Create quotes for captions about board members...

[IHateBrolies]

Imagine any board member is selling a book; an actor/actress, magician, doctor, whatever... and he/she is advertising your quote regarding him/her (you're famous, by the way) in order to sell his/her book.

What would you say about them?

Example:
"anabolicMD - he's a real jackoff!"

As above, it doesn't need to be positive.

Another example:
"tiger88 is a really nice guy!" or "IHateBrolies is one hott and devious beast!"

Let's hear em.

 

[tuc biscuit]

Tuc Biscuit----> "Yes please!"

 

[IHateBrolies]

IHateBrolies is my idol!!!

 

[Sub-Zero]

sublimezm- daddy fatsacks

 

[velvett]

DO ME!

 

[IHateBrolies]

"velvett is unfuckinbelievably gorgeous!"

 

[from zero]

From Zero
"Would gladly do velvett."

 

[tuc biscuit]

Velvett---->" I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy. I'll be your hope, I'll be your love, be everything that you need, I'll love you more with every breath...truly, madly, deeply do."

 

[velvett]

Not what I had expected but I am surprised and flattered.

 

[IHateBrolies]

"I want velvett to whip me while I tell her who daddy is! Did I say that? That's off the record, don't air this, I -"

 

[from zero]

Velvett---->" I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy. I'll be your hope, I'll be your love, be everything that you need, I'll love you more with every breath...truly, madly, deeply do."

Bor, you stole that from a song. A gay one, too.

 

[velvett]

 

[IHateBrolies]

Who's yo dadday!!!

 

[tuc biscuit]

Bor, you stole that from a song. A gay one, too.

Bor, you stole that photo from a guy, a gay one too, lol.



But if you listen then the word 'velvett' is mentioned in the song.

 

[IHateBrolies]

"jerkbox is a real jerk!"

"tuc biscuit tucks biscuits into his underwear at night."

 

[PHATchik]

Oh, the possibilities.

 

[IHateBrolies]

Oh, the possibilities.

"PHATchik's got one PHAT boday! And that ain't no insult."

 

[from zero]

Bor, you stole that photo from a guy, a gay one too, lol.

lol, dick.

But if you listen then the word 'velvett' is mentioned in the song.

I did not know that homey. I should listen to more gay songs.

 

[PHATchik]

"PHATchik's got one PHAT boday! And that ain't no insult."

lol.

 

[supersizeme]

EF Dudes - "we have crushes on girls we've never seen pics of"

 

[PHATchik]

EF Dudes - "we have crushes on girls we've never seen pics of"

Lol. That one is always fitting too.

 

[jackangel]

"phatchick - she's not just for dinner anymore"

"velvett - making men everywhere act stupid"

"supersizeme - the hottest megan i've ever seen"

 

[PHATchik]

"phatchick - she's not just for dinner anymore"

"velvett - making men everywhere act stupid"

"supersizeme - the hottest megan i've ever seen"

Hmm, dessert too?