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we, my friends and i, used to trick people into getting in the trunk of our cars, by saying that we were going to the drive-in. we'd then go hot rodding and do dukes of hazzard jumps and shit. it was great! the rear quarters were rusted out, so when we flew down dirt roads, the gravel would shoot up into the trunk!
 
HumanTarget said:
let's here them.

we, my friends and i, used to trick people into getting in the trunk of our cars, by saying that we were going to the drive-in. we'd then go hot rodding and do dukes of hazzard jumps and shit. it was great! the rear quarters were rusted out, so when we flew down dirt roads, the gravel would shoot up into the trunk!
HS...crazy glue doorknobs or toilet seats.
 
duct-taping was a huge thing when i was in HS. was not a big deal to drive by the school and see someone taped to a flagpole.
 
Point the water flow up to the shower head in motels to give the maids a wake up call.

I know ... that's fucked up.
 
I work the breakfast shift in a froo-froo resort restaurant and while one of my co-worker buddies was taking a piss I put tabasco all ofer his hash browns (they're shredded potatoes so hard to tell)...so when he came back and took a big ole mouthfull he started gagging, spitting it out and chugging his cup of coke. What he didnt know about his soda was that I had put a shitload of bitters in it.
 
HumanTarget said:
how'd that workout for ya? we tried it, but with one of those gluesticks. didn't work well.
use crazy glue...just be sure that you have some nail polish remover and a good pair of runners as well...
 
My brother used to hollow out carrots & put tobasco sauce in them, put the endof the carrot back in the hole and put them in the fridge, and wait for my little brother to come by and grab one to eat.

A cousin of mine managed an apartment complex and had given an eviction notice to one of the residents. So before they moved out, the resident had an "eviction party" and when they moved out, they caulked shut EVERYTHING. Started in the bedrooms, caulked all the windows & closet doors shut. Then the bedroom doors. In the bathrooms, all the cupboards, all the water taps, the shower head, then the bathroom doors. The entire kitchen, all the outlets, and then finally the front door.
 
we used to do garbage runs, too. we'd drive around and load up the truck with junk people were throwing out, rugs, toys, furniture, appliances and the arrange it on a friend or enemys car. we found a bunch of stuffed animals and he-man action figures and arranged a "tea party" in our friends driveway, it was even funnier cuz his mom wanted to take a picture before they moved it.
 
Sassy69 said:
My brother used to hollow out carrots & put tobasco sauce in them, put the endof the carrot back in the hole and put them in the fridge, and wait for my little brother to come by and grab one to eat.

A cousin of mine managed an apartment complex and had given an eviction notice to one of the residents. So before they moved out, the resident had an "eviction party" and when they moved out, they caulked shut EVERYTHING. Started in the bedrooms, caulked all the windows & closet doors shut. Then the bedroom doors. In the bathrooms, all the cupboards, all the water taps, the shower head, then the bathroom doors. The entire kitchen, all the outlets, and then finally the front door.

both of those are absolutely diabolical. :evil:
 
have you ever seen that screw on the front of a urinal? well, if you tighten it the right way, you can crank up the water pressure so high that it will blow all over the front of someones pants.
 
Duct taped my roommated to his bed.

Took my passed out friend who was lying on my couch to my neighbors apartment, couch and all so when he woke up he was confused as hell.

Massive markings on passed out people
 
my brother and i used to feud when we were younger, it wasn't uncommon to see one of us with slick, greasy hair cuz someone put baby oil in the shampoo bottle.
 
EnderJE said:
caps in cigarettes...


My brother used to put stink loads in cigarettes and also the little exploding stick thingies. He got in BIIIIIG trouble when he blew up my aunt's Virginia Slims. He would make a big point of pushing the load deep into the cigarette. He didn't figure this out until later, after several family members already were paranoid about smoking their cigarettes. So when they'd be able to light up and wait a minute or two w/ no explosion it was all good. Then another few mnutes later, nice big explosion and my brother off in the other room laughing his ass off. It was extra "choice" (colloquial ref to how long ago this was..) when the end of the Virginia Slim would roll back on itself like those exploding cigars in the slapstick comedies.

More recently my little brother wrapped up one of those fake poo's and sent it to my brother for xmas, sayign it was a present from his dog, Rueben.
 
Sassy69 said:
My brother used to put stink loads in cigarettes and also the little exploding stick thingies. He got in BIIIIIG trouble when he blew up my aunt's Virginia Slims. He would make a big point of pushing the load deep into the cigarette. He didn't figure this out until later, after several family members already were paranoid about smoking their cigarettes. So when they'd be able to light up and wait a minute or two w/ no explosion it was all good. Then another few mnutes later, nice big explosion and my brother off in the other room laughing his ass off. It was extra "choice" (colloquial ref to how long ago this was..) when the end of the Virginia Slim would roll back on itself like those exploding cigars in the slapstick comedies.

More recently my little brother wrapped up one of those fake poo's and sent it to my brother for xmas, sayign it was a present from his dog, Rueben.
i was a huge fan of the cigarette loads, until a buddy of mine almost went off the road cuz someone nailed him.
 
Sassy69 said:
My brother used to put stink loads in cigarettes and also the little exploding stick thingies. He got in BIIIIIG trouble when he blew up my aunt's Virginia Slims. He would make a big point of pushing the load deep into the cigarette. He didn't figure this out until later, after several family members already were paranoid about smoking their cigarettes. So when they'd be able to light up and wait a minute or two w/ no explosion it was all good. Then another few mnutes later, nice big explosion and my brother off in the other room laughing his ass off. It was extra "choice" (colloquial ref to how long ago this was..) when the end of the Virginia Slim would roll back on itself like those exploding cigars in the slapstick comedies.

More recently my little brother wrapped up one of those fake poo's and sent it to my brother for xmas, sayign it was a present from his dog, Rueben.
lol...i never did it to family...only at school
 
some of the extinct pranks are send people pizzas and magazine subscriptions. there was another one........gee, i can't remember the term for it........we'd knock on someones door and run off and watch them look for the phantom knocker.
 
In college we would fill up 50 gallon trash cans with water and lean them against our neighbors doors and then knock on the door. All their shit would be floating around the room.

Guys used to dry their shoes after washing them on the window sill and we would go one floor up and pour a bucket of water from above and knock them off or at least soak them again.

We would also fill up record album covers with shaving cream and place the opening under the door and stomp on them. Open the door and it looked like a blizzard had hit their room.
 
lmfao!!!
HumorMe said:
In college we would fill up 50 gallon trash cans with water and lean them against our neighbors doors and then knock on the door. All their shit would be floating around the room.

Guys used to dry their shoes after washing them on the window sill and would go one floor up and pour a bucket of water from above and knock them off or at least soak them again.

We would also fill up record album covers with shaving cream and place them the opening under the door and stomp on them. Open the door and it looked like a blizzard had hit their room.
 
supposedly, you can freeze a can of shaving cream and peel off the exterior, leaving a frozen cylinder of shaving cream. you then place one or more of these in your targets car or glove compartment and they will expand to normal size from the heat.
 
HumanTarget said:
supposedly, you can freeze a can of shaving cream and peel off the exterior, leaving a frozen cylinder of shaving cream. you then place one or more of these in your targets car or glove compartment and they will expand to normal size from the heat.


Damn. That would be awesome. Ever done it?
 
Sassy69 said:
Anyone ever actually do the ol' dog shit in a paper bag on fire on someone's door step?





yeah me and 5 other guys did it to some random party a few streets down

it wasen't near as entertaining as in the movies
 
HumorMe said:
Damn. That would be awesome. Ever done it?
nope, but i'm pretty bored right now..............i would definitely get some looks walking to the counter of the drug store with 4 or 5 cans of Barbasol.
 
Sassy69 said:
Anyone ever actually do the ol' dog shit in a paper bag on fire on someone's door step?


In college these 7 girls got together and shit in a box and mailed it to this guy they didn't like. Everytime I saw those girls from then on I always envisioned them squatting over a box while laying a grunter.
 
HumanTarget said:
nope, but i'm pretty bored right now..............i would definitely get some looks walking to the counter of the drug store with 4 or 5 cans of Barbasol.


Yea the clerk would probably know something was up.

One time we broke into our dorm neighbors room and moved all of their furniture outside while they were in class.

We also used to tie thick string around their doorknob and then tie the other end to the doorknob across the hall from them. Since the doors opened inward, it was impossible for them to open their doors.

Damnm we were awful neighbors.
 
Ive done virtually all of those. The cruelest prank was very serious if real and I pulled it on a friend Greg in college who I sometimes lifted with and partied with. He was in graduate school to be a pharmacist so he was scared to do anything to mess that up.

After drinking at the campus bars we were stumbling about campus these two girls picked us up, after a racy game of truth or dare he takes one to hookup with her. The other girl was too nervous told me she couldnt and that she was only 16 and in High school. The next morning I was teasing greg that the girl was only 15 and that was against the law and that he would have to register as a sex offender. Just having some fun.
Later that day, just by happenstance my best friend a sheriffs deputy(and never should have had a badge or a gun) worked about hour and half away decides to come visit. So my evil plan became all too apparent, a gift from the devil himself. Afterall, a coupla weeks prior Greg had pulled some pranks and stated he would never be gotten himself.
So about five in the afternoon I talk my buddy into it. He dons his uniform and gunbelt and his silver clipboard. It followed that we went to the Blue house as it was a partyhouse and the front door was gone at that point and I listened at the door. This is a condensed version of the conversation.
My buddy the cop walks, asks "are you Greg ,......"
Greg "Yes, what going on?"
Cop buddy: "Why dont you tell me what happened last night?"
Greg: "Man nothing, nothing happened' his voice was very panicked, at this point his whole ,life is flashing before his eyes.
Cop buddy: 'Oh yeah, how about Zoe and Alicia?" the name of the two highschoolers from the previous night. My buddy now is obviously seeing how serious this was and that the cop has gotten their names.
Greg: " man nothing happened, nothing happened!" even more louder and more nervous.
Cop buddy: Well she's at pullman memorial hospital with her parents having a rape kit done!'
Greg: *stunned silence, no answer"
Cop buddy: "she was only 13!" total ad lib, and I almost lost it outside the door.
Greg: "oh god" he says in a despondent voice.
Now at this point my cop buddy starts to crack up himself and has to cover his mouth.
Greg: " is this some kind of joke"
My buddy immediately retorts in a loud serious voice "SIR, I would NOT call second degree child rape a joke!!"
"NO, NO thats not what Im saying" very shaken by that.
Cop buddy "I just want you to know that this is a practical joke by Bill....."
AT which point I run screaming "I got you, I got you...." and pointing in his face, we're screaming laughing at him but he was still in shock and not going whats happening. It took several minutes for him to calm down and he was like he was sooooo scared that his whole life was over and that he would have to register as a sex offender and how he was thinking of leaving the country. hahahaahaaa!
We often wondered after that, what if we just left after taking a statement w/o telling him it was a joke, whether he would just disappear and would had left the country. Then someday we might run into him ten years later on vacation on a caribbean Island as he was tending bar and tell him "Dude, it was just a joke!" YOU RUINED MY LIFE! was what we pictured him saying.
He said it changed his life and that he was still shaking for two days. He had gotten had and he admitted that, that was a good one. That was the cruelest Ive done, but my pranks are always real elaborate like that.
 
BrothaBill said:
Ive done virtually all of those. The cruelest prank was very serious if real and I pulled it on a friend Greg in college who I sometimes lifted with and partied with. He was in graduate school to be a pharmacist so he was scared to do anything to mess that up.

After drinking at the campus bars we were stumbling about campus these two girls picked us up, after a racy game of truth or dare he takes one to hookup with her. The other girl was too nervous told me she couldnt and that she was only 16 and in High school. The next morning I was teasing greg that the girl was only 15 and that was against the law and that he would have to register as a sex offender. Just having some fun.
Later that day, just by happenstance my best friend a sheriffs deputy(and never should have had a badge or a gun) worked about hour and half away decides to come visit. So my evil plan became all too apparent, a gift from the devil himself. Afterall, a coupla weeks prior Greg had pulled some pranks and stated he would never be gotten himself.
So about five in the afternoon I talk my buddy into it. He dons his uniform and gunbelt and his silver clipboard. It followed that we went to the Blue house as it was a partyhouse and the front door was gone at that point and I listened at the door. This is a condensed version of the conversation.
My buddy the cop walks, asks "are you Greg ,......"
Greg "Yes, what going on?"
Cop buddy: "Why dont you tell me what happened last night?"
Greg: "Man nothing, nothing happened' his voice was very panicked, at this point his whole ,life is flashing before his eyes.
Cop buddy: 'Oh yeah, how about Zoe and Alicia?" the name of the two highschoolers from the previous night. My buddy now is obviously seeing how serious this was and that the cop has gotten their names.
Greg: " man nothing happened, nothing happened!" even more louder and more nervous.
Cop buddy: Well she's at pullman memorial hospital with her parents having a rape kit done!'
Greg: *stunned silence, no answer"
Cop buddy: "she was only 13!" total ad lib, and I almost lost it outside the door.
Greg: "oh god" he says in a despondent voice.
Now at this point my cop buddy starts to crack up himself and has to cover his mouth.
Greg: " is this some kind of joke"
My buddy immediately retorts in a loud serious voice "SIR, I would NOT call second degree child rape a joke!!"
"NO, NO thats not what Im saying" very shaken by that.
Cop buddy "I just want you to know that this is a practical joke by Bill....."
AT which point I run screaming "I got you, I got you...." and pointing in his face, we're screaming laughing at him but he was still in shock and not going whats happening. It took several minutes for him to calm down and he was like he was sooooo scared that his whole life was over and that he would have to register as a sex offender and how he was thinking of leaving the country. hahahaahaaa!
We often wondered after that, what if we just left after taking a statement w/o telling him it was a joke, whether he would just disappear and would had left the country. Then someday we might run into him ten years later on vacation on a caribbean Island as he was tending bar and tell him "Dude, it was just a joke!" YOU RUINED MY LIFE! was what we pictured him saying.
He said it changed his life and that he was still shaking for two days. He had gotten had and he admitted that, that was a good one. That was the cruelest Ive done, but my pranks are always real elaborate like that.
you now have a room in hell, with your name engraved with gold inlay on the door.
 
but i would have started laughing way b4 you did. i should have named this thread "Light-hearted and Mischievious Pranks". i just pray that someone takes this knowledge and applies it properly.
 
we got a hold of one of those old fashioned water pressured fire extinguishers. boy , that was fun. got the paperboy, filled his paper bag on his bike till it was over flowing. nailed a couple of older folks at the bus stop.........ah, those were the days.
 
When we were teenagers, my friends and I threw a beer blast at my friend Leroys house. A guy named Elroy passed out while leaning over the counter, so he was standing in his sleep. Someone pulled down his pants and wrote "EAT ME" on his ass. He was like that for a long time, and everyone was having a good laugh.
Then Leroy's parents pull in, drunk as hell themselves. We all scatter out the front door as they make their way to the back door. So who do they find when they walk into the kitchen? Yup, Elroy leaning over the counter passed out with his pants around his knees. I remember going up to the window and peeking in, Leroys dad was going room to room, drunk as hell hollering "Who corn-holed Elroy?! Who corn-holed Elroy?!"
 
HumorMe said:
That's one of the best pranks I have heard.

I think I would have shot you!

Thankyaverymuch! Everyone in the campus gym, as we all knew each other laughed their ass off at that. He would just shake his head and go you really got me with that one. If you could have heard that conversation between him and my cop buddy, itd be hard to not pee your pants. I wish I couldve videptaped somehow. I talked to a coupla years later when he was a pharmacist and he said it traumatized him to this day. LOL!
 
HumanTarget said:
you now have a room in hell, with your name engraved with gold inlay on the door.

Oh that is so true for many more reasons than that one!
 
Oh another one, and I wont go into too much detail b/c Ive posted this story before.
We all used to hang out at this party house when I was in a different college. After a night of drinking a guy named Chief b/c he was indian, was once again dranken too much and passed out on the couch and I mean completely out, couldnt be woken. So we flipped him over and put a condom between in his buttcheeks, naturally we made look like it had been used. After some beer and the laughter died down, we made a paste out of pancake mix and water and basically glued his hairy ass together. Then we added the 'soon to be real crusty' mix to his goatee just for good measure.
He was very quiet the next day after he went into the bathroom. Of course none said a word and he was just keeping to himself. It was too funny. Finally he asked, what happened last night. I about dies laughing. We never did tell it was a joke!!
 
BrothaBill said:
Oh another one, and I wont go into too much detail b/c Ive posted this story before.
We all used to hang out at this party house when I was in a different college. After a night of drinking a guy named Chief b/c he was indian, was once again dranken too much and passed out on the couch and I mean completely out, couldnt be woken. So we flipped him over and put a condom between in his buttcheeks, naturally we made look like it had been used. After some beer and the laughter died down, we made a paste out of pancake mix and water and basically glued his hairy ass together. Then we added the 'soon to be real crusty' mix to his goatee just for good measure.
He was very quiet the next day after he went into the bathroom. Of course none said a word and he was just keeping to himself. It was too funny. Finally he asked, what happened last night. I about dies laughing. We never did tell it was a joke!!
Evil life-ruiner!
 
Well I never did flaming bags of poo, but me and my buddies did throw paper bags full of fresh dog shit at windows and doors.

The best is when we'd double dare each other to go up to someones front door step while it was obvious they were still up(lights on in living room) and piss on their front door and then knock on it and run.

I pissed in my little step-brother's fish bowl one time cuz I didn't feel like going to the bathroom(had bunkbed) and blamed him for it when the step-mom threw a fit over it haha.

So most of the pranks and stuff I've done at one time or another have generally involved urinating.
 
well, peeing on things is fun, just ask SoreArms, anyone ever test the electric fence theory? or is it a law?
 
HumanTarget said:
well, peeing on things is fun, just ask SoreArms, anyone ever test the electric fence theory? or is it a law?

Ren and Stimpy had an episode where they were peeing on an electric fence. They had the song playing "dont whiz on.... the electric fence"

Heres a true story of a kid who lost his penis by doing that, the story had a picture, I might use it as an avatar:

New penis grown on boy's arm

Doctors have grown a new penis on a Russian boy's arm after he lost his old one in a bizarre accident.

The 16-year-old, named only as Malik, lost his penis after receiving an electric shock while urinating on an electric wire.



Surgeons grew a new penis on his arm and have now moved it to his groin.

The Russian Clinical Hospital for Children surgeons created it by putting an empty latex cylinder in Malik's forearm and pumping a solution into it every day, reports Pravda.

The cylinder grew on the boy's arm for 10 months until it took on the shape of a penis.

Douglas Murray, a past president of the British Association of Plastic Surgeons, told Ananova this kind of plastic surgery was not uncommon.

Mr Murray said: "He would probably be able to stand up and urinate instead of having to sit and do so."
 
fuckin' eh!!!! i will never expose my penis to electricity, in fact, that's my new job, keeping my penis from any danger.
 
HumanTarget said:
fuckin' eh!!!! i will never expose my penis to electricity, in fact, that's my new job, keeping my penis from any danger.

Yup, I keep the Governor out of any danger, there are very tight security measures in place to ensure safety.

And of course we had the stun gun too, when I was in HS I bought one mail order. We shocked half the school. One time, this guy named Mike borrowed it and this asian immigrant named Tu was sitting at a big table, he crawled under it and let him have it on the ankle. The kid had no idea what was going on with him. He screamed in an accent "OH my heart!" that was too funny. And they made this kid named Jason, who we always shit on ride in the trunk of Mikes muscle car to the store at lunchtime. Mike opened the trunk and kept shocking and he couldnt get out. He finally got out and was like trying to swing at him. Then he would just go zzzzz, zzzzzz with the stun gun and he backed way back. So much fun, so many more stories. LOL. EVIL reigns.

Then, how could I forget the prolific mace wars. We were unimpressed with the mace as it just made our drunken asses cough and our skin burn. That was until I managed to squeeze off a shot across my buddies eyes during a truce and he didnt expect it. Eyes WIDE open!! He was screaming in agony and was desparately trying to wash his eyes out with water. I led him by the arm around the block a few times to get some fresh air. He was blinded for a good 15minutes. Totally freaked him out!! Hahahahaha !
 
damn, sounds like fun! there were, of course, misuses of the stun gun. there were a few guys i knew who would drive around and find bums and call them over and zap them between the eyes and drive off.
 
HumanTarget said:
damn, sounds like fun! there were, of course, misuses of the stun gun. there were a few guys i knew who would drive around and find bums and call them over and zap them between the eyes and drive off.

Damn, thats really messed up shocking bums LOL, and you called me evil!!
 
Brothabill I like your style man

as for the shit Ive done,once we were all out at a abandoned house fucking around exploring it,my one buddy stayed in the car for some reason,we never knew why, anyway I had fake blood with me for some reason, and I put it all over my face and ran out of the bush and jumped on his hood screaming, he screamed like a lil bitch so loud the neighbours of this place came running over, to see him peel out in the car, I had to call his cell to get him to come back.

and another time a buddy passed out at a hardcore boozefest and we wrote owned on his forhead and gave him a incredible hulk colour hand,anyway he woke up the next day 4 hours late for work,so in a panic takes off and doesnt bother checking the mirror,showed up and his boss fell over laughing asking what the fucked happened. he almost got canned as he was on probation for being late etc anyway,but his manager said it was to funny to fire him for
 
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Not really a prank, but that story reminds me of my friend who worked in finance. The truck parked next to his car at the apt he had caught on fire and burned the crap out of his car. He was late to work pulled up to the front of work. Went into the office, smelled of course like smoke. His regional manager was there and he got canned on the spot. Talk about a bad day. I couldnt help but laugh at that situation.
 
we had a hippie shop teacher and he had these sandals that were made from tires, he was so proud of these things. so, we used to pound nails thru them into the floor when he left them laying around. also, he would leave his backpack on the work benches and we'd put a strap in a vice and lock it down then open all the zippers, so at the end of the day he'd go running over and grab his bag and nearly jerk his arm out of the socket, fall on his ass and shoot all of his papers on the floor. we were heartless.
 
(pakistani accent) You are very bad man, very bad!! *shakes index finger to and fro*
 
on my cars we could turn the winshield washer things to the side so instead of spraying the windshield it would spray to the left and right and we could pull up next to people at redlights that there windows wer down or had a convertable and soak them it was fun!!
 
We also used to pour bottles and bottles of dishwashing soap on peoples cars. The more they tried to wash it off, the more it foam up. Quite a funny sight to see.
 
We would drive down the GSParkway looking for the speed traps. When we saw one, we'd turn back a few miles and look for some asshole to race. Then we would fly and stop just short of the speedtrap, and watch the cop pull out to pull the other guy over.

Then we'd point and laugh, much liek girls do to Lestat when he takes his pants off
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jb160 said:
on my cars we could turn the winshield washer things to the side so instead of spraying the windshield it would spray to the left and right and we could pull up next to people at redlights that there windows wer down or had a convertable and soak them it was fun!!
oh man, that is a classic, i learned that one from my brother. some of the automotive pranks are too dangerous to repeat, but one i remember which isn't a prank but just MDP, was to put BB's in the carburetor.
 
I just remembered another one, we use to give people b/c of the supplement thread. We use to give niacin to people saying itd make em feel good. Then about 15minutes later they would turn bright red. LOL. funny as hell.
Also one time my buddy, actually the cop buddy from the other story wanted to get some juice. I told him not to, but he was adament about getting some. So I sold him a bunch of niacin tablets for 50$, told it was 10mg of test per tab. He didnt know much about em. So for like a week he would turn bright red when he took it. The funniest part is he said he looked it up and becoming flush was a side effect of test. Hence they must be real and he was starting to feel strength gains. I was dying as he would get bright red. LOL!
 
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