My sexy Southern accent just doesn't have the same effect on people that are already in the South. lol And I'm not sure I could like I need a hug right now anyway. I'd probably sound like "I'll bitchslap you" instead.
He came over and apologized. I've got another friend of mine that is taking me to get it in the morning. He volunteered to take me actually. So I'll get my car. Not tonight, but I'll get my car.
my comment in no way endorsed such actions either. a kick in the nuts should always be returned with a blow to the head, man or woman. you've got a few seconds to react before the pain sets in, you've got time to take a shot. not only does a kick in the junk hurt like hell, but you could cause some serious damage. anyone that wants to take my favorite source of pleasure away from me deserves what's coming to them.