courtney's work rant

[courtneybcca]

So I get to work this morning and there is a list on the table entitled Weekend Responsibilities… OMFG

Okay I need to give a little background here so you understand… There are two women that work here during the week. One is a lot older and VERY overweight. The other is only a few years older than me but isn’t really the nicest to look at… Well neither of them like me.. Every time I see the older one she tells me that I am losing to much weight and I don’t look healthy. Then has the balls to ask me how I am doing it.. This lady has “diet food” all over the office. It’s really sad. The other chicka pretends to like me. I sometimes have to work with her so I just let her think I believe her bullshit. Smile and Nod that is my saying with people like this… Anyways my boss LOVES me! And this BUGS THE HELL out of them. I make a stupid amount of money for the job I do and I get time off whenever I ask for it. I have been traveling a lot lately and every time I get back the younger chick always makes a smart ass comment about me going away that she thinks I am to dumb to understand. I let her think that, it’s easier that way…. Bite my tongue, and smile…. But the reality of the situation is I run the whole dam place on the weekends I am the only one here. My boss loves that fact that he can trust me to do whatever needs to be done and I don’t bother him unless its necessary. In this line of work he is used to working 24/7 LITERALY. So he is always thanking me that he is able to now take the weekends off and doesn’t have to worry about anything because he knows I am able to do everything….

So lately when I get to work the ladies have been leaving junk food everywhere hoping that I would eat it. The younger one came in last week and told me too make sure I eat this food up around here so it doesn’t go bad. I told her I don’t eat junk food and she said “so that is why you look so unhealthy.” WHATEVER FAT BITCH… (again bite my tongue and…. Smile) All I say is “maybe.” They are always forgetting to do shit and I do it when I get in without saying a word… But after this note FUCK THEM!!!

I walk in this morning and first off the alarm isn’t even set.. my boss would be pissed because this is a bad area… Don’t worry I will be telling him…. I hate to be this way!! But I have had it!! Oh and all those fucking dishes in the sink fuck you all if you think I am going to clean them!!!

So this list entails… telling me to do some of the younger ones work for her.. which is fine because there sometimes nothing to do… But the bitch has a password set on her files on the computer so I can’t even get into the fucking program…. And she thinks I am dumb.. WTF Along with other duties that make no sense no one has shown me where the supplies are or how to do it. Then stupid shit like “turn off heat” “turn on AC” etc and make sure to lock and set alarm at night…. LADIES get off your fat ASSES and stop bitching….

Fuck ladies….. I am not sorry that I am better looking than you…. I am not sorry that I am losing weight and your fat asses can’t stop stuffing your mouths with food…. I am not sorry I probably make more money than you…. I am not sorry that the boss likes me more than you….. I AM NOT SORRY that you are both fucking losers and need to get a LIFE!!!!

Okay for you ladies that matter… Sorry for the rant but I really needed to vent thanks…..

 

[velvett]

So, what kind of business is this and what do you do there?

 

[courtneybcca]

heehee well this I am not sure if you people are ready for..... Just remember that I want to be a forensic pathogist and realize that I work now somewhat related to that field... Big hint.... I think the reason 4everhung stalked me around before is because we are in similar lines of work....

 

[littlemully]

Hmmm thats funny. Next time "the fat one" asks what your doing to lose weight tell her no liquids and no solids and she what shes says!
Don't let 'em get to you just b/c they are ugly and no amount of plastic surgery can fix that.
Just my .02., hope your day gets better!
rachel

 

[habitualhealth]

Girlfriend...you are "playing pretty" too much to these fluffy girls. (fluffy seems so much more "lightweight" than big-fat-mcnasty-jiggly-overweight-beyotches...which is what i know you really wanna say) heh.

Dig deep...maintain your professionalism but rebut with some cynical wit and put them in their place. You deserve just as much respect as the next person. Jealousy is a beyotch.

Sometimes, when i hear stuff like this...it makes me wish i was there. Two things I hold firm to in the workplace
A. DO maintain professionalism
B. DON'T play pretty for anyone

You've earned your position..make them respect it.

(dayum, did i just rant too?)

 

[littlemully]

Courtney I'm interested in what you do b/c I almost took that route but decided labor and delivery would be a little more fun for me. I'm currently finishing up my bs in nursing and continuing on a masters so if you have any gross stories.........we'll share! lol.
Rachel

 

[courtneybcca]

heehee.... I work at a mortuary... Nuff said I guess

 

[courtneybcca]

oh and HH I don't see them often so I just play nice... I would rather piss them off with kindness because they are trying to make me snap... It is such a great feeling to have someone expect you to blow up and you ignore it... I really think this hurts them more... I love my job and I just needed to rant but I would never say that to them..

 

[Sassy69]

That's what we're here for

 

[jenscats5]

Wow C.......even @ a mortuary, you can't escape BS....

Do you have to touch the bodies??

 

[Sassy69]

The closest I've come to mortuaries is:

Growing up we lived between 2 cemetaries.
Then we moved between 2 morticians.
Then I dated a bunch of deadbeats.

I think I need to stop this trend.....

 

[littlemully]

But sassy everyone was "dying" to meet you! lmao! Sorry I just couldnt resist.
Rachel

 

[courtneybcca]

that is the thing... I am the only one that works on the weekends so I handle EVERYTHING, and ANYTHING that needs to be done... so these ladies should shut the fuck up because first off... I can out lift most the fucking dudes there... Second off I know EVERYTHING about the mortuary business so I don't have to bother there fucking fats asses on the weekends to ask stupid fucking questions... Third the families like me because I am EXTREMELY sympathic to there feelings and wishes, and I am constantly getting thank you letters and praise for my over the top care and service... I meet with families and do the arrangements for services when I don't even HAVE TO because on the weekends the office isn't open... But I do it anyways, if the families need to and if I am not busy... If my boss needs me during the week I am only a phone call away and I often go in and dont even clock in... etc etc okay so fuck those bitches!!! Okay can you tell I am not in a good mood... goodness sorry ladies.... I just hate that I make there job easier and just because I am younger and the boss happens to like me I am the evil one... women are weird sometimes....

 

[velvett]

I want to be a forensic pathogist ..

That's so cool.




Did you read that book about Jack the Ripper by a forensic pathologist?

I have to find it to remember the name - I just borrowed it from my father.

 

[habitualhealth]

Then I dated a bunch of deadbeats.
QUOTE]
Hahaha.... perhaps we know the same men??? Hrrrmmm.

 

[Sassy69]

So far in ATL its only been rich old black guys from the islands.

My deadbeats are all from S. FL. Unless they moved up here.


Oh shit.

Is it easier to go lez?

 

[velvett]

So far in ATL its only been rich old black guys from the islands.

My deadbeats are all from S. FL. Unless they moved up here.


Oh shit.

Is it easier to go lez?

HHAHAHAHAHA


OMG - I thought that at one point and I was living in NYC at the time.



Truth is the offering was better...

 

[velvett]

SO!

Court how are things going this weekend at work?
Working today?

I am actually in my office right now waiting for a client (they give you money and you're a time clock HO ) to show up t look at a sample of stone.

LALALALALA

 

[Raina]

I'm so thankful I don't work with women like that. My sister is in a similar situation. I just think it's sad when people are apparently so miserable that they have to be fake with and/or nasty to someone else out of jealousy or whatever else.

 

[courtneybcca]

velvet the book about jack the ripper are you talking about the one written by patricia cornwell? she isn't a forensic pathologist but has done a lot of work in the field and research.. Her books are VERY factual I haven't read that one book but have read a lot of her scarpetta books.. Written about a female forensic pathologist... and VERY good!! highly recommend them if you like murder mysteries etc...

Yeah I am at work now. I got called in a 630 in the morning to do a removal... Lets see either of those ladies do that... heehee okay I am feeling better today so I can't be so nasty... heehee

 

[velvett]

velvet the book about jack the ripper are you talking about the one written by patricia cornwell? she isn't a forensic pathologist but has done a lot of work in the field and research.. Her books are VERY factual I haven't read that one book but have read a lot of her scarpetta books.. Written about a female forensic pathologist... and VERY good!! highly recommend them if you like murder mysteries etc...

Yeah I am at work now. I got called in a 630 in the morning to do a removal... Lets see either of those ladies do that... heehee okay I am feeling better today so I can't be so nasty... heehee

YES that's it.
I haven't cracked it open yet.

I didn't realize she wasn't.

I'm afraid to know what a remove is though...

 

[SoKlueles]

you girls have cool jobs