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Damn it!

PHATchik

PHATchik

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As if everything else wasn't going wrong already, now I have no car! It's at the dealership because they did some work on it today, and my best friend decided to leave me high and dry. He was supposed to go pick it up, but I just called to find out where he parked it, and he said he didn't have time to get it. He's at our university's basketball game instead. And of course, no one is around to drive me to get it. I have 40 fucking minutes to get there! Now I remember why I hate people. Of course, I would be even pissier if I hadn't just had a kick ass time at the gym. :mad:
 
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Tell them in your best "I need a hug" voice to bring it to you and you will drive them back to the dealership.
 
HumorMe said:
Tell them in your best "I need a hug" voice to bring it to you and you will drive them back to the dealership.
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My sexy Southern accent just doesn't have the same effect on people that are already in the South. lol And I'm not sure I could like I need a hug right now anyway. I'd probably sound like "I'll bitchslap you" instead.
 
crak600 said:
if it's not funny right now, why are you here posting instead of trying to get your car? :D
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Ass. I'm calling people and doing what I can, but no one is available right now.
 
PHATchik said:
My sexy Southern accent just doesn't have the same effect on people that are already in the South. lol And I'm not sure I could like I need a hug right now anyway. I'd probably sound like "I'll bitchslap you" instead.
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lol....I forgot about being in the South. You are right about that.
 
He came over and apologized. I've got another friend of mine that is taking me to get it in the morning. He volunteered to take me actually. So I'll get my car. Not tonight, but I'll get my car.
 
Taps said:
You need to kick your friend in the nuts. Seriously.
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Dude...

You broke the "Never tell a woman to kick another man in the junk since you know what kind of pain it brings" code.
 
TC2 said:
Dude...

You broke the "Never tell a woman to kick another man in the junk since you know what kind of pain it brings" code.
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seriously! you just can't do that. that's wrong.

my comment in no way endorsed such actions either. a kick in the nuts should always be returned with a blow to the head, man or woman. you've got a few seconds to react before the pain sets in, you've got time to take a shot. not only does a kick in the junk hurt like hell, but you could cause some serious damage. anyone that wants to take my favorite source of pleasure away from me deserves what's coming to them.
 
TC2 said:
Dude...

You broke the "Never tell a woman to kick another man in the junk since you know what kind of pain it brings" code.
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Lol. Don't fuss at him. Taps and I understand each other. lol.
 
TC2 said:
Dude...

You broke the "Never tell a woman to kick another man in the junk since you know what kind of pain it brings" code.
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I've hit a guy with a baseball bat there one time..
And yes it really get's their attention.

Phatchik I'm not suggesting you do that! You might loose a friend. ;) :supercool
 
People will let you down honey. Just expect that and be surprised when they don't. Makes life a lot easier.
 
Pamela said:
I've hit a guy with a baseball bat there one time..
And yes it really get's their attention.

Phatchik I'm not suggesting you do that! You might loose a friend. ;) :supercool
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oh my fuck!!!

Why??
:worried:

Did he put his hands on you or something??
 
TC2 said:
oh my fuck!!!

Why??
:worried:

Did he put his hands on you or something??
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I was kinda wondering what could have brought that on too. That's a hell o fa way to get his attention. :evil:
 
Well, I got my car this morning. A friend of mine took me to get it. He actually called and woke me up this morning. lol On my way to my class, my best friend calls me and says that he went to get my car and guess what, they told him I had already picked it up. I guess I should feel a little bit badly that he made the trip, but nope. I did try and call him to tell him I had it. Oh well. At least I have my car back.
 
Man. It seems it is just thread after thread of this chick posting up shit and none of it involves pictures of her breasts.

Sometimes I wonder why we even bother.
 
Pamela said:
I've hit a guy with a baseball bat there one time..
And yes it really get's their attention.

Phatchik I'm not suggesting you do that! You might loose a friend. ;) :supercool
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might? Somebody hits me in the nuts with a baseball bat, losing a friend will be the least of their worries.
 
OMGWTFBBQ said:
Man. It seems it is just thread after thread of this chick posting up shit and none of it involves pictures of her breasts.

Sometimes I wonder why we even bother.
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Will this do in the meantime?

Misspiggy.jpg
 
OMGWTFBBQ said:
Man. It seems it is just thread after thread of this chick posting up shit and none of it involves pictures of her breasts.

Sometimes I wonder why we even bother.
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Lol. You keep coming back for more anyway.
 
I'm not sure which is worse. The depressing turn my thread is taking or the fact that I now have Miss Piggy's breast linked to it.
 
Don't call it a come back
I been here for years
Rockin' my peers
Puttin' suckers in fear
Makin' the tears rain down like a monsoon
Listen to the bass go boom
Explosion, overpowerin'
Over the competition, I'm towerin'
Records shock
When I drop these lyrics
That'll make you call the cops
Don't you dare stare
You betta move
Don't ever compare me to the rest
They'll all get sliced and diced
Competition's payin' the price
(CHORUS)
I'm gonna knock you out
Mama said knock you out
I'm gonna knock you out
Mama said knock you out
I'm gonna knock you out
Mama said knock you out
I'm gonna knock you out
Mama said knock you out
Don't you call this no regular jam
I'm gonna rock this land
I'm gonna take this itty-bitty world by storm
And I'm just getting warm
Just like Mohammad Ali, they called him Cassius
Watch me bash this beat like a skull
Dontcha know I gotta beef wit'
Why don't you rip with me, the maniac psycho
Cuz when I pull out my jammy, get ready cuz it might go
Blauh!
How do you like me now?
The reverand will not allow
you to get wit' Mr. Smith don't risk
Listen to my gear shift.
I'm blastin', outlastin'
Colors like shaft, so you could say I'm shaftin'
Old English fill my mind and I came up with this funky rhyme
(REPEAT CHORUS)
Shadow boxin' when I heard you on the radio
I just don't know
What made them forget that I was raw
But now I gotta new toy
I'm going insane
Frontin' the hurricane
Releasin' pain
Lettin' you know
You can't gain or maintain
Unless you say my name
Rippin'
Killin'
Diggin' and drillin' a hole
Well I'll pass your goal
(REPEAT CHORUS)
Shotgun blasts are heard
When I rip and kill at will
The man of the hour, tower of power
I will devour
I'm gonna tie you up and let you understand
That I'm not your average man
When I gotta jammy in my hand
Damn
Ooh
Listen to the way I slay your crew
Damnit
Damnit
Damnit
Damnit
Destruction, terror and mayhem
Pass me a .... I'll slay him
Farmers (WHAT)
Farmers (WHAT)
Ready? (READY)
I think I'm gonna bomb a town
Don't you never, ever
Pull my lever
'Cause I explode
And my nine is easy to load
I gotta thank God
'Cause he gave me this chance to rock
Hard... knock you out
(REPEAT CHORUS)
 
PHATchik said:
I'm not sure which is worse. The depressing turn my thread is taking or the fact that I now have Miss Piggy's breast linked to it.
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:FRlol:

Don't all threads go that way?
 
OMG. Mama Said Knock You Out too. Wow.

And HumorMe, you're the one that keeps bringing Miss Piggy in when my breasts are mentioned. Hmph. She doesn't even come close, I'll have you know. Couldn't you have at least gotten Gonzo or something?
 
PHATchik said:
OMG. Mama Said Knock You Out too. Wow.

And HumorMe, you're the one that keeps bringing Miss Piggy in when my breasts are mentioned. Hmph. She doesn't even come close, I'll have you know. Couldn't you have at least gotten Gonzo or something?
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lol...I was just trying to pacify OMGWTFBBQOYBUIOVTCVTDIWDOWIXBNI until you are ready.:D
 
PHATchik said:
LOL! Until I'm ready? Am I fighting to get over my shyness or something?
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We can always encourage you to. Besides, if I posted mine, they would not have the same effect.
 
PHATchik said:
OMG. Mama Said Knock You Out too. Wow.
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Wasn't directed towards you. It was the 1st thing that popped into my head when I saw the title "Damn it!".

Just helping to further hijack your thread.
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TC2 said:
Wasn't directed towards you. It was the 1st thing that popped into my head when I saw the title "Damn it!".

Just helping to further hijack your thread.
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Consider it highjacked.
 
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