Damn it!

[slat1]

Its 5am and there are no hot women on IM on my list!
I am WAY too horny for no dirty talk.
This sucks!

 

[Maverick]

Its 5am and there are no hot women on IM on my list!
I am WAY too horny for no dirty talk.
This sucks!

hey baby, what are you wearing....LMAO

internet sex just does not cut it anymore, just go jerk off

 

[slat1]

hey baby, what are you wearing....LMAO

internet sex just does not cut it anymore, just go jerk off

Its pretty easy to get women to send you some hot pictures. Is that too much to ask?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

dont tell me your problems

its 7pm here, should i have the redskin vodka, or the midori vodka

 

[slat1]

Not sure. I have cut WAY back on drinking. I always did like a good Vodka tonic though. Throw in a lime and I was ready for action.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

youre right. redskin it is

should i do pushups before i go out, too? i have a new muscle shirt

 

[Gymgurl]

ahhhhh Morning wood