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Dating Strippers part 2

BigAndy69

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Okay some may remember my thread about dating strippers...well it's been 2 months or so and the relationship is over

Here's the original thread and many people asked me to keep them updated:

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=200083&perpage=20&pagenumber=1


Here's what happened:

1- I'm now into Coke. I snorted my first line with that bitch
2- I'm out a 700 dollar diamond and emerald bracelet (my fault)
3- All of a sudden another women who I was into started flirting with me and doing everything she can to break us up. Even whispering:"I wanna suck your cock"in my ear. Her name is Melissa.
4- Laura the original girlfriend, gets extremely jealous of Melissa and she ditched a party I was having and then lied about it.
5- Laura took off to England and I'm now sort of dating Melissa although it's very weird...I feel like I'm in HS again with this one. So akward...

Laura turned out to be a fairly stable women. She sees her mom every Sunday...etc, she was also fairly generous, paying for dinner..etc...I'm going to get my bracelet back. I bought it to impress the other ladies around here. All in all I just wasn't interested in her. Good head though.


Melissa is the hotest piece of ass I've ever seen but she has a very hard time opening up, We all went to afterhours this weekend and even on E she didn't open up.

She could be trouble...she NEVER pays for ANYTHING..and has had a rough childhood. She was raised by her Grandmother and both her parents commited sucide...not good, I really feel for her.

Sometimes I think she is more interested in the coke than me.
 
Dude...your better off with out strippper because they always have Luggage that always haunts them and then they hook you on something... i hope it was a leason learned... i know a few strippers there family was abusive and they are always going to school to better them selves and i have to say 95% or even higher they dig woman more then men...

Oh hell these are just random thoughts and its getting late her and im fried from the day did the stripper have real or fake breast... and did she treat you good.

Her treating you good is all that matters
 
i once unknowingly dated an escort. baggage just as melissa. nothing more than todays events was ever talked about. really liked women. all i can say is the shit piled up so high so quick i blocked her fucking number lmao.
 
Well, the first one had real breast(laura) and she was okay except she had a habbit of taking off when she got pissed, and then feeling bad and lying about it.

The second one has huge fake breast (Melissa) She is extremely beautiful...brunette with blue eyes. Softess skin... I spend too much money on her and I've treated her a little too good, so I will tone it down a little and be a little more of a jerk...I think she has a drug problem.

Also, I've made friends with a very nice and loving dancer, she's great and very caring, I get along with her BF. She has a drug problem as well...but she is such a good person...
 
I cunningly noticed that you used strippers plural, is this Melissa demoiselle also a stripper? I have nothing really valuable to add though, seeing as I have yet to stick my purple peter pangus into the tail feathers of a said stripper. But in any regard, I think its time for the Andymeister to take the cucumber to the rose bud and drive it downtown, if you catch my innuendo.
 
Sinistar said:
i once unknowingly dated an escort. baggage just as melissa. nothing more than todays events was ever talked about. really liked women. all i can say is the shit piled up so high so quick i blocked her fucking number lmao.
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Oh, I think, she really doesn't like women (Melissa)...Laura did but not Melissa...in her own words: I like it stiff and hard.

"nothing more than todays events was ever talked about"

Exactly what I'm going through...at first I thought she was dumb, but she really isn't...
 
KnoXville said:
I cunningly noticed that you used strippers plural, is this Melissa demoiselle also a stripper? I have nothing really valuable to add though, seeing as I have yet to stick my purple peter pangus into the tail feathers of a said stripper. But in any regard, I think its time for the Andymeister to take the cucumber to the rose bud and drive it downtown, if you catch my innuendo.
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No, Melissa is a shooter girl...they constantly try to convince her to dance...I have pics of her, I may post them tomorrow.
 
Melissa is prettier than Laura, but Laura seemed more "there" to me, if you follow. Just be cautious and you'll be fine. So long as you don't invest too much emotionally or spend too much money on her then what's the problem?
Just remember:

Don't do school.
Stay in milk.
And drink drugs.

That's a Mr. T classic all switched around for ya.
 
I forgot to add that I'm a tard, and that no one should ever take my advice on relationships or pretty much anything serious for that matter. Right then.
 
didnt open up on E? thats quite a bit of self control there. you may be stepping into shit just above your nose, if you feel me.

what about the blow? all i know about that is like %20 ever stay clean after they go down that road.
 
ah cocaine. I sort of miss it, but I can't fuck with that shit anymore. it's not for me. of course of someone put it in front of my face I'd probaby do it.
 
The Nature Boy said:
ah cocaine. I sort of miss it, but I can't fuck with that shit anymore. it's not for me. of course of someone put it in front of my face I'd probaby do it.
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If I put a dogs anus in front of your face, you would probably do it too.;)
 
The Nature Boy said:
ah cocaine. I sort of miss it, but I can't fuck with that shit anymore. it's not for me. of course of someone put it in front of my face I'd probaby do it.
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You said that same thing almost verbatim like yesterday. You really are a loser.
 
Sinistar said:
didnt open up on E? thats quite a bit of self control there. you may be stepping into shit just above your nose, if you feel me.
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I know that's really weird and it means something, but can you elaborate on what it could mean? Her life is so bad she keeps everything to herself?!? :confused:
 
BigAndy69 said:
Okay some may remember my thread about dating strippers...well it's been 2 months or so and the relationship is over

Here's the original thread and many people asked me to keep them updated:

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=200083&perpage=20&pagenumber=1


Here's what happened:

1- I'm now into Coke. I snorted my first line with that bitch
2- I'm out a 700 dollar diamond and emerald bracelet (my fault)
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As MassiveGunz would say..

WHAT THE
 
andy bro, time to cut bait. find someone worht your attention and worry. im sure this girl is great, but theres a backlog of bad shit in her id say.
 
chat with her, bang her, but most importantly...keep her at arms length. Dont get attached or even involved with this chick. I would garauntee with 99% certainty that she is really fucked up. Like i said, bang her, stick it in her pooper, do freaky shit with her, but dont date her.

Johny has spoken.
 
Please learn to date respectable and decent women, its for your own sanity.
 
get off the coke asap, it aint worth it, and definately follow johnnyjuices advice on melissa

and do u have a fowarding number for this laura :p
 
I'm not into coke, I've used it a hand full of times, same with E...

I like percs :p

Anyway, I'm affraid I'm already attached to melissa (FUCK!!!), this never happens, ask Nathan, I'm the coldest person he knows...

I just got to see it through, I know it will be bad and ugly but I just can't let go...
 
superdave said:
Please learn to date respectable and decent women, its for your own sanity.
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I always try to follow this advice. It is harder than it seems. These hoes are in disguise sometimes.
 
Like jwill3 said, most of the strippers that I knew had some type of abusive childhood, whether or not they wanted to admit it. I dated a stripper once, on a couple year downward spiral I was having during my late teens. They're really generous because the good ones make bank, and have no concept of "real" money. I know I'm stereoptyping and making alot of generalizations, but this is merely what I've experienced and seen.

I will never date another stripper again. In addition, she completely ruined my sex life. I haven't found a single girl that can even come close to the way she worked it, and it kind of bums me out to think that the best sex I will ever have is when I was 19.
 
shoichi said:
Like jwill3 said, most of the strippers that I knew had some type of abusive childhood, whether or not they wanted to admit it. I dated a stripper once, on a couple year downward spiral I was having during my late teens. They're really generous because the good ones make bank, and have no concept of "real" money. I know I'm stereoptyping and making alot of generalizations, but this is merely what I've experienced and seen.

I will never date another stripper again. In addition, she completely ruined my sex life. I haven't found a single girl that can even come close to the way she worked it, and it kind of bums me out to think that the best sex I will ever have is when I was 19.
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LOL. I have had some wild fucks when i was younger, and i think i am ruined as well. One of my ex's had a snatch that was the size of a dime, if that. Tightest little thing ever, Damn she was fun to hit. I miss that. Lump that in with the fact that she had a bangin bubble ass, tits that people always thought were fake but werent (they were like anti- gravity hooters. She would take the bra off and those babies would move) ,and the fact that she was beautiful didnt help. Too bad she is mental.
 
The Nature Boy said:
ah cocaine. I sort of miss it, but I can't fuck with that shit anymore. it's not for me. of course of someone put it in front of my face I'd probaby do it.
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do a knee wobbler and jaw dropper. one of those big fat rails that makes your mouth hang open and then about an hour later you realize you have white shit on the sides of your mouth. one of the big rails that makes everybody your friend and you got a story to tell everyone.

sure, coke always starts out getting snorted with good looking girls and at parties, and, then the next thing you know you're getting a teeny bopper or a ball just for yourself, locking the door, and watching porn for 12 hours straight spanking yourself silly while your cock looks like a button on a jacket. Yeah, I miss it too.

your post most my palms sweat ya a-hole.
 
BigAndy69 said:
I'm not into coke, I've used it a hand full of times, same with E...

I like percs :p

Anyway, I'm affraid I'm already attached to melissa (FUCK!!!), this never happens, ask Nathan, I'm the coldest person he knows...

I just got to see it through, I know it will be bad and ugly but I just can't let go...
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You are indeed, my friend. :) I've heard you say some pretty damn sappy crap before though so you aren't that bad. I say fuck it and go for it if you want to just don't put your heart in her hands just yet is all, if you follow me which I'm sure you do.
 
Btw, Nathan didn't want to bring this up in public but everyone who has met you thinks you are shady...lol Stacey thinks you are wearing a wire...anyway try to loosen up....LOL

Btw, pics will be available shortly.
 
BigAndy69 said:
Btw, Nathan didn't want to bring this up in public but everyone who has met you thinks you are shady...lol Stacey thinks you are wearing a wire...anyway try to loosen up....LOL
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i.e. "Nathan you are a loser and this is serving notice that we will no longer be hanging out.
While I'm macking strippers you are sitting in the corner dreaming about sodomizing your roomate.
Please leave me alone."

Your welcome.
 
The Terminator said:
You date the same type of girls I do....(And thus creates plenty of problems for me as well....) Too much drama...
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i also fall in the catagory :rolleyes:


just fuck them and thats that........take them out here and there and only bang these hoes.....
 
Some of these girls are straight up cold blooded. Be careful bro, sure as hell don't put your heart in it.
 
BigAndy69, where are you meeting them? I guess you met one in the club and she introduced you to the rest?

I would say proceed with caution, but still proceed.
 
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