Damnit Momma! Your ass is getting me in trouble!

[Longhorn85]

I like to check in on the chat board every once in a while at work, but everytime I happen to see one of your posts, someone walks into my office and sees your ass.

It's hard to explain away. It is sweet though.

 

[spentagn]

How do you explain the erect penis in hand thing?

 

[Longhorn85]

Ahh, I am able to control myself. At work, that is.

 

[spentagn]

Ahh, I am able to control myself. At work, that is.

Shit, I was hoping for some input. The wifey's pissed. I tell her I'm chatting on the internet, meeting people and learning things. She sees a horn ball licking the screen, riding a beer bottle, and screaming "8 seconds! Just 8 more seconds!"

 

[musclebrains]

God, how she must suffer.

 

[MommaKin]

lmao@spent..

ttlpkg, well, turn your avatars off.....besides the fact, look at your avatar.....

 

[Longhorn85]

I know, I just changed that recently. I'm my own worst enemy. Thanks for the tip about turning off the avatars. (duh!)

 

[spentagn]

God, how she must suffer.

Have you had her cooking? Don't complain then.

 

[Longhorn85]

ttlpkg, well, turn your avatars off [/B]

Ahh, there. Now it looks like I'm just "checking up on the news"

 

[musclebrains]

Have you had her cooking? Don't complain then.

Have you thought about doing your own cooking?

 

[spentagn]

Have you thought about doing your own cooking?

I do do my own cooking.

 

[musclebrains]

I do do my own cooking.

Not many people will eat their own do do.

 

[spentagn]

Not many people will eat their own do do.

I excrete more protein than gay1010 ingests at a circut party (different sources). Some of it has to still be bioavaliable.

 

[musclebrains]

Two misspellings in that last statement.

 

[frorider6]

I do do my own cooking.

I usually don't cook it. I find it's much better uncooked, kinda like broccoli.

 

[spentagn]

Two misspellings in that last statement.

And one big I don't give a fuck. Don't you have some people who pay you to point out there faults?

 

[musclebrains]

And one big I don't give a fuck. Don't you have some people who pay you to point out there faults?

I assume you mean "their."

 

[spentagn]

I assume you mean "their."

Question still stands.

 

[musclebrains]

I've seen three clients today already and I have three more this evening. Plus I have an article due at my paper.

Don't you have a diaper to change or a blow job to give?

 

[spentagn]

I've seen three clients today already and I have three more this evening. Plus I have an article due at my paper.

Don't you have a diaper to change or a blow job to give?

Kid's not here, and I'm not that flexible. I'm going to lunch now. With real people. We're going to have a real conversation. And eat real food. Maybe after that I'll try the bj thing again.

 

[musclebrains]

I'm going to lunch too. You still need to report about that leg workout.