool. i bet u still have the same job u did in highschool too hu? and if your 40 years old and still bang little girls and have no plan for ur life then u should evaluate your situation and go jump off a cliff
and i really dont give a rats ass if u are 300 pounds or 500 pounds for that matter u still suck at life and ur 40 and try to act like a teenager. its ok somepeople never grow up. your a good role model tho....atleast now i know what i dont wanna be like when im an old fart
 
football_hoops said:
hey guys whats up.....i was just wanting some help

im about to start a low dose of oral dbol........

is this alone enough for any gaines or enough for any side effects?
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At minimum i would use some testosterone enanthate with your DBOL, I would not use the DBOL alone.
 
i know this has been said already but i took oral only cycle 3 years ago. dbol was a part of it. i got swollen and large and gained weight from it and strength was off the charts. however, it is true that the dbol will be temporary for the most part. most of the weight it gained from it was retention of water and for some reason you grow quickly and lose it quickly when off-

my 2 cents-

Cal
 
Way to go retard. You might have set a board record aquiring 3 bombs in a couple hours with only 6 posts. Keep up the good work you little roid puppy wannabe. Oh yeah-X-mas is coming-Hooked On Phonics should be #1 on your list. And who are you to assume I'm some loser? At least I can spell and form sentences properly. You are way too young and immature for anabolics-and the only guys telling you to go for it are probably just as uneducated as you are. C'mon, who encourages an 18 yr old on the taco diet to use roids?
 
football_hoops said:
wow big cracker your gonna rape me? that will be the first time u got laid since highschool hu? or did u jsut start working out bc u were a pimply virgin and got tierd of being stuffed in lockers and didnt even get laid in highschool. i bet u still have the same job u did in highschool too hu? and if your 40 years old and still bang little girls and have no plan for ur life then u should evaluate your situation and go jump off a cliff
and i really dont give a rats ass if u are 300 pounds or 500 pounds for that matter u still suck at life and ur 40 and try to act like a teenager. its ok somepeople never grow up. your a good role model tho....atleast now i know what i dont wanna be like when im an old fart
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will you direct some of your cool HS comments towards me also? I mean i think you are just as big a fucknut as bigcracker? Come on bro? you can tell us, you've already ate a dball tab and you got some roid rage don't you? Bring it man bring it!

I want some of this childish hate too!!! Dont be giving bigcracker all the love!!
 
I think he's on heavy doses of estrogen and MTV True Life-I'm On Steroids.

My fave part in that show was the model guy eating a chicken breast and talking about the importance of diet when trying to get ripped-as he washes it down with an industrial sugar strength Pepsi.
 
drrman said:
will you direct some of your cool HS comments towards me also? I mean i think you are just as big a fucknut as bigcracker? Come on bro? you can tell us, you've already ate a dball tab and you got some roid rage don't you? Bring it man bring it!

I want some of this childish hate too!!! Dont be giving bigcracker all the love!!
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Dude-smoke a bowl. Next thing ya know you're gonna be yelling at me for being a dick again like you were about 6 months ago. lol
 
WOW ...it's like where to start with you foosball

"well i have reasearched it alot the past few days and get mixed reviews.........im gonna be taking a low dose orally for 2 weeks"

diperman, there is not way you could have done any proper research ...sorry
...reading the caption below the picture of DBOL in not research BTW

DBOL for 2 weeks? oh you mean just long enough bloat, give you more zits, and to shut you down huh?

that's not how this stuff works

"is this alone enough for any gaines or enough for any side effects?"

yeah ...sure ...it's enough to bloat you, give you more acne, shut you down, and throw your endocrine system a wicked curveball, from which it may never recover at your age ...and if you're lucky you may even get yourself some titties to match your attitude.

a 4x4 chest routine twice a week huh? ... :rolleyes: oh no

...how about a simple 5x5 of squats, bench and deadlifts once a week each ...maybe even throw some cleans in there, later on when you've developed some strength to be able to support proper form

...and i'm just going to refrain from commenting on that burger king diet you proudly posted.

IMO at 18 nobody should be encouraging you ...you're not completely stupid just very misinformed, young, and excited ...try to look beyond the sarcasm, and see that these guys are actually trying to save you from yourself ...PS the guys you're fighting in this thread are the ones that could help you the most

some recent threads have brought out the worst in me lately ...so i' thought i'd be nice
 
BigCracker said:
Dude-smoke a bowl. Next thing ya know you're gonna be yelling at me for being a dick again like you were about 6 months ago. lol
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LMAO, i was trying some of that clomid garbage when i thought i was going to actually come off and do a PCT, then i rememered how much better i felt on tren
 
drrman said:
LMAO, i was trying some of that clomid garbage when i thought i was going to actually come off and do a PCT, then i rememered how much better i felt on tren
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Yeah dude, I thought you were gonna start lactating any minute.
 
BigCracker said:
Yeah dude, I thought you were gonna start lactating any minute.
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yeh yeh...haha

you were mean to that one kid though, i guess i had a moment of weakness and felt sorry for him....sorry
 
THE GOOD SUN said:
WOW ...it's like where to start with you foosball

"well i have reasearched it alot the past few days and get mixed reviews.........im gonna be taking a low dose orally for 2 weeks"

diperman, there is not way you could have done any proper research ...sorry
...reading the caption below the picture of DBOL in not research BTW
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I'm sure the only research he did was typing "how i get big?" in google.
 
Someone that thinks 2 weeks of any steroid will provide any results at all is grossly uneducated in a bad way. That diet looks like a parodized diet I wrote up to make fun of newbs. All he needs to do is add a dozen beers and a dozen bananas to his daily calories and he's set.
 
nisser512 said:
I'm sure the only research he did was typing "how i get big?" in google.
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LOL right ...i'm sure he can tell us that it causes "increased nitrogen retention"

wonderful! ...thanks! ...the diploma's in the mail! :rolleyes:
 
I think someone scared the skidmark away. You guys can be so rude sometimes. You must be tortured souls to find so much gratification in pointing out the shortcomings of others.
 
Wow. This kid is retarded and a liar. Obvious he didn't research and there's no way he's playing college football at 160. This is the best thread I've ever read. Cracker, you're fuckin hilarious.
 
Cracker is Crackin' me up! Man, you really are a mentor to these guys. I hope he learned something from that exchange. I like the part when you said that it's a "grooming phase" so that you can get him ready for an ass fuck. Or something like that. Anyways, nice banter but you shouldn't really waste too much time going back and forth with someone who really has no clue. Later bro.
 
Please tell me this thread is a joke. All I want is one week without any blatantly assinine posts like this.
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They are 18 now, soon it will drop to 12


The next generation will be 5’4” 225# waiting for a liver and on dialysis.
 
gettnlarge01 said:
Maybe we should ban all 1st cycle threads by people who have not been a member for a least a year.
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I think anyone who posts up about a dbol only first cycle should get some sort of icon under their username like "Dbol Only Dumbass" so from then on everyone knows not to listen to anything they suggest.
 
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