Damn squirrels!!!

[big4life]

This is the third time within a year that my phone service has been interrupted because of these creatures. I need to hire a hit man to solve my problems.






I wonder how much it would cost to fedex squirrels to California?

 

[jerkbox]

i feel your pain....i had some living in the ceiling of my apartment for a while....annoying little tree rats. all because the fuckwad above me was feeding the things.........

 

[alien amp pharm]

Buy you a .22 with a silencer. That would rule.

 

[Rex]

My brother has an old Daisy Black Diamond co2 powered pellet/bb gun. Contingency plan for when they get out of hand.

 

[hardrock]

ever done this-

http://www.eecs.harvard.edu/~yaz/en/squirrel_fishing.html

I have wanted to for years, but never have. The nieghbors would probably think I'm nuts if they see me casting off the deck into the yard.

 

[string_bean00]

Throw water balloons at them. They love it.