HANSEL
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Ive been seeing this dude, bout the same time everyday...hes kinda old looking, long reddish hair...and he has the hottest wife/gf Ive seen! He looked oddly familiar but I could never place a finger on it.
SO I was always wondering what his deal was, figured he was some homo that hung out with the ladies or whatever... I thought I saw him eyeballing me once and I was about to tell him to stop mad dogging me and fuck off but I didnt, I just continued to stare at his wifes big fake tits instead(I think she likes me haha).
Today im talking to this kid whos on work release from jail, he just comes in and works out all day then goes back, lol. Anyways he says "hey did you see whos doing cardio over there? Thats Dave Mustane!" then it all fell into place and I realized it WAS him and everything then made sense.
So anyways, thats my story...Im sure not many people at this scottsdale gym even know who megadeath is so thats why he goes.
Should I bother him and kiss his ass? Should I kick his ass for the hell of it? Should I bring my camera in tomorrow and bug the shit out of him hoping he puches me?
Ill probably just leave him alone, its too bad Im not in a band or Id slip him my demo tape.
SO I was always wondering what his deal was, figured he was some homo that hung out with the ladies or whatever... I thought I saw him eyeballing me once and I was about to tell him to stop mad dogging me and fuck off but I didnt, I just continued to stare at his wifes big fake tits instead(I think she likes me haha).
Today im talking to this kid whos on work release from jail, he just comes in and works out all day then goes back, lol. Anyways he says "hey did you see whos doing cardio over there? Thats Dave Mustane!" then it all fell into place and I realized it WAS him and everything then made sense.
So anyways, thats my story...Im sure not many people at this scottsdale gym even know who megadeath is so thats why he goes.
Should I bother him and kiss his ass? Should I kick his ass for the hell of it? Should I bring my camera in tomorrow and bug the shit out of him hoping he puches me?
Ill probably just leave him alone, its too bad Im not in a band or Id slip him my demo tape.